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Poll: the funniest or the most irritating

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#1 absinthist

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Posted 17 October 2007 - 09:02 AM

It has been suggested, so let's vote!
"therefore the injury that is to be done to a man ought to be of such a kind that one does not stand in fear of revenge"

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#2 Bognoz

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Posted 17 October 2007 - 09:30 AM

He wants to sniff
everyone's writing
hand, too.
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#3 Bognoz

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Posted 17 October 2007 - 09:31 AM

Might take scrapings
from under your fecal
stained finger nails
to match with your own
asshole as well.
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#4 Bognoz

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Posted 17 October 2007 - 09:33 AM

Dr. O. B. Tits wants to be
thorough.

He likes latex.
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#5 Bognoz

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Posted 17 October 2007 - 09:35 AM

Next he's studying how to
practice proctology.
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Posted 17 October 2007 - 09:43 AM

He would be more believable as a puppet.
Drinking for medicinal reasons.

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#7 absinthist

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Posted 17 October 2007 - 09:52 AM

Buggy, you do realize what ya sayin' makes absofuckenlutely no sense?
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Posted 17 October 2007 - 09:55 AM

Did to me.
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Posted 17 October 2007 - 09:55 AM

Butt, I'm
feelin' stringy.
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#10 Bognoz

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Posted 17 October 2007 - 09:56 AM

Maybe next week I'll get to be
Tits' puppet, then he can
teach me proper sense making.

Edited by Bognoz, 17 October 2007 - 09:57 AM.

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#11 absinthist

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Posted 17 October 2007 - 10:01 AM

It will be difficult, you may try imitatin' me, being a clone, but as you know nothing about me, you won't get resemblance to the original.

And if you do not remember, I have never been accused of being a puppet on any of the fora.
"therefore the injury that is to be done to a man ought to be of such a kind that one does not stand in fear of revenge"

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#12 Bognoz

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Posted 17 October 2007 - 10:02 AM

It would be difficult,
you're right.
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#13 Bognoz

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Posted 17 October 2007 - 10:05 AM

Do you even understand
yourself?
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Posted 17 October 2007 - 10:08 AM

Who does,
really?
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Posted 17 October 2007 - 10:09 AM

And why would
one want to?
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Posted 17 October 2007 - 10:09 AM

Being who
we are.
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#17 absinthist

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Posted 17 October 2007 - 10:11 AM

You can always have a try. Failure won't hurt that much, will it?
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Posted 17 October 2007 - 10:16 AM

How big are your hands?
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#19 absinthist

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Posted 17 October 2007 - 10:22 AM

Big 'nuff.
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Posted 17 October 2007 - 10:26 AM

Will it skew the poll
if puppets vote
Chicago style?
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Posted 17 October 2007 - 10:26 AM

Or is this already rigged
commie style?
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Posted 17 October 2007 - 10:31 AM

The fact that ya can vote for yerself should be grate gratifiction of yer self-esteemed hallucinatory state of being.
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Posted 17 October 2007 - 10:32 AM

now do i have to place some more posts?
so that for once in my life, i can finally be a winner of some kind of competition.
don't even bother, you're all way more smarterer and funnierer than me!

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Posted 17 October 2007 - 10:34 AM

DeadLasted again?
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Posted 17 October 2007 - 10:34 AM

And again.
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Posted 17 October 2007 - 10:35 AM

etc.
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Posted 17 October 2007 - 10:36 AM

I play Xicago rules:
vote early
vote often.
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Posted 17 October 2007 - 10:37 AM

But I think Tits
already rigged it for me
anyway.
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#29 absinthist

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Posted 17 October 2007 - 10:39 AM

so that for once in my life, i can finally be a winner of some kind of competition.


Come to H5 and help revive ‹berposterity. A wiener? Thass fer sure.
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Posted 17 October 2007 - 10:47 AM

behaves sometimes like a genuine puppet




Sometimes!?

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Posted 17 October 2007 - 10:55 AM

Yeah, don't take that,
vote for me.
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Posted 17 October 2007 - 10:56 AM

wake me up when u'r done
don't even bother, you're all way more smarterer and funnierer than me!

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Posted 17 October 2007 - 11:03 AM

Did you vote for me?
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Posted 17 October 2007 - 11:04 AM

Puppets on parade.

