So much for first impressions.

DG

No Xite.

A troll who, by not being as annoying as other trolls, is therefor somehow more annoying. That's got to be a first.

Mister Fate- can I call you Mer? Threatening people on the Net is stupid.

I don't think you were serious. That's a good thing, as the Mayor is a friend to many here (me included) who would be very upset to think you were.

I would recommend in, all seriousness, that you avoid threats. There are a lot of people out there who do not take that kind of thing lightly.

It ain't worth the risk- crazy and violent people have the Internet too.

Instead, use such time honored trolling-tactics as 'nanner nanner boo boo!' or the ever popular ask-a-question-you-know-is-stupid to get a rise out of people.

So far I give you a 2.5.

True ... it gives us real violent threatening risk takers a bad name.

DG

nanner nanner boo boo

Asshole.

I want to dodge him killing me, even
though I'd love to die at some point.
My choice, not it's.

For hating this place, he sure stuck around.

They always do. I think they enjoy being beaten.

They're in the right place then.

After the Trolls we've beaten, this is rather pathetic. Where's Lars?

Yeah!

I personally think Da Mayo (er, MAYOR) is a lump O' dog doo . . . and love him as much as I love crabs . . . wait, where was I going with this?

Oh yeah.

But Da Mayor provides a nifty Forum, and I loves him like my daddy (also a lump O' dog doo. Yep, we's part from the Land of Bogs. O'Dogdoo clan).

And I'd personally ram a up anybody who really pissed me off. Pissing me off includes making physical (not verbal, bitch and insult ALL YOU WANT AND I WILL LAUGH) assaults upon Da Mayor. (Come up with something original and I might give you a prize!)

Really.

He's a bitch, a cunt, and a prick, but I'll kick anyone's ass who tries to take the Lounge away . . . er, I mean, tries to hurt him!

CHEW ON THAT, BITCH!

pussy.

what IS this mickey mouse bullshit?

Huh.

You guys got here late ... we're just hosing off the driveway after the fireworks. Nothing spectacular, mostly a dud.

DG

i was reading all of the threads hoping to find the part where it got interesting.

waste of time.

Yeah .... not even enough there for some troll house cookies.

DG

Can I kill him?

why bother.

O.K. but you never let me have any fun.

Alright ... you can break his kneecaps, but that's it.

Kids these days....

DG

Thanks ! It might take a day or two to find out where he lives, muhwhahahahahaha.

My pulse never got above 80.

They just don't make trolls like they used to.

Stupid cunt.

MF,

Do you drink absinthe? Do you know anything about absinthe? Or do just want to prove to the world you're a moron? If so, don't waste time in the forum, don't pass go and proceed directly to politics.

Damn. Real life decides to grab me by the balls this weekend, and I miss all the fun.

Yep...out of commission for weeks. Now I come back to Troll fun.

...After being continually thrown in lockers in high school, MercyFuck decided to vent his frustrations on a forum that he knew nothing about.

NolaMORON, reporting...back to you Phil.

Fucker was a wuss.

Far as I can tell, he hasn't been back. No staying power...

Mother fucker don't want to come back to this. It stepped over the line threatening the Mayor. I don't take too kindly to that xit. That M'r F'r don't ever want to come back here. I'll be all over it like white on rice. And all that good xit. Wait, I'm gonna ebonicize this. Hold on.

Ebonicized version: (not too different from the real version.)

giving this geek more press is exactly what he wants.