I haven´t felt this Jade- the only REAL Burnt™ absinthed since 2002! Take a look at... You know...

My how time doesn't fly when you are
waiting to be Jade- the only REAL Burnt™ absinthed.

OOOH...gotta try that with my Scop.

It probably doesn't mean squat, but the Jade- the only REAL Burnt™ absinthe web site has a new front page saying "coming soon."

It is/was april 1st you know...

No kidding .... at least they updated their look.

<yawn>

DG

I'd never have thought that tabreaux was accent-impaired.

Une tradition renée.

Supposedly, it was to be revealed yesterday. Must have been a fools joke.
My sources have never been wrong though. Guess I'll have to kill em.

Sixer,

You look completely baked in that picture...

Jade- the only REAL Burnt™ absinthed.

Is this a tease or what?

Is that an oompa loompa adding the secret ingredient to the new everlastingJade- the only REAL Burnt™ absinthestopper?

Oompa loompa doompa dee doo
I have a new absinthe you
Oompa loompa doompa dee dee
It will be out in a year or three.

What do you get
when you put up a site
Three years later no release in sight
when you have something that is hyped to death
we will all buy but we won't hold our breath.


(sung to the tune of... well, you get it.)

Quite fitting in this forum, right?

I was only inebriated by Xuxu's and greeneyes's charm, BTW, not alcohol.

Right.

Beautiful!

Oompa Loompa indeed.

on the other hand:

http://www.surayoke.co.th/

look at the date this page was created.

Ho yes, give me a bottle of vintage like green chemical reagents !

Brain cells catalysts, here I come

Holy crap.

Once again I am crossing my fingers and holding my breath.

Remember back, Ye Olde Timers. Remember when nobody knew Czeckerland absinthe sucked (except for Hills)?

When macerated absinthe seemed like it might be a good idea?

Remember when Deva was like some kind of amazing xit? When we got all excited because there were *three* brands of Spanish absinthe commercially available? And NOBODY knew if the T-word was for real or not?

Ned and Don were there with us.

They have worked hard on this for a long damn time.

I want to see Jade- the only REAL Burnt™ absinthe released half because it is really good absinthe, and half because I think it's about freakin time they got some payoff for all that work.

I like Swizzlé, thank you very much.

I like Swizzle too. I still would like some Jade- the only REAL Burnt™ absinthe, though. It's damn good stuff...

I'd buy some Jade- the only REAL Burnt™ absinthe ... well .... just because. However, I probably should stop buying absinthe for awhile and invest in some real glasses and spoons. I've only got 3 real spoons (the rest are all replicas) and one vintage saucer.

DG

why bother?

if you've got 3 already...you've only got 2 fucking hands, dipshit.


and i doubt you have any friends to entertain.....

It was not my intention to downplay Jade- the only REAL Burnt™ absinthe. I am looking forward to it as well. When it comes, it comes.

I beg to differ .... I have Claude Frog, Harvey the rabbit and an invisible friend who hasn't given out his name yet. Oh, and the Doctors and staff at the "home."

DG

Don't forget Rosey Palm.

I've spent 35 years struggling with reality, and now I'm happy to say I've won!

Substitute "reality" for "Bucky's posts"
and you have a day in the Lounge.

True ... true.

DG

Rosey is everyone's friend...slut.

Mine is only loyal to me.

You guys know what the difference between a slut and a bitch is, don't ya?











A slut will sleep with everyone at the party.

A bitch will sleep with everyone at the party but me!

Hey Balzie, I saw something in the news today, and for some reason I thought of you.

After sex with sheep, don't kill the animal!

It's ok.
He eats 'em raw.

It looks like that cow of his is committing some weird form of cannibalism.

.... kinda like chewing his cud.

Ewww... I just grossed myself out!

DG

Catch your reflection in the monitor?

Well ... yeah. Yeah, I did.

DG

To quote Spongie's article,

"In Lebanon having half of population Christians, men are officially allowed to have sex with animals. Yet, an important restriction is applied: the animal must be female. For sex with male animals death penalty can be imposed."

Serves them right, the sick fucks! I mean having sex with MALE animals, there should be a law against that.

But I am ok with gay marriages.

Dude, you are too funny.

Sick, but funny.

DG

Jeez. I see the Russians are honing their Engrish skills.

Soon all our base will are belong to they.

"In Bolivia, in town Santa-Krus a man is not allowed to have sex with a woman simultaneously."

Simultaneously with what? Does anyone offer a theory?

Damnit, every time I see this post, I get that Aerosmoth song stuck in my head.


"Ja-ja-Jade- the only REAL Burnt™ absinthed"

too bad you don't get that misfits' song "bullet" caught in your head.