I just received an e-mail from Phil that highlights a few package deals he's running until April 8th.
Since I don't wanna get the for solicitation, PM me if you want to know what he's a peddlin'.

L8R

For typing L8R.

Aight. I can handle dat.

Dos dedos.

For retyping L*R

for using a "*" so you could pretend you didn't write a word that we all understood. Fu*king Sh*t h*ad.

For writing Fu*king Sh*t h*ad instead of the more eloquent, grammatically correct and aesthetically pleasing, Fucking Shithead.

Just because this is becoming tedious.


Just in case you get lonely.


Just in case you get abducted, anal probed and need a ride home. (sounds a lot like a date between Traniner and Jack)

For misspelling Trainer .

Ok, that's enough.

I hate when I do that.

3 SUPER ABSINTHE DISCOUNT OFFERS BY FRENCHMAN Ltd :

(These offers are available till April 8th or till end of stocks)






FIRST / 10 Different french absinthes for $650 :
- LEMERCIER AMER 72 0.70LITER
- PERNOT GREEN 68 0.70LITER
- COULLIN 45 0.70LITER
- MUSE VERTE 68 0.70LITER
- LIBERTINE 55 0.70LITER
- GUY 45 0.50LITER
- VERSINTHE WHITE 57 1 LITER (2 BOTTLES)
- PERNOD 68 0.70LITER
- OXYGENEE 55 0.70LITER
- DENISET 45 0.50LITER
- 10 FREE SPOONS #5
You can pictures of each of these bottles at :
http://perso.wanadoo.fr/frenchmanltd/final/order9.htm
You can order by the bottom below :
https://www.paypal.com/xclick/business=fren...rrency_code=USD




SECOND / "Fougerolles" absinthes for $200 :
- LEMERCIER AMER 72 0.70LITER
- COULLIN 45 0.70LITER
- LIBERTINE 55 0.70LITER
- 3 FREE SPOONS #5
You can pictures of each of these bottles at :
http://perso.wanadoo.fr/frenchmanltd/final/order9.htm
You can order by the bottom below :
https://www.paypal.com/xclick/business=fren...rrency_code=USD

THIRD / "LEMERCIER TASTING" for $90 :
- LEMERCIER AMER 72 0.20LITER
- LEMERCIER BLUE 72 0.20LITER
- LEMERCIER GREEN 45 0.20LITER
- 3 FREE SPOONS #5
You can pictures of each of these bottles at :
http://perso.wanadoo.fr/frenchmanltd/final/order9.htm
You can order by the bottom below :
https://www.paypal.com/xclick/business=fren...rrency_code=USD

For not posting it.

Well, I gotta give AV props for erring on the side of caution .... he did what he thought was right.

Now that that's over with ....

DG

Just on a 'cuz he's a dick-

LL---AV

I thought he was a pussy.
I can't keep up.

Sometimes dick=pussy.
You talk all uppity or sumpin'?

I really need a score card ....

DG

Here's the score for ya-
Yer a loser.

Great ... out of the game before it even starts ....

DG

Did you even know what game to play?

uh ... no. No I didn't.

DG

Thwarted at every turn.

There's something fishy about that...

That is a lot of booze for the money, but the real question is:

Is any of it worth drinking?






JBM, I'll save you the time, cuz I know you'll say "No".

That's what I wondered too.

How much of it is oil mix? Is any distilled? I'm not familiar with these brands

So far, I've ordered the following from Phil:

:: F.Guy & Lemercier AMER 72 (distilled)
:: Pernod 68 and Oxygenee (mixed)

My Oxygenee is still in transit (plus, I've heard it's crap anyway), but the other 3 were all tasty in their own ways. The F.Guy and AMER 72 were much better than the Pernod. But consider the source...I'm still a wet-behind-the-ears-Pussy-and-former-Dick.

Here's the breakdown of distilled vs. mixed on Phil's list:

Distillates:

:: UE Pernot Verte
:: F.Guy
:: Lemercier AMER 72

Mixes:

:: Pernod
:: Coulin
:: Libertine
:: Oxygenee
:: Muse Verte

Unsure:

:: Deniset (probably a mix)
:: Versinthe Blanche (could be distilled)

So do with this info what you will. The good news is that Phil's delivery is lightning fast (about 5 working days), he's extremely courteous and helpful (for being a Croaker), and his bottles are packaged with the utmost care.

here's hoping the frenchman put extra poison in yours.

Versinthe la Blanche is an oil mix. I kinda liked it though, although I have been out for a year.

I think it might be my Serpis, a vad absinthe you like anyway.

Hey, fucking shithead!

"Frog" = a person from France

"Croaker" = a doctor

Here's hoping the poison is ejected from my anus as your face is buried in it.

And BTW...

nervously


*getting out shinebox*

I got something you can shine, Spider!

I...I...I just thought that you said that you...that I...was alright, Spider.

*click*

Looks like I'm gonna need a...Croaker.

...

Good work, Rimmy. It only took you 32 minutes to find that!

I made it, shithead. Took about 2 minutes.

(Versinthe LB is definitely not an oil mix. It is also definitely nothing like traditional absinthe.)

(Muse Verte is colored naturally.)

(Alright, back to lurking.)

Is Muse Verte any good?

No.

Pretty much what I figger'd

Muse Verte smells like ass but actually doesn't taste too bad. I remember thinking it a slightly harsher, foul smelling La Fee.

Sounds like it's what I expected it to be: complete Xit.

If you want to spend less money for crap, try this $2.50 piece of fake crap...



DG

Looks like da Monkey missed da bowl...

to myself for continuously checking this hackneyed thread.

for your stupid avatar.