Off. Jack Batemaster
Mar 15 2004, 02:42 PM

The Lineup.
Off. Jack Batemaster
Mar 15 2004, 02:44 PM

Conju's fountain. It worked much better than my stupid Versinthe fountain.
Off. Jack Batemaster
Mar 15 2004, 02:45 PM

Homemade sugar tablets. I personally stuck to my Domino cubes, since I'm familiar with the ratio.
Off. Jack Batemaster
Mar 15 2004, 02:46 PM
My first Czeckerland Filterated Czeckerland Xit:
Sebor
Off. Jack Batemaster
Mar 15 2004, 02:47 PM

Me trying to light the damn cube.
Off. Jack Batemaster
Mar 15 2004, 02:48 PM

The damn thing wouldn't burn, no wonder Slake burnt his face.
Off. Jack Batemaster
Mar 15 2004, 02:49 PM

After pouring some UE on the cube, we got it to burn. Here I am stirring it after adding the proper (non-Seattle) amount of water. DAMN MY ARM IS HAIRY!!!
Off. Jack Batemaster
Mar 15 2004, 02:50 PM

Before tasting my first Czeckerland. What do you think of my ugly shirt, Mr. 1900?
Off. Jack Batemaster
Mar 15 2004, 02:51 PM

What happened after I tasted my first Czeckerland Filterated Czeckerland Xit.
Mulletman
Mar 15 2004, 02:56 PM
Can't believe you wasted that UE for that even it was just a smidgen.
Off. Jack Batemaster
Mar 15 2004, 02:58 PM
I think at that point I would have poured the UE down the sink, too.
Mulletman
Mar 15 2004, 03:07 PM
So you waited until you were good and loaded to try the Czeckerland method? That's a good lad.
Eire
Mar 15 2004, 03:18 PM
Ug, hope you autoclaved the glass afterwards

Now the real question, do you have anymore pics of Absomphe and his absinthe stained shirt? Perhaps even drunker then the others? I need a new wallpaper.
Off. Jack Batemaster
Mar 15 2004, 03:22 PM
He was slightly drunker than the others. Yes, I'd say that. I stopped count at 14 glasses.
A.B. Normal
Mar 15 2004, 03:35 PM
Yay pictures!
Hiram
Mar 15 2004, 03:37 PM
Slightly drunker???? His liver will be discovered by archeologists in 2000 years, perfectly intact.

