Since you are my official toilet seat warmer,
let me be the first to wish you a Happy Birthday!

Yeah, Happy Bday from one new guy to another and I didn't even get to warm Abby's toilet seat. So have a good one.

If I could get my mind off that seat, and legs, I'd wish you a happy pair o' legs, I mean toilet seat, I , uh, whatever, just play wit' ya-self.

Oh, yeah, and happy birthday, and such!

Happy Birthday Anniversary.

yeah, happy birthday and all that happy horseshit.

now read the FAQ and get posting, cocknocker.