Like I'm not paranoid enough .....

Staring Lamp

Who the hell needs that thing staring at you all the time?

DG

Gads! someone is paying almost $200 for that? Fools and theeir money, as they say.

The Burgers Have Eyes.

...or at least eyes in them. Now with the new & improved 99% eye free blend.

I'll keep an eye out for it.

DG

....unless I was a pirate, then I'd keep an Aye out for it.

DG

Dammit DG, try to catch these gems before they close next time... I didn't even get to bid.

Eye, eye ... RD.

DG

Nanu nanu, thank ya DG

As far as I am concerned, ya asked for this. LoL!

Now, this guy walks into a whorehouse. And he asks the Madam
for the best lay in th house. The Madam says well, that would be
Granny. The guy says Granny? The madam says yep! Just go up
the stairs and take the first door to the left. So the guy does and
when he enters the room he sees this ol dried up hag of a bag sitting
on the bed. He say's Granny? And she say's yep! heee heee heee!
He says I am in the wrong place! She says no ya aren't sonny!
I am the best lay in this place. The guy says , oh yeah, Granny says
yep. Now don't be alarmed sonny just do what come natural. Then she
pops one of hers eyes out of her head says go ahead sonny!! The guy kinda freaks out but thinks, damn, I paid a good price for this so, what th hell!
So he does his fookin and what th hell do ya know? Its the best he ever
had! The guy says damn Granny! that was the best I ever had! I can assure you
that I will be back to see you every week! Granny says, o.k. sonny! I'll keep
an eye out fer ya!!!!!

I am sorry. That joke was bad. Not funny at all. It isn't as bad as the lamp, though, which is just fucking terrible. Quite creepy, and I love creepy things. Except spiders.

There's no need to apologize. When you're right, you're right.

The joke was not that bad.

Yep.
It was that bad.

and old.

Also getting old is this.

Much like the Lounge.

DG