Last night I was looking over the remains of a bottle of Versinthe that I have lying around.

From information I got on FeeVerte, I belived that the Versinthe availeable to us up in the Great White North was of the sans wormwood variety.

Seems I was wrong.

What we got here is the actual Versinthe La Verte. Wormwood and all!!

While I know that for most of you, this isn't cause for celebration,but until my La Blanche shows up, or I have the funds for a LDF order...it's the best I've got.

Steven

wormwood makes me wet

The growth on my stomach—that I used to poke with rusty safety pins—appears to have grown legs, arms, and a head. I experience loss of time throughout the day, and I have strange dreams of Alien reactors and Mars. And there's this voice I hear in my head..."Quaid...open your mind..."

Talk about "interesting developments."

Could you please provide photos?

un-photoshopped photos, that is?

It won't let me...

Can I touch it/him/her?

All you need to do is open your mind...Quoto—as it prefers to be called—will touch you.

Quick...while he's not lookin':

Well.
Yeah.
I sure am gonna have nightmares about that.
Thanks.

give me a hug, little guy!

A mutant!!!

Quick! Kill it!!

The Colonel




Oops...sorry...old habits die hard...

My buddy,
My buddy.
Wherever I go, he goes.
My buddy,
My buddy.
My buddy and me.

God...please stop the world...I wanna get off...

you got it, Bater!

Congratulations atomicvibe, you have cured me of the interest in ever asking for photos.

Cool, it looks like you two are dancing.

BTW, is that a bulge I see poking out from beneath quoto?
He must have been on the phone with the mayor recently.

things that make you go "hmmmmmm..."

Well, what about Joe's picture. Didja wanna see that?

No.

Damn. What started as an insightful lil' snapshot from the Colonel's journey through Absinthe discovery has been quickly reduced to nothing more than a quivering bowl of New England Man Chowder.

How easily we become distracted.

L8R

Huh?

no fucking idea.


par the course.

fore!

Uh, no.

aft!

Amidships?

Well, blow me...down.

ARRRR!!!

And shivver me timbers while yer at it.

Now where's me parrot?

Off the port bow.

BTW...Pirates suck wooden leg.

Ninjas, on the other hand, are cool...and by "cool" I mean "totally sweet."

click this beeyotch to find out just how frikkin' SWEET ninjas really are

old news.

yeah, I know...but for some reason, I find myself visiting that site at least twice a month.


Maybe cuz' I'm YAY!

Still funny though.
I Mark.

Ninjas make me poop YAY