Help!

And no, no serious suggestions.
I rememeber them from before.
Please, just have fun at my expense.
I'd not enjoy anything less.

Too many eye openers. Have a few more drinks and go sit in front of the tube.

To bed @ 1 w/a valerian and a 1/3
bottle of Hendrick's. Up @ 5, 1/2 a
valerian and a big Swizzle.
Nothing works.
Hence, carry on w/the comedy.

TV sucks and has never put me to sleep.
I get too pissed there's nothing but xit on.

yeah but it's boring xit- it always puts me to sleep. Then again, there's always an old remendy now known to PREVENT CANCER!

Your poll sucks. There is no option for "D) All of the above".

That is what got me through school, so I rely on it.

I'm pretty sure that as an admin, he has to read every post.

I blame Bucky for the Mayor's lack of sleep!

DG

could be all the trucker speed digit left for you.

TOOT TOOT!

Fucking Nyquil man. That shizzle is the shizzle.

And if you get the 'Original' flavor, you get the added benefit of a full shots worth of Hills crapness.

Fuck sleep.
You big pussy.

Some fuck sleep would hit the spot.

I haven't been able to sleep the past couple of weeks, either.

I think you boys are just excited about the upcoming LC LoucheFest. Try some warm milk before bedtime.

DG

I think it may have more to do with the nightmares I've been having of What's his fuck chasing me in a gorilla suit and carrying a banana..

What's an LC Louche Fest?

I wouldn't think that would be a nightmare for some people.

No one is going to fall for that cow costume trick again.
That's just udderly wrong.

That would be CG.

Um, no!

i don't know Louchie. Whenever I have that dream, it's CG.

'Sides, I haven't been here much in a while. Tough to keep up on all the bad-stories one misses.


Especially with you logging 100+ posts a day.

what's his fuck = this guy

He hangs out behind the the Dairy Queen.

He used to love Jack, but Jack wouldn't put out.

Ahh, good old (well, young really) lamby. The voice fo reason.

Thanks hon! Got a lot of threads to catch up on.

No problemo.
You just holla if you want to know anything else.

Tens of thousands of posts, including mine. Genuine value, zero.

Get reading!

Too lazy.



I'll just ask Lamby is i get REALLY stumped.

The whole point is that you aren't missing anything. It is like people that watch soap operas. You miss like 3 years, and the scenes are still dimly lit with the same characters doing the same things.

Like sands through the hourglass....

That is probably a soap opera reference that I don't get.

I totally lack the patience for that xit.

Just like I can't stand fishing. If the suckers won't bite, I'll jump in and try to net them, but I will not just sit there waiting like fuckin' Andy and dickheadlosershitforbrainsgoatsuckerripoffartist! in black and white.

Damned word filter. I was actually using it in the right context, too.

My grandma watches that shite!

I guess my life really is a soap opera.

It's all that coffee in the eye openers, try using just the absinthe as an eye opener, or switch to decaf.

I could call you on the phone every night, and read you the history of fixed spindle cyclic pitch control on early helicopters. That should have you dropping off to sleep in about 30 seconds.

That sounds more interesting than my grad school textbook.

But the cases are cool.

I'm reading one now about sticking electrodes in monkey's brains!

Some of you had better watch out.

Yeah, now I want Lammy and the Prof.

Really, anybody but da Mayor. Even a

If I had a robotic arm like that, I'd never leave the house.

DG

No such thing as reverse
necrophilia.

Unless you're a fuckin' deadbeat.

DG

Hee!
Now that we've figured out "what's his fuck", we gotta figure out "why the fuck".
I like, I like.

During my two bouts with true, near-psychotic clinical depression (as opposed to the usual chronic type that is my life), I could not sleep a wink. Which is great, cuz then there's more time to sit around and let the utter despair and mental anguish wash over you.

Serious side:

Sorry to hear about that. If there is anything we can do, the Lounge is here to serve. I sure am.

Lighter side:

I bet that gives you plenty of time to catch up on your posting.

Yes it does.

Last night-
1/2 bottle of Hendrick's in front of the
fireplace, couple sleeping pills, call the
Wogger to say G' night, and she's off
@ 137 mph. Sleep abated. Another pint
of g+t , the yak attack dies out and I
hit the hay and grab 7.

Dammit! I sure to hope you bring some of that insomnia to LCLF and share it with me!

Fortunately, and unfortunately in some instances, sleeping has never been a problem for me...

Maybe you could try this:

1 part: ET HG

2 parts: G & T

3 parts: Lagavulin


Shake with a healthy dose of burning embers.


Sleep well Mr. Mayor!

Damn, Louchie. I'm sorry to hear you are still having trouble getting some shut eye.

The only time I have experienced that in the past couple of years was when I first got back into Absinthe. The first night I drank four glasses I didn't get to sleep till 3am. Lately that doesn't seem to be a problem.

.
.

Erase-A-Slate suddenly re-appears, only to say:

.

.


Delightful!
Nice to see you.