POST, BITCHES!


do NOT make me angry, you wouldn't like it when I'm angry.....

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I got nothin'.

I'm back, I'm back.

I had to go to a "meeting".

I had to give a “presentation”.

(a “meeting” is where a bunch of corporate dunces sit around and all be duncey in the same room at the same time and a “presentation” is just organized duncehood, for those of you not in the know).

So what should I say now?

you're all worthless and weak

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Gotta go to my own meeting now.

Funny how we can spend 45 minutes a day talking about migration.

Would that data had the know how, that birds have.

lulu, send em in the mail.

How much you gimme for 'em?

Did you know that elephants have prehensile penises?

23 asspeanuts

That's not a whole lot in Real Life, but it's pretty good for imaginary girl shorts. I'll take it. But how will you know when the package arrives if it's invisible?

imaginary?

does that mean you're not wearing any underwear?

You know good and well that I don't own any underwear.
Read my profile.
I can send you lots of black tights though, if you're into that sort of tights-wearing thing.

sorry, i must have forgotten.

and seeing is I'm not going to wear them, i'm going to sniff them, i guess the tights would have the same purpose.

perv.

i am joking.



















i'm going to sniff them, THEN wear them.

OK, but only if you wear them on your head while robbing something.
Then it's a deal.

talk about killing two penguins with one stone!

i could sniff them WHILE robbing something!



Lulu, you're the bestest!

L'il Lulu says

Sounds rather itchy to me.

maybe i can talk her into using some monistat before she wears them.

"Meetings: the practical alternative to work".

Hangs right in front of my desk. Just in case someone wants to drag me into one.

You should introduce your co-workers to other alternatives, though...methinks you found at least one ;).

Penguins, robberies, and wearing something on the head?

I KNEW that was you!

DG

Jeez Six, if any of my co-workers trolled around here and found out that I'm lambchop, they'd not know what to do. They already think I'm completely nuts, and that's with me being on my best behavior.
I think I’ll just let them think that I’m busy all the time which, to some sick degree, I am.

Does that make you a busy



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busy bee....

But the Bee, clearly has on underpants.

Oh, but I beg to differ.
I see no underpants.
Xu-Xu?
Can we get some expert advice here?

I don't see a stinger.

I'm a retarded busy bee.
(I assumed that was a given....)

Apparently, this thing is a busy boa snake.
Now we are both busy.

My eyes...

Dig this one.
For CG.
Busy Bear.

Ha!

For DG.

Jeez, this could go on forever!

the important word being "could"

not "should".

No worries.
I already got bored with it.
I'm off to greener pastures.

Rainbow Boa





Or a Peruvian Rainbow boa (must be growing coca)



Columbian Rainbow Boa (must be processing it)

"son, you got a panty on your head"

"I'll be takin' these Huggies, and, uh, whatever cash you got."

"And if a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass a hoppin'".

"Would you buy furniture from a store called 'unpainted Huffhines'"?

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Crafty Jack!

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The only good penguin is a...