Just for fun...

Get so buck wild that the police snipers have to take me out.

Beaten to death with tits.

fuck madonna repeatedly without a rubber.

CG,

Who wants to suffer on the way out? You could do better than her. Yes, even you.

Decisions...Decisions...

As long as it doesn't involve midget clowns, I really don't care how I go out.

1) I'd fuck her for the hot piece of ass that she once was, plus, she ain't that bad now...for her age.

2) She was the first whore that came to mind that probably fucked over a few thousand people thus enhancing her and then my chances of contracting a life threatening sexually transmitted disease.

3) with regards to the "Yes, even you." comment,
Shut your talkhole, knobgoblin.

If you want to go quicker, go for Courtney Love. You may as well have her, everyone else has.

And she was hot decades after Madonna.

Courtney Love was never hot.

Gangs of midget clowns can be menacing.
I often have nightmares of them chasing me on their tiny miniature tricycles.

Truly a bad way to go.

Unlike drowning in a vat of beer.

Is that before or after you've been beaten with tits?

How is Courtney Love like a hockey team?

Both take a shower after three periods.

But this is what she looked like last week on her eventful visit to New York.

Oh the tit beating is far and away my first option.

I'm just saying if I'm short on time and tits I'd go for the beer drowning.
Problem with drowning in beer is you keep having to get out to pee.

On a lighter note, many years ago I had to cut down a guy who hanged himself (I hadn't thought about it in a long time-thanks for bringing it up...). He seemed fairly at peace. You only have to see one self-inflicted head shot to decide, "that ain't the way to go".

Anyone for ice-cream??!!

I didn't say she looked good now, just that she looked good a lot more recently than Madonna.

I can see why you would find that rather...disturbing.

I hope that's green nail polish, though somehow I doubt it.

Yeah. Too many people don't do it right. That is why I'd leave it to the professionals. They'd be efficient, accurate and plentiful with the lead.

S;uicide bomber. I just havn't figured out the right cause yet. Say, 20# of plastique. That ought to just about do the job. Just be sure the batteries are fresh.

Let me eat cake. I'd go out this way:

I'll just smoke and drink myself to death , thank you.

um, no.

not even close.

courtney love looked mildly attractive for about 5 minutes after the Larry Flynt movie, after she got a shitload of plastic surgery. she's looked like xit for every second after that five minutes.

madonna on the other hand has looked pretty fucking good up until a few short years ago.

i'd say 25-30 years of madonna being hot overshadows courtney's five minutes of looking mildly attractive by a whole fucking bunch.

but then again, i don't expect you to understand me. i have taste.

...And you're ugly and desperate. Don't forget that.

Not if it's American beer.

I think I'll just hurl myself into CyberLand. Even if I were sufficiently upset with myself to want to die, I can't imagine drinking a bottle of Hill's. That's cruel AND unusual punishment.

Ooooops. I read that as: "...but then again, i don't expect you to understand me. i don't have taste."

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

i'm not desperate.

<--- me laughing at you thinking that you have taste and aren't desperate

so you don't think madonna's better than courtney love?

dipshit.

<----------me laughing at the fact anybody who thinks gay disco is great should be judging anyone's tastes.

Hey, neither of em is a dude with , so they're both a step up from Abby, apparently.

Poor Abby. Maybe we can get her some cosmetic surgery?

Very mildly.

No, Madonna is better...but that doesn't mean you have any taste.

Darn! I feel excluded again .

enough taste to not accept your numerous sexual advances.

"Unlike drowning in a vat of beer."

That's my old standby...if it had been one of the original choices, I'd have voted for that...

It would have to be a really FINE beer though, like a Rochefort 10, or a Lee's Harvest Ale, aged in Lagavulin casks!

I want to live!

choose death.

Too much Rochefort one evening almost resulted in what would have been a rather embarassing international incident in Brussels involving the then Soviet Army Chief of Staff. What prevented the incident? Also, too much Rochefort.

He couldn't get it up, huh?

True dat!

They say that death is not the end.

Of course it is!

There's always this:


He's so high he fell over dead.

I can imagine one thing worse
than being stoned to death, and
that's being eaten by an animal.

Especially if it were many small
animals (vermin or that ilk)

There will never be any thing but this moment. Is it so hard to accept that when you die you die? Rust and dust gets everything.
The dead don't talk . Mediums are hustlers , fortune tellers are thieves, there is no future , only the now. If you are not doing it now, you are not doing it.
If you knew every thing that lead up to this point you could accurately predict the next action.
The best thing in life is to be aware of your surroundings.

P.S. : I have it on very good authority that Jade- the only REAL Burnt™ absinthe is about to be released.
Unfortunately the person who told me asked me to keep it quiet so .... Shhhhhh.

Bumpy, that picture is fucking horrible.
What a horrific way to go.
I would also not enjoy being burned to death, for the record.

Kirk, can you prove the
existence of the past?