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TrainerAZ
Weather.com sez:

Month Avg. High Avg. Low Mean Avg. Precip. Record High Record Low

Feb 50°F 37°F 43°F 4.18 in. 70°F (1968) 1°F (1950)

Apr 58°F 42°F 50°F 2.59 in. 85°F (1976) 29°F (1975)

Jun 70°F 52°F 61°F 1.49 in. 96°F (1995) 38°F (1952)


Glad I checked. The average high in June is lower than where I set my thermostat in winter!

Flannel, denim, and leather it is!

Hey, we can put our glasses out in the rain, it should be cold enuff to louche . ..
Sponge Bob
Damn, now I'm going to have to figure out something else to wear.

I was going to wear what I normally wear this time of year, shorts, a wife beater shirt and tennis shoes... With black socks.
Louched Liver
And a jaunty hat, I'm sure.
Raindog
Jaunty? something like a beany with a propeller I guess.
Sponge Bob
I don't normally wear hats since I still have most of my hair.

However, if I were to wear a jaunty hat I'd be sure that it had a nice long feather like the one Steve Martin wore in "The Jerk".
Sponge Bob
QUOTE(Raindog @ Mar 26 2004, 11:25 PM)
Jaunty? something like a beany with a propeller I guess.

I wouldn't take Sixer's hat.
Raindog
Good choice, I'm fond of straw stetsons myself... no accounting for taste.
Louched Liver
There is w/you, you don't have any.
Raindog
What's your point?
Louched Liver
You don't have any taste, tardo.
Sponge Bob
Hey, I think straw stetsons are cool!

I can't wear cowboy hats, on account of my enormous germanic head.
Louched Liver
Then you have style suckage too.
Sponge Bob
QUOTE(Louched Liver @ Mar 26 2004, 11:31 PM)
You don't have any taste, tardo.

Well duh!

Anyone with any taste wouldn't post more than three times around here.
Louched Liver
Straw stetsons?
Right after the bus stops and you guys
lose the rubber helmets, I'd wager.
Sponge Bob
I can't wear rubber helmets, again on account of my enormous Germanic head.
Raindog
Hey Bob, did he just call me backwards?
Louched Liver
No, to your face.
Raindog
Black gold, texas tea.
Masque
I wear shorts year-round. No wifebeaters though.
A.B. Normal
I won't need a hat.
My enormous space gladiator hair helmet of a do will keep me warm.
TrainerAZ
Ooo, I like my new title, "What's His Fuck."

Speaking of which, where IS Jacko?
Sponge Bob
Yeah, it seems like all the cool people have a title.
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Sponge Bob
QUOTE(A.B. Normal @ Mar 27 2004, 12:03 PM)
I won't need a hat.
My enormous space gladiator hair helmet of a do will keep me warm.

Like this?

user posted image
A.B. Normal
Not quite as tall.
But wider.
Much much wider.
Sponge Bob
Cool, maybe your huge hair will distract people from making fun of my enormous head.
Raindog
Ha! And I thought I was the only one with an overly large mellon.
musicgeek
I too have quite an enormous head...the one upstairs anyway.
Sponge Bob
Well it's nice to know there are others who share my affliction.

Maybe we could call ourselves the last snap on the cap'ers

Or then again maybe not.
DGLeadbetter
I can't find hats to fit me right .....

Damn big brain!

DG
Crosby
It's not how big it is, it's how you use it. fish.sml
DGLeadbetter
Thank goodness it doesn't get smaller from lack of use .... could be the first Microcephalic monkey.

DG
Louched Liver
QUOTE(Sponge Bob @ Mar 28 2004, 01:22 AM)

Maybe we could call ourselves the last snap on the cap'ers

The Elephant Men.
lambchop
Y'all can take the mutant bus to LF04.
CelticGent
i like the sweet pickled bus better.

although i used to like the commercial with the "i can walk like a penguin" a lot more prior to the waffle.
TrainerAZ
OK, today Tucson gave me a taste of Seattle.

Rained ALL DAY, high in the 50s . . .
A.B. Normal
Same here.
Sponge Bob
And here..

Here's to the weather!
Bumpferret
Sandy gets Bob wet.
user posted image

Big feet? Bushy tail? You know
what that means!
Le Gimp
I hate Squirrls.

No, I really like squirrls (in squirrl soup).
Off. Jack Batemaster
Seattle - blue skies today, will probably hit the lower 70's.
Crosby
QUOTE(Le Gimp @ Apr 2 2004, 08:44 PM)
I hate Squirrls.

No, I really like squirrls (in squirrl soup).

Odd, I don't see much difference:

Me hate Squirrls.

No, ,Me really lik squirrls (in squirrl soup). .
TrainerAZ
What is that, Cookie Monsterese?
Crosby
For those still unfamiliar with Gimpy speak:

La Gempe Transalmalater
musicgeek
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Masque
When my wife is pissing me off, I threaten to run her term papers through that. Works every time.
balzdeep
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Bumpferret
QUOTE(Off. Jack Batemaster @ Apr 3 2004, 03:31 PM)
Seattle - blue skies today, will probably hit the lower 70's.

I was going to go with an IQ reference,
but I opted on: tapping that geriatric ass.
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