Off. Jack Batemaster
Mar 29 2004, 09:50 AM
So, the LCLF planning committee were discussing the event this weekend. If you are planning to bring a bottle that we are unaware of, please PM me so that I can add it to the list. We are trying to figure out if we will need any additional bottles. Also, some members have asked me for recommendations on what to bring and since I don't know what will be there, it's difficult to recommend anything.
Some things we discussed that we feel should be at the event: White Fairy, New and Old Fou, Jade- the only REAL Burnt™ absinthe, Secret Source LB #1.
Rimbaud
Mar 29 2004, 09:52 AM
Good luck with that Jade- the only REAL Burnt™ absinthe thing.
Off. Jack Batemaster
Mar 29 2004, 09:53 AM

I don't think I'll have any problem at all....
Rimbaud
Mar 29 2004, 09:57 AM
That's interesting. Wish I could get some more. That stuff's harder to get than a blowjob from Sylvia Plath (on a 'cuz she's dead an' all)...
lambchop
Mar 29 2004, 09:58 AM
Oh but she was quite free with them when she was alive.
Off. Jack Batemaster
Mar 29 2004, 10:06 AM

Yes, I'm taking about YOU! PM me, we'd like to try the Jade- the only REAL Burnt™ absinthe!
Rimbaud
Mar 29 2004, 10:23 AM
Regrettably, my Jade- the only REAL Burnt™ absinthe sample is long gone. Finished it over a year ago.
Sponge Bob
Mar 29 2004, 07:42 PM
Um, does this mean we won't have Jade- the only REAL Burnt™ absinthe at the LCLF?
I thought everyone is saying it's coming out any time now. Come on, I'm sure we can get an advance sample.
Jack Molay
Mar 29 2004, 07:45 PM
What is this Jade- the only REAL Burnt™ absinthe?
Louched Liver
Mar 29 2004, 07:46 PM
Green.
Crosby
Mar 29 2004, 07:50 PM
QUOTE(Jack Molay @ Mar 29 2004, 07:41 PM)
What is this Jade- the only REAL Burnt™ absinthe?
musicgeek
Mar 29 2004, 07:50 PM
Crosby
Mar 29 2004, 07:53 PM
Don't get me started about that movie.
Louched Liver
Mar 29 2004, 07:54 PM
I'd pay to taste Linda F's panties.
In a tasteful way, of course.
Sponge Bob
Mar 29 2004, 07:57 PM
Reminds me of the old joke...
Why does Ron Jeremy masturbate with his pinky extended?
Because he's a classy guy.
Jack Molay
Mar 29 2004, 08:00 PM
Ah-ha! You thought you could hide the truth! I just found the answer!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...&category=15169
musicgeek
Mar 29 2004, 08:01 PM
QUOTE(Louched Liver @ Mar 29 2004, 10:50 PM)
I'd pay to taste Linda F's panties.
In a tasteful way, of course.
I'd pay to taste Linda F's panties in ANY possible way!
DrinkSlinger
Mar 29 2004, 08:04 PM
I'm sure Teddy wouldn't want to send his "lab" samples into the forray with all the HG.
Some people might actually try to compare his creation with other creations (gasp).
Imagine that, Jade- the only REAL Burnt™ absinthe not being all it's cracked up to be...
Sponge Bob
Mar 29 2004, 08:18 PM
Be careful now, talk like that is sure to draw the attention of Dr O. (or should I say Abby's puppet)
DrinkSlinger
Mar 29 2004, 08:19 PM
Yammering, nattering nutjob vs. Teddy bro
Interesting...
Crosby
Mar 29 2004, 08:20 PM
Not really.
DrinkSlinger
Mar 29 2004, 08:23 PM
Bitter vs. who knows...
Seriously, I'm interested in trying Ned's samples.
Most of the people that have tried his stuff were relatively new to the HG curve. I'm curious as to how "Jade- the only REAL Burnt™ absinthe" stacks up to the current HG lineup.
It could be no better than fou-juice...
Louched Liver
Mar 29 2004, 08:31 PM
His EP was awesome.
The other 2 I tried were beyond the current
commercial, but not BaMa or Felix standard.
Actually, Swiss Ninja and some other fucks
beat what I'd tried, except for the EP clone.
DrinkSlinger
Mar 29 2004, 08:34 PM
So... the Teddy offerings are good, but not that good.
Now's a chance to throw down.
Send your best to LCLF... see if you have what it takes biatch!
Louched Liver
Mar 29 2004, 08:36 PM
xit.
Good luck w/that.
PM or e-mail him.
He may respond, but won't send a drop.
