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balzdeep

"But ya fook one goat..."
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User's local time Sep 10 2010, 05:29 AM
Total Cumulative Posts 1480
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Home Page http://1
Birthday 13 Mar 1976
Location Denver
Interests Throwing dirt-clods and small rocks at those less-fortunate than myself. That and belly dancing.
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Worst absinthe? The stuff I bought from a boy in Tiajuana.
Favorite cartoon character? Master Blaster!
Snow or ice? Neither, although it is easier to ignore shovelling ice...
Pay toilets-Crawl under or drop the quarter? Piss on paper towels, fling against walls, wash hands
Drama queen or stoicist? Storked
Pumpkin or sweet potato pie? Pumpkin Pie -- I'll tell ya where to put them yams!
Last time ya got punched in the crotch? I punch myself in the crotch daily. Gets those bastard swimmers pissed!
Hat size? Foam cowboy hat size or regular hat size?
Boxers or tighty whities? Harem Scarem, just watch the zip-up!
Ever had a splinter in your ass? Splinter, no. I don't do that, I mean, it's wrong ... why, you buyin'?
Looking out your front door, what do you see? A large bald man walking up the driveway selling girl scouts...
Snorgasms or sleep jerks? Jerks, super willies!
What brand of shoes are you wearing at this very moment? Foam Cowboy Boots
Do you own at least one can of Hair Putty? No

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Yup, the last time I was there it was an early night. That was over half a decade ago, and I am now living a mile higher than most of you fucks. I WILL OUTLAST YOU ALL!!!
Lo-Fi Version Time is now: 10th September 2010 - 03:29 AM