| Additional Information |
| Worst absinthe? |
The stuff I bought from a boy in Tiajuana. |
| Favorite cartoon character? |
Master Blaster! |
| Snow or ice? |
Neither, although it is easier to ignore shovelling ice... |
| Pay toilets-Crawl under or drop the quarter? |
Piss on paper towels, fling against walls, wash hands |
| Drama queen or stoicist? |
Storked |
| Pumpkin or sweet potato pie? |
Pumpkin Pie -- I'll tell ya where to put them yams! |
| Last time ya got punched in the crotch? |
I punch myself in the crotch daily. Gets those bastard swimmers pissed! |
| Hat size? |
Foam cowboy hat size or regular hat size? |
| Boxers or tighty whities? |
Harem Scarem, just watch the zip-up! |
| Ever had a splinter in your ass? |
Splinter, no. I don't do that, I mean, it's wrong ... why, you buyin'? |
| Looking out your front door, what do you see? |
A large bald man walking up the driveway selling girl scouts... |
| Snorgasms or sleep jerks? |
Jerks, super willies! |
| What brand of shoes are you wearing at this very moment? |
Foam Cowboy Boots |
| Do you own at least one can of Hair Putty? |
No |