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Posted 17 October 2007 - 11:04 AM

what about a Łberquoteterity one?

enough already 'tits, stop the flatterin'
don't even bother, you're all way more smarterer and funnierer than me!

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Posted 17 October 2007 - 11:06 AM

no bogz, i voted blank.
don't even bother, you're all way more smarterer and funnierer than me!

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Posted 17 October 2007 - 11:09 AM

Then I'm keepin' you
awake for the whole
boring ass-fisted parade.
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Posted 17 October 2007 - 11:11 AM

grate, just my luck!
don't even bother, you're all way more smarterer and funnierer than me!

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Posted 17 October 2007 - 11:11 AM

Sometimes!?


If it was more often, you won't be my friend, 'sometimes' is just ol korekt.

The thread is not that flat as Kettle thinks.
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Posted 17 October 2007 - 11:16 AM

me thinkin'? nah, i guess not.

Edited by RedBastid, 17 October 2007 - 11:16 AM.

don't even bother, you're all way more smarterer and funnierer than me!

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Posted 17 October 2007 - 11:21 AM

but there's good news, i'm the only loser, at the moment!
don't even bother, you're all way more smarterer and funnierer than me!

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Posted 17 October 2007 - 11:24 AM

Not selling Mazdas
would be more fun
than being here.
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Posted 17 October 2007 - 11:25 AM

Honestly Tits, I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you.

You're a Pinhead's inspiration!

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Posted 17 October 2007 - 11:28 AM

Not selling Mazdas
is NOT more funner.

I can go online there
but my monitor is in
direct line of sight
from the owner's
office.
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Posted 17 October 2007 - 11:28 AM

Otherwise I could
have the worst of
both worlds @ 1nce.
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Posted 17 October 2007 - 11:29 AM

Sold my 1st car
yessir day.

Made $100 because
the price had to be
dropped so low to
make the sale.
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Posted 17 October 2007 - 11:29 AM

Smutty!
The mayor's bored.
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Posted 17 October 2007 - 11:30 AM

And it was a
new car.

I see a limited
future in the
car game.
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Posted 17 October 2007 - 11:31 AM

Xit, I forgot,
he's dead.
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Posted 17 October 2007 - 11:32 AM

Sounds like your job
is too.

Sorry.
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Posted 17 October 2007 - 11:32 AM

Maybe you xould move up to Fordz or

(shudder) Hummerz.

I can see you as a Hummer Man . . .
Drinking for medicinal reasons.

You may say I'm a drinker
but I'm not the only one.

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Posted 17 October 2007 - 11:36 AM

Honestly Tits, I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you.


I am honoured, buddy.
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Posted 17 October 2007 - 11:38 AM

Zippy likes Hummers!

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Posted 17 October 2007 - 11:40 AM

I'm not a
lap dogger.
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Posted 17 October 2007 - 11:47 AM

...but my monitor is in
direct line of sight
from the owner's
office.


so he knows you?
don't even bother, you're all way more smarterer and funnierer than me!

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Posted 17 October 2007 - 12:06 PM

Hopefully won't.

He's fooled so far.
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Posted 17 October 2007 - 12:09 PM

Never hurts to know the boss
in a biblical way.

Mebbe you wouldn't have to not sell
so many Mazdas.
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Posted 17 October 2007 - 12:14 PM

butt why would it be in direct line of sight in the first place?
don't even bother, you're all way more smarterer and funnierer than me!

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Posted 17 October 2007 - 12:20 PM

Prolly cuz he's not workin'
in the garage with the mechanix
who are prolly makin' all
the dough anyway.
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Posted 17 October 2007 - 12:46 PM

so that for once in my life, i can finally be a winner of some kind of competition.

Forget it, Ginger. You're not even a real puppet. I voted for BugNutz.

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Posted 17 October 2007 - 12:50 PM

Wheeee.

All this stimulation
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Posted 17 October 2007 - 01:05 PM

Forget it, Ginger. You're not even a real puppet. I voted for BugNutz.

you xurely know how to disappoint someone, halfwit
don't even bother, you're all way more smarterer and funnierer than me!

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Posted 17 October 2007 - 01:10 PM

Sure, but I made the Nutz wet and that's what counts.

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Posted 17 October 2007 - 01:13 PM

Pymph should give you a vote though.

