Don't pretend you don't know...

The NY Times doesn't have ad inserts.
Too bad, that's funny xit.

You can add me to the list. I've never been inside or seen it open, either.

Then again, I've never wanted a wig.

Hydra, on the other hand . . .

What's Hydra?

And while the Wig-O-Rama is very disappointing, the menu at Grill next door is very entertaining. I specifically like the part where they ask you to not do shots of your condiments.

Hydra is the leather/fetish/piercing shop at the corner of Congress and 6th Ave.

Tres chic.

Allow me to hoist this topic back up to the top with a

Wow, looks like the Devil Dwarf Hobbitroll put herself in the WRONG part of the country for major sales action!

Of course, Abby, Tucson has this: All Soul's Procession

and this: Tucson Puppet Works

AND this: Flam Chen!

How about a SWLF timed with the procession? (Usually November 1, since that's All Soul's Day.) Then we can dress up and all that good stuff. It's like Halloween for grownups, twisted and a bit macabre.

Plus, the weather is cooler, and its the off-season so flights and motels are cheaper. A good time for creative weirdos from all over to come to Tucson, eh?

How about you fuck off?

This is Hydra:

By Kirk, from 1977.