Just tell them it's an anorexic cat.

DG

Tell them that it's your seeing-eye ferret.

I'll tell you I'm glad to hear it, Bumpy.

I know ... tell them you are a vet, and you need this weasel for important research. That'll get you in for sure.

DG

OK.
Since the relationship w/Peeps is over, I
won't be busy.
And I need a roomie.

I'm in early Thursday and staying until
midday Monday.

you , and I've got a roomie
now.

So, what are the 3 Stooges up to on Thu.
now that I'm despondent?

The three alcoholic tourists.

Good.
I'd like to see Seattle, never been there.
And I like 1/2 you guys.

I'M ALIVE. I'M ALIVE. Was completely slammed with work, and not even sure if I could make it, but I got everything worked out, so know I'll see about updating and buying my tickets/room, etc.

Well, it's official - I bought the tickets and everything. Mind if I catch a ride with you, DG?

And I didn't reserve a room, so I guess if whichever of you is least disturbed by insomiacs would please step forward.... Hmmm... in this crowd that may not narrow it down.

Actually .... I think the Mayor, SB and Abby might be coming to the airport to pick up me and the Ferret.... what time is your flight arriving?

DG

10:33 AM

Perfect ..... that's about the time Ferret's arriving too. Let's check with the Mayor or whoever driving and see what the car sitch looks like.

DG

I got a car and I'm pretty sure I could handle that time.

PM me for my cell number, because I might forget your ass and that wouldn't be pretty.

Yes .... Once everyone is settled at the 6, it's lunchtime!

DG

I'll be getting some wheels.
The room is @ the 6, but I'm cohabitating
Fri. and Sat.
Lemme know who needs whatish vroom,
vroom wise.

Absomphe: Did you want to come down friday or saturday? I have to go back to Bellingham sunday sometime, but I do not know when. I live right downtown, so we are close.

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY????


anyone?

DG

The Cuff, 2 p.m.

OK, damn you all to hell, I'm coming.

I've made my flight reservation, damn you all to hell.

I'll be arriving Friday evening at 18:01 on Alaska Airlines Flight 729, damn you all to hell.

I'll also be leaving Sunday at 14:00 on Alasta 798. Yes, damn you all to hell.

I guess I'll be stayin' at Motel 6. Damn. You. All. To. Hell.

So, which of the condemned will come get me, and show me the sights? I guess I won't make brunch at the Cuff, so I spoze I'll hafta go Friday. All this money I'm spending, I'd better get laid . . . and since Jack tells me that all the stuff that gets drunk will be HG, I guess I'll spring for food somewhere along the line and not bring booze.

I think Oscar Wilde said, "The only thing I can't resist is temptation." Or words to that effect.

Be glad I'm an atheist. All this damning to hell doesn't really mean anything.


By the way . . . is ??

Stay in your room.

= my dog, Asta.
Look at the Paddock Pals thread
in The PubeLick Eye to see more
pics of her.

Alright, here's the deal, as if anyone cares!

Flying in on the 12th into SeaTac, getting rental car, heading out of town.

Getting back in on the 15th late, staying downtown on the 15th and 16th. LCLF 17TH (getting a room at Motel 6)!!!!!

Flying out on the 18th, 2PM PST. Still having the rental car up to that point so will be able to take at least 2 others to the airport if they want. Let me know, first come, first serve, as long as I think you are cool, otherwise the cab is full. Hurry all, Dinky is still in DC!

Asta!


For the record, I think that the "damn you all to hell" prose poem is quite lovely. Very Jello Biafra.

There's always room for Biafra.

DG

...

Where’s the squirrel, Asta?
Where’s the squirrel?

How precious! But still scary with wings.

And that tree is gone now.
Wonder if the Wonder Dog weakened it.

So who wants to go to Gasworks Park wit me Saturday?

Brownfield remediation is COOL.

I thought you wanted to get laid? Go to Volunteer Park, instead. It's also within walking distance from The Cuff. There are plenty of bushes to hide in.

Laid, not arrested.

Tunes to hum while you're hummin'

No one gets arrested at Volunteer Park...half of the guys in the bushes are cops.

Even so . . .

Park sex?

Better than no sex at all ....

DG

So you're saying you've never had park sex, DG?

I'd say the grass stains on his knees are
a tipoff.

Oh hell, we've all had "park sex", the question is whether he's had "park sex" with another person.

Or species.

Oh .... my bad. I misread. I thought it said, " 'vark sex."

DG

Yeah, well if I only had a nickel for each time I've had sex with a vark.

I will not do it in a park,

I will not do it with a vark.

I would do it on a lark,

But not with Joan of Arc.

I don't like this public sex,

I do not like it, it makes a mess.

Hey, my arrival/departure didn't get posted <sniffle>!

I arrive SEA-TAC at 6 01 pm on Alaska 729 on Friday.

I leave 2 pm on Sunday.

Is someone gonna come get me, or should I rent my own car and just drive myself to the Cuff?

I guess that means nobody's gonna get me.