I think I'd rather hear about the death of Courtney Love ....
DG
Full Version: To be or not to be!
If you tried to fuck her to death.
No way dude .... I wouldn't bang her with your unit.
DG
DG
Damn, no one wants to use it.
August 8, 2038
at the age of 67 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (19%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Homicide (14%)
Drowning (10%)
Alcoholism (8%)
at the age of 67 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (19%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Homicide (14%)
Drowning (10%)
Alcoholism (8%)
QUOTE(Larspeart @ Mar 26 2004, 09:06 PM)
I'm so sick of hearing about him. The asshat makes music a grand total of 3 years, and by 96, the grunge/alternative that he 'founded' (total joke there too) has disappeared. Some impact.
I'd rather listen to "Nevermind" over a Rush or Metallica album any fucking day.
If you are going sightseeing to visit the departed, go see Hendrix in Seattle instead.
QUOTE(Rimbaud @ Mar 29 2004, 12:43 AM)
I'd rather listen to "Nevermind" over a Rush or Metallica album any fucking day.
i'd rather listen to one of metallica's first couple albums.
fuck rush.
and fuck cobain.
no big loss in my book.
Huh. Looks like I ain't got too much time left, folks. I just hope I'm drunk when the aliens come for me.
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
December 5, 2017
at the age of 45 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (31%)
Alcoholism (14%)
Homicide (12%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
December 5, 2017
at the age of 45 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (31%)
Alcoholism (14%)
Homicide (12%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Heart Attack (6%)
March 8th 2046
At age 84
Wasn't sure about the hairy nipples----How much is really hairy? So I'm not sure if this helped --or not
At age 84
Wasn't sure about the hairy nipples----How much is really hairy? So I'm not sure if this helped --or not
Braidable?
QUOTE
I'll just smoke and drink myself to death , thank you.
I'm with that...
Here's another good one...let's compare the two predictions:
http://deathclock.com/
Small bows, that rasta stuff will rip your chest apart. 
Tuesday, September 11, 2063
Oooh, that one seems to like me a little bit more.
I'm going with this one (though I'm not real sure that I'll be able to come up with enough stuff to do for 91 years).
Oooh, that one seems to like me a little bit more.
I'm going with this one (though I'm not real sure that I'll be able to come up with enough stuff to do for 91 years).
How about smokin' and drinkin'?
Wow, I just added nine years to my life.
Cool, you take up that crack habit.
Tuesday, September 7, 2032
Getting better
Getting better
A few more of these tests and I'll be immortal. 
Well, all bets are off, aren't they? You officially have house-provided chips, having decided to cash in all of your own. Do all the fun things that are likely to be fatal.
Free climbing skyscrapers, shooting at people who should be shot, tightrope walking on powerlines.
Propositioning famous people you want to fuck, informing their bodyguards of the fact that you are in mid-suicide, so if they want to get violent that's allright with you.
Riding a crotch rocket in non-crotchrocket zones. Speed everywhere you drive. Drive into the lobbies of large corporate offices, ride the elevator up on your bike, do some wheelies through the cube farms.
Go to a KKK rally and calmly say over your megaphone "you are all a bunch of useless bigots, but you are also pussies. If any of you have a pair hidden somewhere under your play-clothes, and your mommies say it's OK, step up. Bitches."
Wear a robe if you survive to your nearest civil-rights event, repeat same, replacing 'bigots' with the racial epithet of your choice.
If all else fails, drive a gas truck (full) at top speed into a daycare, telling people on the CB that you are "doing it for the children."
Let em wonder, and fuck em if they can't take a joke.
Free climbing skyscrapers, shooting at people who should be shot, tightrope walking on powerlines.
Propositioning famous people you want to fuck, informing their bodyguards of the fact that you are in mid-suicide, so if they want to get violent that's allright with you.
Riding a crotch rocket in non-crotchrocket zones. Speed everywhere you drive. Drive into the lobbies of large corporate offices, ride the elevator up on your bike, do some wheelies through the cube farms.
Go to a KKK rally and calmly say over your megaphone "you are all a bunch of useless bigots, but you are also pussies. If any of you have a pair hidden somewhere under your play-clothes, and your mommies say it's OK, step up. Bitches."
Wear a robe if you survive to your nearest civil-rights event, repeat same, replacing 'bigots' with the racial epithet of your choice.
If all else fails, drive a gas truck (full) at top speed into a daycare, telling people on the CB that you are "doing it for the children."
Let em wonder, and fuck em if they can't take a joke.
Thursday Sept 14, 1995.
We're sorry, but your time has expired. Have a nice day.
We're sorry, but your time has expired. Have a nice day.
Fuckers.
There's my Bunny Boy!!
QUOTE(Crosby @ Mar 29 2004, 08:20 PM)
Thursday Sept 14, 1995.
We're sorry, but your time has expired. Have a nice day.
We're sorry, but your time has expired. Have a nice day.
LOL...and
I tuely did laugh out loud!
I knew der Cros was a corpse the minute
I saw him @ ABE airport.
-We'll get along fine.
I thought.
I saw him @ ABE airport.
-We'll get along fine.
I thought.
And we did.
And still do, my friend, still do.
17 more days! 
QUOTE
Courtney Love was never hot.
No. But she is, uh...something
Easy?
Its not easy to be that easy.
QUOTE(TheGreenOne @ Mar 31 2004, 03:02 PM)
No. But she is, uh...something
A walking ad for always using protection?
Protection or not, I wouldn't play in that playground.
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