Correct wiring.

-Engineer as a father (preferrablya real techie who's then become Quality Engineer)
-mother interested only in culture,
-unconventional organisational methods mistaken by others as "mess",
-CDs organised alphabetically,
-left-handed.

There may be dimwits who're still used to the old wirinig and accompanying Mk.I user interface -- but don't listen to them.

I like the way that penguin thinks.

I like folks just the way they are .... strange and diversified.

Makes me feel normal.

DG

I don't know, you feel sweaty, hairy and slightly oily.

Is that normal?

For an Italian used car salesman, yes.

DG

Why are you feeling the Monkey?

Do women like you really exist?


Awesome!

My girlfriend thinks he is hot.

hahahahahahhahahahaha

girlfriend.


tell us another one, you lying sack of xit!

two words:
willem dafoe

Mrs. Absomphe just hurled the length of two football fields, reading that xit!!!

but only in wild at heart.

actually, i liked him best in last temptation of christ....

and i have heard that he is er, mightily ,um, endowed....

hey, ugly guys have to get *some* perks, huh?

no, some of us strike out completely.


btw. i think he was sexiest in wild at heart. i wanted to lick those little teeth nubs.

yeah, those chiclet teeth are pretty rough, but all in all, he's pretty rad!

i'd f*ck him!

But woudl fu__k me if ....


ALL YOUR POSTS ARE BELONG TO ME!!!!

That's just Spuck. You'll get used to him. There is a Spuckalator that turns all of your posts into a Spuckified post but, I'm not sure where it is. Somebody will tell you.

i see....
well, alrighty then!

I found a game in which you get to play Russian Roulette with him.

Now, that's cool!

(edit for result)

I lost...

dammit, i lost too!!

Spukulator

This allows you to get your standard english translated into the obscure Spunk language.

It works best when Spuk is trying to explain something.

Man, I'm glad I didn't go to that link while at work.

I won, But it says " The Gimp is dead... Well done!"

Fuck, I killed myself!

That sounds like an old Star Trek episode or something...

If you don't want the Stileproject porn on your screen, you can play the game at crazybonkers.com . It says you can download it to your hard drive too, but the link doesn't work.

Pretty cool - nothing against the gimp but at least I won.

I lost.

You sick fuck!

how could i have forgotten my favourite ugly rock n' roll guys?!?
all "back in the day" with these fellas:
mick and keef, iggy pop, fred "sonic" smith....

yeah, i like my men tall, scrawny and odd looking...oh well....

i bet the mayor liked you a lot.

I didn't think they had met. Won't it be the international man of mystery that pops Dawns absinthe cherry?

duh.

i meant to say "will like" not "liked".

carry on.

How about w/a nasty shiner to boot?

i like lovers, not fighters, baby!

hahaha and you thought that would fend him off!?!?!?!

he's MUCH more of a lover than a fighter.

My bad ... I thought he said nasty SHRINER.

DG

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DG

The Professional (Jean Reno) is on. Really good movie.

True, Janet Reno IS an ugly guy.

Look out...Mr.Clappyhands strikes again!

:::poof::::

The Mods need to move "Bodysuit Man" to this thread.............

I can see where certain women would find that kind of lack of inhibitions attractive.

Right after you plunge 12 inch knitting needles into your eyes.

ah, how can i have forgotten thom yorke (radiohead)---his face looks like a picasso painting...lovely!

i don't like when people are all perfect looking and genetically blessed, that bores me...

my current heartthrob i(in REAL life) is a scooter boy with an underbite and the proper mentality/ sense of humour to be one of the members of the jackass crew...

i must have been dropped on my head as a child...

apparently if you are goofy looking and not afraid to make an ass of yourself in order to make others laugh, i will adore you!

Got a crush on him, 1900?