So I'm busy surfing the Lounge (read: getting the by CG) here at work, and my new Art Director pops his head in my office to chit-chat. Now, let me preface this story by saying that this dude is a real [ ]. Total stuffed-shirt type. Anyway, he tells me that he just recently ordered a drink for the first time in ages. The conversation's direction had thus been determined. We went back and forth about various beer and liquor preferences, then he said, "Yeah, I just don't drink that much anymore. I still have a bottle of Absinthe in my freezer from a year ago." I'm sure my pupils dilated to the size of soccer balls upon hearing this.

For a split second, the guy didn't seem so square anymore. Somewhat of a doofus for putting Absinthe in the freezer, maybe...


Only he didn't say "Absinthe"...he said "AbsOLUTE."


fuckin' square.

I'd like to see your head in my freezer.

You must have a very large freezer.

I'm guessing he's got a small head to
match his little brain.
I was thinking of using an ice cube tray
divot.

That will make a delightful addition to any cocktail.

brains are so nice and spicy. even though that asshole DG doesn't think so.

Couldn't find any brain shaped ice cube trays but, I found a penguin one that might interest Sixer.

Way to use that thar in-tar-net, Looker!

Ummm. Thanks?

Yummy...Dahmerburger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh don't EVEN get me started.

DG

There's somebody in my back yard, this is gonna be fun

Kilo scared him over the fence, I couldn't even get off a shot.

Bummer.

Indeed, probably the neighbor though.

Did you ever consider you might be in the wrong house?

Just a thought.

DG

That's even more of a let down.

Left neighbor.... tragedy, right neighbor... best of luck.

That is, indeed, one of my ice cube moulds (because of a Linux day at my employer's office).

Mmm, little brain-olives. . .

and I like my martini's extra dirty.

I laughed so hard tears came to my eyes.
Why?
Because it's just SO plausible.

Speaking of absinthe on the brain.......Here's an oldie!


now....

i am SO glad I found that and shared it with all of you lucky people.

you are BETTER for it.

A fine example of what not to do if you have a bottle of Hill's, a Casio keyboard, and an open Saturday afternoon.

not hills, MATA HARI

Moisture Mutt follows the empties home.