I've got a friend going to Paris tomorrow, and I've asked her to *ahem* bring me back a few bottles. Besides CO shops like Phil's, does anyone know where I can direct her?

To the Czeckerland Republic.

I hear the stuff there make you Trip Balz™

This has been asked before at feeverte. Unfortunately Paris is not absinthe central. Most frenchies still look down their snoot at you for asking absinthe "absinthe"... There was mention of one shop, you'll have to do a search at feeverte for the name and addy (or else PM Pierreverte).

I recall the selection being rather slim (ie. comparable to any online vendor).

I remember something about Roy's Cave, but it might have been a Czeckerland hallucination.

I heard Markus Absinthevertrieb roar
that place.

Yer speakin' gimpanese.

All your post are belong to us!

I think I'm turning gimpanese, I think I'm turning gimpanese, I really think so ...

DG

Thank you.
That song is now going to be in my head the rest of the night.

<tips hat>

No need for thanks ma'am. I'm here to protect and serve.


DG

*looks at da Monkey's graphic depiction of protectin' 'n' servin'...gets outta Dodge fast*

And 25 hours later, it migrated to
my noodle.

Damn it all!

A cruel fate, it is.

Although you can go to Smuttty's, to the Vagina thread, and replace that with another song, thanks to JP.

As long as it doesn't have to do with
carrots, handbags and/or cheese.

That would be next.

Nope.
No carrots, handbags, cheese.
You're safe there.

Caves du Roy
31, rue Simart 75018 Paris
Metro: Jules Joffrin
Open 10 to 8 Tues-Sat (closed between 1 and 3:30, sunday and monday morning)
(T) 01 42 23 99 11

they have the best selection of absinthes (émiles 68 including sapin, guy, pernod, libertine, oxygénée, abisinthe) in paris and also have antique and repro spoons and glasses...

Good info Pierre, but unfortunately she already returned...emptyhanded. Thanks anyway.

I got somethin' for her hand...

is it bigger than a breadbox?

Nope.

is it at least like a baby's arm holding an apple?

Nice Tubes reference right out of the gate ....

I'm liking this girl ... I really am.

DG

yeah, but you say that about all the chicks, happy harry hardon.

Don't you mean happy hairy hardon?

DG

ewwww. it shouldn't have hair on it!!! ewwwww

Sorry ... it rubbed off from my palms.

DG

no. Pump up the volume.

DJ=Happy Harry Hardon

another reference to the baby's arm holding an apple.




you eeeeeediot.

*AHEM*

I got said reference.
I chose to expand on your reference in another direction.

Good film, by the way. I still think Slater and Nicholson should do a father/son film.

DG

no need for a different direction.

the harry/hairy correlation was intended, that's why it was pointed at you.



Sincerely,

Hairy Reasoner

DG