<insert rimshot here>

Dude, I dropped 60 pounds a couple years back doing it ... worked out well.

DG

Keep it off?

And the green fairy is a boon to this. I used to drink a lot more beer than I do now. A drink of hard liquor and water has a lot less calories than a beer.

Yep, I think I only gained back 5 pounds .... absinthe is VERY Atkins-friendly.

DG

Just dont add sugar.

I'm on a high carb, low protien diet and I'm losing wiight. Absinthe is my favorite vegetable.

Absinthe should be more of a "fruit" more than a "vegetable." Unless you're using Winnie's recipe.

Saccharin in the Sebor. Mmmm. Now that's good Filterated Czeckerland Xit.

I guess your right though it seems like both with a fruity emphasis. Still, I think it's a good dietary staple -- it works for me.

Jack fruit?

DG

You don't gain weight using Winston's absinthe recipe, due to the projectile vomiting.

I'm skinny.

I'm not!

Ha, ha, ha!

I may be fat, but at least that means I'm going to die first.

Die rabbit, die!

Bunny Boy made me chuckle.

wascally wabbit....

DG

Da Wabbit must live near the Savannah River plant.

Kill da wabbit.

I can't see the picture!
What is it of?

That Atkins xit works, dude.

Actually, Bunny Boy is by 3 Mile Island.

.... and still not far enough away.

DG

it's a picture looking down at two feet on a bathroom scale. instead of showing a number display, it just reads "FAT".

cracked me up. so i just led up to it with my thread title.

Ha!

Never trust a skinny guy.

Never trust a skinny chef.

DG

What about skinny limey 15 year olds?

only if they're large breasted.

I said: '...skinny GUY...'

True dat.