So, what is the dumbest thing you've done while drunk?

I once brought a man I met on the railroad tracks home to meet my boyfriend. I thought they'd get along.

I am not permitted to divulge that information for legal reasons.














(You think I'm kidding, but I'm not)

Oh, that reminds me.

I was once told to be out of Payson, AZ, by sunrise.
That was the first day I truly felt like a Westerner.

I joined the Lounge.

Since you're still here, does that mean you haven't sobered up since?

Drink.

Pretty much.

Jolly good. Do carry on.

I can’t remember.


But Id guess shouting at my arresting officer, like he was a drill sergeant "SIR! YES SIR!" in Georgetown is up there.

I threw half a bottle of vodka through a Highway Patrolman's windshield.

DG

How'd that work out for you?

I went home with a girl once and I thought I was going to get lucky,and then *her* sausage poped out....Yikes!

It was like the that movie "The Crying Game"

and up until now you've been living in sin, but you both are crossing your fingers really hard now after seeing all the hubub on the news about gay marriages?

or was that me.......

She was left behind on the sacred soil of Eire. And, no, nothing happened i was too drunk and shocked and I stumbeled out of the apartment and fell over a garbage bin.

A real nice, charming evening. Something to tell mom about eh!

I was fortunate that the car was parked by the side of the road, and the cop wasn't in it. I'm sure had he been in the vehicle, I would be writing this from my jail cell.

DG

why?

was her dick bigger than your mom's?

The words: "big" and "dick" don't belong in the same sentence when you're talking about from the Land of Bogs people.

Scots on the other hand. . .

Agreed.

Fucked Courtney Love.

1) Walking 11 miles home from a bar after getting into a fight with a friend and refusing a ride home. The really dumb thing was that I left my keys in his car. I couldn't get inside my apartment, but luckily my unlocked car was there so I had someplace to sleep.

2)Wandering lost through the woods behind a different friend's house for three hours when I went to take a piss, and falling into a creek.

3)Passing out at a high school party only to be left on my parent's porch unconscious for my dad to find the next morning on his way to work.

4)Being banned from the University of Toledo after a night of chandeliers and indoor water fights in their student housing.

5)Crashing a Halloween party dressed in KKK sheets and carrying lit torches.

Too many others to count...

The winner!!

Ha.

Everything I've done in the past 8 months.

Dinky's a mess.

I would have thought you'd say-
Making LL and Crosby Admins at the old
Lounge.

I'd say . . . Smoking crack.

During a 4-way.

Hosted by someone I don't like. (A guy I DO like was goin, so . . .)

At least there were no there. And no raids.

I don't get the big deal (about crack). People get addicted to something that makes ya sleepy and . . . er . . . limp? >YAWN< I'd rather have my Chartreuse and ouzo, thanks.

Here's my crack storage container:

Um, no.
That would be your zebra thong from
American Male.

Coming to this site.

That's a rerun.

I walked up to a chick and said "you know, normally I think you are ugly, but you are looking pretty good right now."

-Probably the best thing I ever did whilst drunk...

Started a fight with someone twice my size while at a party in an igloo.

Also, mine was starting a fight with someone twice my size who didn't really exist.

DG

nobody exists that IS twice your size.

.... 'cept for you.

DG

you're confusing overall width and girth with penis size, of which I AM twice your size.

which isn't saying much at all.

Yes, that 3/4 inch is mighty impressive. At least yours isn't inverted.

DG

very, very true.

but the good news for you is that when somebody tells you to go fuck yourself, all you have to do is get an inverted erection.

That'll show 'em.