The only vinyl I ever bought was by Rod Stewart as a joke for a friend's birthday. Now that I think about it its really not that funny..........at all.

If it was "Do You Think I'm Sexy" then that's pretty cool.

I'm pretty sure that's the one.........he's really up close in pink or something in the picture trying to use his bedroom eyes.

I'm starting to wonder if Jack actually likes everyone's secret shame songs or if he's just encouraging people so he can make fun later.

That Jack is a crafty guy.

Shhhhhh!

Now THAT is sexy!

The only song of his that I eve liked was "Maggy May".

The record is withthe 24 page picture book, Return of the Jedi, THe Ewoks join the fight.

yub yub.

ee chop a yub nub

Take an ewok on the wild side.

DG

peachy keen

Teddy Ruxpin would kick that ewok ass. Just look at the fury in those beady little eyes.

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Slake's favourite book:

That's pretty damn hard to compete against.......

For guilty (only of criminal negligence) pleasures, Claudine Longet.

O.k. I'm finally comfortable enough to come out with my secret shame. I love the Xanadu soundtrack. I feel so violated now.

I'm thinking we feel violated.

DG

Let's not give the Licker too hard a time.
I, too, listened to the Xanadu soundtrack.

Of course, I was eight.
And I'm a girl.

I rest my case.

DG

You go Licker!

This is the secret shame thread. This thread separates the men from the boys. We get to see if you have the cojones to reveal the really awful crap that for some reason has taken residence in your brain.

I found another one the other day when I played my ipod on random. I sat for a moment and wondered why I downloaded that song. Then I remembered, it's because I liked it.

Len, Steal My Sunshine.

Some shames should be kept secret.

DG

Pussy!

I mean really .... it's not like I'm going to tell you all about my leatherman hat ... oh xit!

DG

Yeah, but you make that hat look straight.

It's the red ass that makes you look so gay.

Yeah, but it wouldn't if I were wearing pants.

DG

True, but then you disappoint the ladies.

It must be tough to be a monkey.
At least it pays well.

Yes, I've heard chicks dig hairy monkey nuts. And I don't want to disappoint my growing legion of fans.

DG

You are what you eat.

You're nuts.

Hi, Dick!

Nah, I'm a cunt.

I'm embarassed of a buddy who listens
to Johnny Cash in order to be cool.
I really hate Johnny Cash anyway.
Kinda like Sinatra - hype.

Are you trying to make me angry?

...

I like Fats Domino a whole lot.

You go Lammy!
I don't consider someone who has had a life long career and influences many, many artists of today "Hype".

Of course, at least you're honest about not liking him and don't pretend to just to be cool. That is pretty lame. I'm emarrassed for your buddy, too.

While I'm not the biggest fan of old JC, the "Hurt" video makes me weepy everytime I see it.

DG

Well I like JC and just about every other dead country artist.

I'm not sure if that's very cool though..
Actually the only cool thing about me is that I don't give a xit about my lameness.

<------- is lame and proud.

DG

Sniff.. I feel like I have a new brother.

(Well not really, cause Mom is getting older, and really it would be a miracle since Dad had his tubes tied... But you know what I mean)

Well, there was that one tour of duty in Viet Nam.....

DG

Mi Ling.. Is that you?

You were the hairiest prostitute in country, but I never forgot you.

We have a bond that goes far beyond simple STDs. I still keep the crabs you gave me in a jar by my bed.

You smelled like victory. (and albacore)

Me love you long time.

two dollar .... suckee suckee.....

DG

Two? You raised your prices you fuckin' bitch!

Ho's gots to eat.

DG