I am happy to tell you all that I'm a much better person now. After many long months of inner torment while I tried to be happy and convivial both on and off-line, surrounding myself with absinthe, pornography and all manner of filth and decadence, the teachings of His Holiness the late Swami Vivekenanda have at long last started me on the journey to peace.
Henceforth I will go by the name Mahadasa, and my remaining absinthe stocks of 1 bottle of Serpis 65, 1 bottle of Libertine 72, 1/2 bottle of ADN Montpellier, 1/3rd bottle of Moonman 33, and various bottles of pastis, arak and Chartreuse are all going into the dumpster behind my apartment building this morning.
Those of you who choose to burden yourselves with the karma of such things are welcome to swoop down on the stash, like vultures on carrion. Deluge and Eire know my address, so you can PM them... if they don't get there first, the poor souls.
Needless to say, I won't be attending the MWLF or trying the vintage Pernod Fils.
I wish you all good luck, and may the path be kind to you.
Full Version: Farewell Absinthe...
It's starting to look like an AA meeting around here. Best wishes to you, I hope you find what you need in life.
QUOTE(perruche_verte @ Apr 1 2004, 02:38 AM)
Those of you who choose to burden yourselves with the karma of such things are welcome to swoop down on the stash, like vultures on carrion. Deluge and Eire know my address, so you can PM them... if they don't get there first, the poor souls.
You are so cruel(sp)!!!
Well, I guess picking last night to start drinking heavily again was a good idea.
I guess it's April 1st.
Alas.
So it is.
Can we have the porn too?
So it is.
Can we have the porn too?
lammy is the perfect woman.
no wonder Sheepy is such a smiley bastard.
Yeah.
Real smiley.
Real smiley.
well, he was looking at me at that point.
you have to take that into account.
you have to take that into account.
I'll bet he's smiling on the inside, though.
DG
DG
i doubt it.
there's no following pictures because he broke my camera trying to hit me with a bat.
note to self: do NOT ask a man's girlfriend to start removing her clothes for the camera while said man is right next to her.
there's no following pictures because he broke my camera trying to hit me with a bat.
note to self: do NOT ask a man's girlfriend to start removing her clothes for the camera while said man is right next to her.
Wise words, my friend. Wise words.
DG
DG
No.
You asked him to take his clothes off, remember?
That was back in your drinkin' days, so maybe you forgot.
You asked him to take his clothes off, remember?
That was back in your drinkin' days, so maybe you forgot.
This was up before 1 April, but if you go to
Google and type "weapons of mass destruction"
and hit "I'm feeling lucky." There's a real
guffaw in store for you nuts! ROFLOL. I'm crying!
I guessing this guy's behind it:
Google and type "weapons of mass destruction"
and hit "I'm feeling lucky." There's a real
guffaw in store for you nuts! ROFLOL. I'm crying!
I guessing this guy's behind it:
QUOTE
No.
You asked him to take his clothes off, remember?
That was back in your drinkin' days, so maybe you forgot.
You asked him to take his clothes off, remember?
That was back in your drinkin' days, so maybe you forgot.
fuck.
thanks for reminding me why i quit drinking.
the lack of memory..not the lack of inhibitions, mind you...
QUOTE
do NOT ask a man's girlfriend to start removing her clothes for the camera while said man is right next to her.
No xit. Last time I tried, the guy demanded a commission.
Never mind. I think it was his sister not his girlfriend.
QUOTE(Bumpferret @ Apr 1 2004, 12:48 PM)
This was up before 1 April, but if you go to
Google and type "weapons of mass destruction"
Google and type "weapons of mass destruction"
I typed in "Weapons of Ass Destruction" and found something even better.
Bater?
No, this:
And, for some reason, this:
Finally, a real picture of DG.
maybe when he was 8.
that was 200 lbs ago.
that was 200 lbs ago.
No, that’s the real size of his head. Notice you can’t see his horribly bloated body.
Ok...
APRIL FOOL!
Goddamnit. Like I actually fooled any of you (but it'll be fun seeing if Deluge and Eire got any mail).
APRIL FOOL!
Goddamnit. Like I actually fooled any of you (but it'll be fun seeing if Deluge and Eire got any mail).
Poor little monkey.
Yeah, stop picking on the photo of my grandfather.
DG
DG
April fools is stupid, then again I'm already a fool.
QUOTE(conju @ Apr 1 2004, 08:19 PM)
then again I'm already a fool.
No argument here.
QUOTE(TrainerAZ @ Apr 1 2004, 10:07 PM)
Heck, they can BOTH take their clothes off, if I have any say!
Masher!
Leave my man alone and go chase Jack.
I reply:
If you're after pretty people, than there's really no reason to cum to LCLF.
You'll have fun at CC's, especially if you like older men.
Hubba hubba
QUOTE
If you're after pretty people, than there's really no reason to cum to LCLF.
I take strong offense to that remark.
Not that I disagree, I just take offense.
DG
The best offense is a good defense.
Lamb is hot.
Where is my camera?
Where is my camera?
Both hands on the table, you cad.
Nah, I'll keep this one under the table. I've just got to, uh. . . adjust my shirt. Yeah, that's it!
You'd have to adjust your hat.
On a 'cuz yer a dickhead.
On a 'cuz yer a dickhead.
QUOTE(conju @ Apr 1 2004, 09:23 PM)
April fools is stupid, then again I'm already a fool.
Hey! April Fool's day is not stupid!
it's my BIRTHDAY!
I xit you not!!
and yes, i had a FANTASTIC birthday
a few weeks ago, thank you very much!
You'll fit in here just fine.
DG
DG
You say that to all the girls,
which must be why they never come back........
which must be why they never come back........
Na. Chasing off wimen is my job.
am i supposed to be scared?
i'm not.
ty harder.
i'm not.
ty harder.
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