Hi gang. It was a pleasure meeting Jack, Masque and the other guy who's handle I don't know here but who hooked me up with Ellen, under such celebratory circumstances. Fun was definitely had.
Off. Jack Batemaster
Mar 15 2004, 03:38 PM
Hey Hiram, Welcome!
Absinthe_1900
Mar 15 2004, 03:39 PM
QUOTE(Off. Jack Batemaster @ Mar 15 2004, 04:46 PM)
What do you think of my ugly shirt, Mr. 1900?
It's a step in the right direction, but a little conservative looking.
I'd recommend seeing www.hotshirts.com they have a new catalog due out shortly.
Or go 1940's retro with Avanti's shirts
http://www.avantishirts.com/jsp/product_li...t=0&showall=yes
Hiram
Mar 15 2004, 03:40 PM
Hey Jack. Thanks!
"FNG", eh? Fucking New Guy I presume?? I love it.
A.B. Normal
Mar 15 2004, 03:42 PM
Welcome Hiram
Looks like a nice little soirée.
Off. Jack Batemaster
Mar 15 2004, 03:42 PM
That's it! Navy slang.
Hiram
Mar 15 2004, 03:43 PM
QUOTE(A.B. Normal @ Mar 15 2004, 06:38 PM)
Welcome Hiram
Looks like a nice little soirée.
Thanks A.B. It was awesome for a first gig. They'll only get better from here.
Off. Jack Batemaster
Mar 15 2004, 03:49 PM
QUOTE(Absinthe_1900 @ Mar 15 2004, 04:35 PM)
I'd recommend seeing www.hotshirts.com they have a new catalog due out shortly.
Or go 1940's retro with Avanti's shirts
http://www.avantishirts.com/jsp/product_li...t=0&showall=yes I think I'll pass this time.
kingdubhda
Mar 15 2004, 03:55 PM
Pretty impressive line up guys! Absomphe is soooooooo drunk! 14 absinthes!! that has got to be getting close to alchol poisoning!!
Off. Jack Batemaster
Mar 15 2004, 03:57 PM
Most of the night he had a glass in each hand. (As you can see in the picture.)
greeneyes
Mar 15 2004, 04:02 PM
Wow! Jack doesn't look half as creepy as I would have assumed.
Welcome, Hiram!
Off. Jack Batemaster
Mar 15 2004, 04:05 PM
Um, thanks alot Peepers.
I bet my arm is hairier than you imagined.
Gertz
Mar 15 2004, 04:30 PM
Is THAT Jack? He looks more or less like I would have imagined Sixer before I saw pictures of him.
Off. Jack Batemaster
Mar 15 2004, 04:32 PM
Well, the 6'er did admit to me privately that he is a closet Leatherman.
gasspectro
Mar 15 2004, 05:36 PM
Hiram,
I am the "other fellow."
It was a great gathering and I had a GRATE time. Did any of you notice if Slake made it? Someone told me that Slake was there incognito....
Off. Jack Batemaster
Mar 15 2004, 05:48 PM
That was me. I thought you already knew I was Slake?
DGLeadbetter
Mar 15 2004, 06:00 PM
QUOTE
I bet my arm is hairier than you imagined.
Oh.... that was your
ARM.
DG
TrainerAZ
Mar 15 2004, 07:05 PM
Ahh, so dat's what Jack looks like.
Ahem, I believe we have a date behind the Dairy Queen. Something about a scholarship?
Don't forget your

!
Crosby
Mar 15 2004, 07:36 PM
QUOTE(Off. Jack Batemaster @ Mar 15 2004, 03:38 PM)
That's it! Navy slang.
Stagehand slang too. It makes sense since stagehands were origionally unemployed sailors.
Masque
Mar 15 2004, 09:44 PM
Beautiful, Jack!
That's YOU, baby.
DrinkSlinger
Mar 15 2004, 10:03 PM
He looks a bit like 1888.
DrinkSlinger
Mar 15 2004, 10:07 PM
Who's drunk...
DrinkSlinger
Mar 15 2004, 10:33 PM
? Is this the real jack?
Masque
Mar 15 2004, 10:42 PM
By the way, Hiram... any chance of you attending LCLF?
lambchop
Mar 16 2004, 06:17 AM

Hiram.
Nice to see you finally posting.
Looks like you hosted a rather wonderful little party.
More pictures!
lambchop
Mar 16 2004, 06:20 AM
Funny, Jack.
You don't look a thing like your twin brother, Harry Batemaster.
Louched Liver
Mar 16 2004, 09:21 AM
Man, I love me some get togethers.
The whole reason I've hung w/this
absinthe board xit is because of the
chance to meet people who more or less
instantly become friends.
Welcome Hiram.
Post some now that you've broken your
cherry, ya fuck.
Louched Liver
Mar 16 2004, 09:22 AM
TZ,
enuff w/the DQ.
Louched Liver
Mar 16 2004, 09:23 AM
Bater,
Maybe I'll take you up on your offer to
jump me at LF04.
You're cute for a stupid guy.
Rimbaud
Mar 16 2004, 09:49 AM
Looks like you guys had a great time! Welcome Hiram! Love your signature! Very clever...
Rimbaud
Mar 16 2004, 09:53 AM
QUOTE(Hiram @ Mar 15 2004, 06:33 PM)
So, who's who in this picture????
Porkio
Mar 16 2004, 09:56 AM
Yeah, what he said.
Off. Jack Batemaster
Mar 16 2004, 09:59 AM
Conju, Green and Cloudy, Hiram, and Absomphe.
lambchop
Mar 16 2004, 10:08 AM
Can Conju even legally drink?
What is he, like, 17?
(Conju? Are you out there? )
Louched Liver
Mar 16 2004, 10:13 AM
He hates me so I killed him.
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