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#1 G&C

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Posted 08 August 2012 - 08:42 AM

Only in CanuckyFuckyLand

1. Only in CanuckyFuckyLand......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in CanuckyFuckyLand......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in CanuckyFuckyLand......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in CanuckyFuckyLand.....do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in CanuckyFuckyLand......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in CanuckyFuckyLand......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in CanuckyFuckyLand......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we don't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in CanuckyFuckyLand......do we buy hot dogs in packages of twelve and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in CanuckyFuckyLand.....do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in CanuckyFuckyLand......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

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Posted 08 August 2012 - 08:42 AM


YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM CanuckyFuckyLand WHEN ...

1. You only know three spices: salt, pepper and ketchup.

2. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

3. Hoser Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas.

4. You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard.

5. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow.

6. You think sexy lingerie is tube-socks and a flannel nightie with only 8 buttons.

7. The local paper covers national and international headlines on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey.

8. You know which leaves make good toilet paper.

9. You find -40C a little chilly.

10. The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freeze.

11. You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewelery and your Sorels.

12. You understand the Labatts Blue commercials.

13. You perk up when you hear the theme from "Hockey Night in CanuckyFuckyLand".

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Posted 08 August 2012 - 08:43 AM


Three men were traveling in EuroFuckyLand and happened to meet at a bar in London. One man was from England, one from France and one from CanuckyFuckyLand. They got acquainted and started talking about their problems with their wives.

The guy from England began by saying: "I told my wife in no uncertain terms that from now on she would have to do the cooking. Well the first day after I told her, I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing. But on the third day when I came home from work, the table was set, a wonderful dinner was prepared with wine and even dessert."

Then the man from France spoke up: "I sat my wife down and told her, that from now on she would have to do all the shopping, and also do the cleaning. The first day I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing. But on the third day when I came home, the whole house was spotless, and in the pantry the shelves were filled with groceries.

The fellow from CanuckyFuckyLand was married to an enlightened woman from the prairies... He sat up straight on the bar stool, pushed out his chest and said: "I gave my wife a stern look and told her, that from now on she would have to do the cooking, shopping and housecleaning. Well the first day I saw nothing. The second day I still saw nothing. But on the third day I could see a little bit out of my left eye ..."

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Posted 08 August 2012 - 10:42 AM

I don't why Cros bothers with that Hoser word filter. Google's is much better and makes prettier pictures. http://translate.google.com/#en/kn/

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