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Posted 17 October 2007 - 01:29 PM

you mean for that superb piece of graphical art i created for her?
don't even bother, you're all way more smarterer and funnierer than me!

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Posted 17 October 2007 - 01:32 PM

Yup. Didn't she even thank you for that?

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Posted 17 October 2007 - 01:49 PM

Gave up some
o' that Southern
hospitality?
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Posted 17 October 2007 - 01:50 PM

generous of you, mentioning that
don't even bother, you're all way more smarterer and funnierer than me!

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Posted 17 October 2007 - 01:51 PM

I am neither
Southern, nor
hospitable.
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#70 Louched Liver

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Posted 17 October 2007 - 02:16 PM

Prolly cuz he's not workin'
in the garage with the mechanix
who are prolly makin' all
the dough anyway.

*ding-ding-ding!!*
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Posted 17 October 2007 - 02:36 PM

gave all my best, and for what?
zero fuckin' points reeeeeally disappointing.

sad, sad, week.
don't even bother, you're all way more smarterer and funnierer than me!

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Posted 17 October 2007 - 04:32 PM

I'm xure you're
used to it by now.
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Posted 17 October 2007 - 11:45 PM

Buggy is a weener :Dinky:
"therefore the injury that is to be done to a man ought to be of such a kind that one does not stand in fear of revenge"

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Posted 18 October 2007 - 01:14 AM

Why didn't you just ask me
in the first place?
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Posted 18 October 2007 - 01:54 AM

Last time I was there, you were winnin', now it's a draw.
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Posted 18 October 2007 - 02:17 AM

I'm withholding
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Posted 18 October 2007 - 02:18 AM

That what master
requires of me.
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#78 absinthist

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Posted 18 October 2007 - 02:34 AM

Has he voted already?
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Posted 18 October 2007 - 02:37 AM

Which one?
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Posted 18 October 2007 - 02:55 AM

Master or any other puppet.
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Posted 18 October 2007 - 03:13 AM

I'm not allowed to say.
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Posted 18 October 2007 - 03:18 AM

Secret ballot
(and handshake)
forbids.
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#83 absinthist

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Posted 18 October 2007 - 04:23 AM

Talkin' of masters and puppets:

http://pl.youtube.co...h?v=1uwOL4rB-go

Though, betterer fittin' in "Belgium for sale" and duel 'tween DD and Hob.
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Posted 18 October 2007 - 05:20 AM

Grate,

I don't read for a couple days and the puppets take over.
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Posted 18 October 2007 - 05:50 AM

Yes, the puppets and the pinheads.

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Posted 18 October 2007 - 06:14 AM

Wait until you get entangled
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Posted 18 October 2007 - 06:16 AM

You know those guys are all a little
light in their loafers.
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Posted 18 October 2007 - 06:16 AM

Even if their wood
is good.
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Posted 18 October 2007 - 02:46 PM

My 'official' thanks to you, Mr. Redbastid. "Thank you. Thank you very much, indeed."

I can send you a case of RC cola and moonpies as further gratitude.
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Posted 18 October 2007 - 03:36 PM

Red Ratturd ye kissin' up t' th' local harlot?
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Posted 18 October 2007 - 05:49 PM

Grate. Just what this place needs, another fucking puppet.
Say something clever and memorable, or say something outrageous. And unfortunately, it's a lot easier to be outrageous than clever and memorable

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Posted 18 October 2007 - 11:06 PM

This one looks like he bent over and got a little Captain Morgan in him.
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's just fun.

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Posted 19 October 2007 - 01:21 AM

His avatar is nice, looks Flemish and nicely varnished.

Capt. is made in Jamaica, not Barbados, if it is not what it used to be long time ago. Similarly is with Bacardi: the market in Eastern EuroFuckyLand is mainly supplied from Puerto Rico, whereas the rest of EuroFuckyLand is supplied from the site in the Bahamas. However, it is the States that is gettin' 151 version.

Edited by absinthist, 19 October 2007 - 01:29 AM.

"therefore the injury that is to be done to a man ought to be of such a kind that one does not stand in fear of revenge"

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Posted 19 October 2007 - 07:34 AM

Grate. Just what this place needs, another fucking puppet.