DrinkSlinger
Mar 29 2004, 08:39 PM
I could care less.
Louched Liver
Mar 29 2004, 08:41 PM
And I couldn't.
DrinkSlinger
Mar 29 2004, 08:45 PM
'Zactly.
I'm tired of the myth. Either send out some samples to those in the know, or shaddup.
Sponge Bob
Mar 29 2004, 08:49 PM
I've heard so much, but tasted so little.
Louched Liver
Mar 29 2004, 08:59 PM
T-Bone don't represent, except to shill.
Crosby
Mar 29 2004, 09:01 PM
Don already told you that you'd never get Jade- the only REAL Burnt™ absinthe on his watch.
Louched Liver
Mar 29 2004, 09:02 PM
I guess by "you", he meant everyone.
Crosby
Mar 29 2004, 09:05 PM
No, just you.
Louched Liver
Mar 29 2004, 09:10 PM
Everyone else got some?
Louched Liver
Mar 29 2004, 09:11 PM
"Fuck you, LL!"
I miss that.
Not.
DGLeadbetter
Mar 30 2004, 06:22 AM
I'm just curious with all of the R&D that is supposedly going into the Jade- the only REAL Burnt™ absinthe project, where the hell ARE all the samples going? I mean there must be liters and liters of that stuff in a basement somewhere.
But not in my basement.
DG
CelticGent
Mar 30 2004, 06:37 AM
QUOTE(DrinkSlinger @ Mar 29 2004, 11:41 PM)
or shaddup.
he's not the one who keeps talking about it.
all the people who want it are..
i'm not defending him, because i could care less..
just saying i haven't seen him really "shilling it".
DGLeadbetter
Mar 30 2004, 07:16 AM
So CG ... can you make it out to the left coast, or what?
DG
Louched Liver
Mar 30 2004, 07:17 AM
no
DGLeadbetter
Mar 30 2004, 07:19 AM
What? Are you a fookin' ventriloquist, or something? Let the bear speak for hisself.
DG
lambchop
Mar 30 2004, 07:20 AM
But the Mayor is CG's puppet.
Louched Liver
Mar 30 2004, 07:22 AM
no
Louched Liver
Mar 30 2004, 07:23 AM
Yo, MonkeyCock,
He said he wasn't coming like a 1,000
times.
CelticGent
Mar 30 2004, 07:31 AM
QUOTE(lambchop @ Mar 30 2004, 10:16 AM)
But the Mayor is CG's puppet.
you mean "fuckpet"
and he's right.
i can't make it. unless you want to pay for me to come and not drink much. which is a waste considering you could pay for any one of these other schlubs that can't afford it and would drink til they actually thought Louchie was attractive. which is pretty fucking drunk.
Porkio
Mar 30 2004, 08:06 AM
QUOTE(Celticgent @ Mar 30 2004, 09:33 AM)
QUOTE(DrinkSlinger @ Mar 29 2004, 11:41 PM)
or shaddup.
he's not the one who keeps talking about it.
all the people who want it are..
i'm not defending him, because i could care less..
just saying i haven't seen him really "shilling it".
The only peep I've heard from Ned in the last year or two w/ the word "Jade- the only REAL Burnt™ absinthe" in it was the bottle of Nouvelle Orleans reviewed in Butty's book. That bottle and one other bottle seen recently appear to be "production bottles", not "lab samples."
Why there are a few "production bottles" circulating, complete with a printed review, but there is total silence surrounding the origin of those bottles is beyond my comprehension.
What-ev. The lab sample I tried was after I was familiar w/ Nephilim & MM's early HG, as well as vintage Tarragona, and I thought it was damned good and tasted closer to vintage than anything else I'd tried. BaMa and Felix's creations are every bit as good as Ned's, but I think Ned's tasted the closest to the vintage.
When you get to that level of awesome absinthe, there's really no better or worse, only different.
Louched Liver
Mar 30 2004, 08:54 AM
True dat.
Off. Jack Batemaster
Mar 30 2004, 09:00 AM
I received a few more bottles, yesterday. Here's the current list:
ADN Montpelier
Nemesinthe #8
Nemesinthe #9
Swizzle LB - extra fruity
A couple liters of mix 'n match BaMa
Swizzle Rouge
Moonman LDL #1
Lyonnaise Pignon et L'Epee
Is that it????
CelticGent
Mar 30 2004, 09:03 AM
did you receive the baby batter i sent?
Off. Jack Batemaster
Mar 30 2004, 09:12 AM
Nope.
CelticGent
Mar 30 2004, 10:06 AM
must've gotten lost in the male.
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