Well, well. I took a little trip to the pineapple under the sea (?) and met SpongeBob last night. Spongey is a great guy and a hospitable host. We sat around shooting the xit all night and had a nice little tasting. And since I spent the night at the hacienda, the Sponge made homemade venison sausage, eggs, biscuits and coffee in the a.m. If you get the chance to go meet the Sponge, do it. Gotta give big ups to the Sponge for his absinthe knowledge and hospitality. Thanks man.

was he just as ugly in person?

I'm much yellower, the liver ain't what it used to be.

he certainly isn't.

Yeah, but don't let him hear you say that.

Well, he looked like this.

I got the picture from here: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0403/spongebob.html
go there, it's funny.
I particularly like this tidbit:

Ha!

Quit copying me, you big bear.

retarded minds think alike.






slowly.

Yeah, old Louchelooker is a pretty cool guy.

I can't imagine why anyone would want to drive 200 miles one way just to meet me, but I'm flattered that he made the effort.

We had a very nice time, drank a little HG, a little arak mixed with chartreuse, some beer and then started drinking heavily.

I recommend getting to know ol' L-looker he's definitely a fun guy to hang out with.

200 miles to meet you?

check for hidden cameras and microphones.

Narc! Narc!

I could just get naked and sing.

If anyone is watching or listening, that should get them to stop.

Maybe it's love.
So who spooned whom?

HEY! I'm on vacation and had a little extra time. It's not everyday that you get to visit someone who lives in a pineapple under the sea. So cut it out with all this sillyness. You're upsetting something. Not me but, something.

likely story.

did this supposed "vacation" include a police van and or sneaking through Bob's underwear drawer and mastubating into his rectangular bikini briefs?

Two guys spooning would be gay.

We simply had sex and then talked about football.

What the hell is that?

And by "Police Van" did you mean "paddy wagon"?

Its when you go amidship and hang a mackerel off the yardarm.

it's kinda like Jeking Off


and fuck you, you racist bastard!!!

Our original last name from the old country was: Batemastu

Hey, I'm not racist. I hate everybody equally.

Yeah L-looker, anyone who's every seen your dog would know you aren't racist.

Holy crap, that looks just like Cros' avatar! Well, better, really.

DG

Much better.

Doggy style? At least you wouldn't have to look her in her good eye.

DG