Um, no.

shuck and jive is an important skill

 

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Posted 19 October 2007 - 09:37 AM

The Horses Ass Corral isn't in use, maybe we xould turn it into a Puppet Box.

Sot of a "Punch & Judy" thing :wink:
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Posted 19 October 2007 - 10:31 AM

u'r welcome, you are nymph.

however, a case of rc cola (does that still exist?) or did you just lay hand on a vintage one from some old damp 'n musty venetian palazzo cellar? happens with absinthe sometimes, i once heard.

ah, and moon pies, are always welcome, delicious.


and thanks for not voting
don't even bother, you're all way more smarterer and funnierer than me!

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Posted 19 October 2007 - 10:37 AM

exqueeze me fart, whatever u'r last name was again, but you misspelled redbastid...

forget it...

Edited by RedBastid, 19 October 2007 - 02:17 PM.

don't even bother, you're all way more smarterer and funnierer than me!

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Posted 19 October 2007 - 01:08 PM

I'm feeling old tonight.
Putain!
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Posted 19 October 2007 - 01:19 PM

Please kill him, Marc. I won't tell anyone.

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Posted 19 October 2007 - 07:58 PM

Red Ratturd ye kissin' up t' th' local harlot?


That is MISS Harlot to you, cabin boy.

RedBastid: RC is scarce, but moonies are a'plenty. I'm hoarding all the pork rinds and refuse to share.
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Posted 21 October 2007 - 12:08 AM

Figgerd you were
down on the hog.
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Posted 21 October 2007 - 05:19 AM

nothing wrong with hoarding, but there's nothing wrong with sharing either though.

enjoy 'em
don't even bother, you're all way more smarterer and funnierer than me!

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Posted 21 October 2007 - 06:27 AM

"Hoarding" is not
how Pymph's job
is spelled.
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Posted 23 October 2007 - 05:29 PM

Vote for Turd Sandwich. This is the most important election of our lives. Turd Sandwich brings us hope for change. A vote for Turd Sandwich is a Vote for Tomorrow!
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Posted 23 October 2007 - 05:42 PM

Ye mispelled jmfranc.
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Posted 24 October 2007 - 05:57 AM

got 1 vote though. 'n not mine!
don't even bother, you're all way more smarterer and funnierer than me!

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Posted 24 October 2007 - 06:49 AM

Your master's?
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Posted 24 October 2007 - 07:32 AM

my imagination.
don't even bother, you're all way more smarterer and funnierer than me!

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Posted 24 October 2007 - 07:32 AM

Small game.
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Posted 24 October 2007 - 07:40 AM

a quail?
don't even bother, you're all way more smarterer and funnierer than me!

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Posted 24 October 2007 - 07:56 AM

Dan?
Mebbe.
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Posted 24 October 2007 - 02:20 PM

got 1 vote though. 'n not mine!

Musta been Amber's.

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Posted 24 October 2007 - 02:33 PM

I'll cast
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The Real Question

Is the poll about the funniest
or the most irritating?
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Posted 24 October 2007 - 02:41 PM

I voted for the funniest.

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Posted 24 October 2007 - 02:42 PM

That's irritating.
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Posted 24 October 2007 - 02:44 PM

Thanks, Mayor.

Wannabe's are bitter.
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#117 Louched Liver

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Posted 24 October 2007 - 02:45 PM

Butterbeans are
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Posted 24 October 2007 - 03:56 PM

No fair lobbying for
the Pinhead. Whichever one
of us he turns out
to be.
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Posted 24 October 2007 - 03:57 PM

Or not.
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Posted 24 October 2007 - 03:58 PM

Nutz.
I wish I cd kill myself.
Alas.
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#121 Louched Liver

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Posted 24 October 2007 - 05:05 PM

Don't worry.
We'll help.

Us and the hootch.
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Posted 24 October 2007 - 05:36 PM

Thanx, I need that.
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Posted 24 October 2007 - 05:37 PM

Got sumptim dull 'n' rusty?
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#124 Bognoz

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Posted 24 October 2007 - 05:38 PM

Besides yr wit?
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#125 Louched Liver

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Posted 24 October 2007 - 06:58 PM

Prol's prosthetic
pole.
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#126 absinthist

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Posted 24 October 2007 - 11:42 PM

Is the poll about the funniest
or the most irritating?


'Bout the funniest, the most irritating was just an option.
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