You guys get your poop in a pile for the
17th yet?

And lemme tell ya, next to a call from a
drunk tank, you can't beat trying to talk
to Moisture Mutt.
The muttering, the multimedia blaring,
the cursing, the ice tinkling, the yelling.
The swamp jockey accent. Ha!

Oh man!

I talked to him yesterday, we had a ball. Of course I was drinking pretty heavily at the time, but still that's when you're supposed to talk to lounge denizens.

Yeah, old Moisture Pup is OK in my book.

(The book is available on Amazon.com search for instant drunken friends)

Yeah, he's good people, like you.

Aww shucks Mayor, you'se good people too.

Um, no.

More like an epileptic backing up a triple
bottom full of gravel through a flower show.

He's an enormous DICK!

Dinky's a mess.

I'm gonna smack him w/my
ENORMUS DICK

I don't misspell towel, do I?
Fuckhead.

Ya know why?

I've only heard an impression of Moisture Mutt.
I must hear the real thing one night when he's nice and tanked.

Not hard.
It'll be a night that ends in "dark".

I have never spoken to or heard an impression of RainDog. Perhaps the mystery is better than reality.

DG

fuck you all

Happy Birthday Anniversary, Raindog.

fuck him too.

Now, CG, was that your Raindog impression, or just your sunny disposition?

i've never spoken with raindog(other than on here), so it must be my disposition

I spoke to RD the other night.

I don't know if I could do an impression though.
It was a great call, I laughed my ass off.

he told us you were an asshole

On a 'cuz he's correct.

Spongey's a fuckin' riot, sounds like the guy speaking through the chick on that commercial about ID theft... "my girl robot, he he he". The Mayor reminds me of Dennis Learey on BZDs.

I'm an asshole, and so much more.

Hey, does that cop look like DG from that movie, or what?

Kinda makes you wonder the real reason that he is chasing the 19th hole.

Gonna chip one in.

I think the shot calls for a wedge.

Driver.
Wood.

Gives new meaning to "If there's grass on the field..."