Simple

I'm especially low on my HGs.
And I hardly touch the commercial these days.
I think I'll make it through this weekend.
Then LCLF next weekend.
After that, I'm gonna have to start
selling off organs.

I think I've been called a "donor" before.

I'm low on HG too...unless I don't show up to LCLF and keep what people sent me for myself.

Well, if you decide to go to Mexico with the stash, pick me up along the way, will ya?

Yeah, but not if you're heading up
to CanuckyFuckyLand.

the Evil Empire is closer to my house.

Beer me!

I'm getting low on HG. Probably will be down to about 200ml after I finish all my shipments.

I still have a quarter bottle of La Fee, and a half bottle of Fouglerolles.

I'll probably drink beer till my buddy Jethro Bodine gets out of jail and back to cooking again.

There seems to be a general lack of HG on the Absinthe scene. It's all being funneled to LCLF....

Be there, or be lame.

I'm almost convinced to go.

I'll come along, I think we might be able to cut that number by a couple of days.

Stay home, it'll leave more for us.

You and I, M Squared?
2 nights flat.

I'm lame.

Yes, but Jack is Lame'.

DG

No, he's "limp".

Yeah, pick me up on the way.

That's the same kind my brother brought back fm Brazil. I've tried to get it in FL but the bottle size may restrict it. I bought a bottle once of it fm SC, but I hate to pay all the S&H for it so---I guess I'll stick with what I can get stateside and the Ypioca (ouro) is pretty good.

I'm coming too.
Now we're down to about 2 hours, max.

I don't think I'd be any help in cutting down on the time,
but count me in to watch the hilarity ensue.

What station?

Just started in on my first glass for the evening.
Pinche Puta.
Yum.

Good un, Weasel Boy.

Slapped down a Hoe and a Mingler (mix
shot named after a patron) after work,
now Hendrick's and tonic, next up,
Swizzle.

Da fuck is Pinched Whore?

Fuckin' whore...
one of the very few things I can say in Spanish.
It's green and it makes me all warm and happy.

I didn't notice my johnson had gangrene.

That's the problem with putas, they're give you a nice warm feeling at first.

In the morning you feel cheap and itchy.

Cipro to the rescue.

LL-
Maybe if you got to use it more...

...
(You are thinking of it, Wogger.)

As soon as I hit 'Add Reply'
I knew what was next.
But it was too late, damnit.

Almost always is.
You've been polluted though.

the moment I stumbled in here

Comes w/the membership.

Ewww.

The problem is that you made me think of it too. It'll be a week before I can get a hard on again.

Bleachh

Sped things up by 1/2, huh?

You tryin' to pick a cock fight?

Didn't bring tweezers.

So you'll be providing your own?

I'll be sure to bring my "Him Huggers" for protection.

I'm drinking JD & coke tonight and trying to divert my attention from the fresh batch of HG that the big brown truck dropped off today. Abstinence is a motherfucker but the SELF is little more than a week away.






My hat's off to the generous HGer

Fucky Luck

Nope, more souther.

Ucky Uck?

DG

We need a bitch-slap emoticon.

http://brawl-hall.com/gallery/details.php?image_id=582

Not quite what I had in mind.

Last night, 2ly!'s Czeckerland Pilsner. That was the best Czeckerland I have ever had.

Tonight, Black Butte Porter, and Mort Geuze Lambic... that got the sink. It was the most godawful thing... Jack, Gimp, go ahead and me but damn, that was bad.

I forgot how much I love Chartreuse.

I am bringing about 200 ml to LCLF, I doubt many will pay too much attention with all that HG there. But, enough to make sure people have a bit.

Chartreuse is the onliest booze I ever
had that ain't my friend.

I won't trash anyone for not liking Lambic. Some suck, some are only good if you like acidic/funky beer.

I have never had a Orval that I could drink. Either they are old and bad by the time I get them, or they just are not to my liking.

I'm trying Bourbon tonight.