Behold!
The downward spiral.
All those who aspire:
Watch , and tremble.
If I were a criminal ,
the world would be my oyster.
But it's so damn cute,
I have to cut it some slack.

"Tis the annoying nature of Kirk to talk nonsense, and have his nonsense batshit crazy." ~ Charles Lamb

Type! Type madly , you beautiful things
I am weary , and the time grows short!

aww, we're bootyful, lammy.

maybe it's not ALL nonsensical.


yep, pretty much.

The time has passed .
For truth. For this day , I will not say what is true.
You can relax now all those who fear the truth.

You're weary?

AND

How short?

Well... pretty short.
I should be working! but I'm trashed!

if it's you who's selling the truth i WILL worry.

Nothing I have is for sale.
It is all freely given.
Have I ever lied to you?

I can't tell because I have no idea what you're saying.

the lounge would be a hap-hap-happier place with kirk's absence. if you start to miss him and need to reminisce, post nonsense.

Just this Lammy:
You ,... you are the seed.
You make all things grow new.
If you knew how powerful you were,and acted ,
the world would smile
not cry.
Hail; ! , yet another goddess.

actually i don't know either because i generally just skim and not pay much attention to your posts because they're usually incoherent blather.

Drunk before noon . . . tsk tsk tsk.

I know you won't pass out on MY ass. No man ever has even yawned while on my ass.

It's almost as hot as 's.

If I sang you a song,
and the key to all your dreams
came tumbling out (an accident , I assure you)
But the language was foreign,
would you call me a fool?
Would I care?

huh?

Man... , pay attention dammit!
Regardless of what you might think there is less time
than you might imagine.

Hey, I'm the seed!

Cool!

O.K. , I get it .
No one can stand a drunk ,
when they themselves are not drinking.
You just don't know how to sieze the moment.

Not you Lammy , uh , yer the seed.

CG,

There is no way I can harass or taunt you in this thread now. You are like the guiding light of reason in the rambling shithole that this thread has become. Anyone that is arguing with Kirk is okay by me.

Yeah , well,
xit is fertiliser
high jumper
I haven't seen any one argue with me yet.

for fuck's sake, parashit.

it was just getting good.



a question for kirk though.

i know that you said the time for honesty has passed, but allow me one question.

are you reciting from another source than your mind?

Jesus Christ Celtic Gent !
what kind of freak do you think I am?
I am a natural man.
Although a good artist has a long memory,
I am the one they return to.

We can stand a drunk when we are not drunk because they just post a couple of incoherent posts then pass out. You seem to be posting a neverending stream of incoherent posts (all spelled rather well at this point) that leads me to believe that you are in fact not drunk but, something entirely different. And how's that for arguing with you? I can't believe I'm arguing with a drunk? person.

My freind you just confirmed you are not paying attention.

CG would be fine. the stigmata wounds healed when i left catholic school.

I am not in the business of categorizing freaks, so i really can't answer that.


so, uh, i guess your answer is yes?

or am i misinterpreting your genius?






(edited for grammatical stupidity on my part)

As opposed to widespread and generalized stupidity on his part.

You rock , C.G.
I am ,.. a blended original.

We were right!

Ha!


It's all starting to sound like Daisy Chainsaw lyrics to me.

Who is Daisy Chainsaw?
I already regret asking.

Just a band.

IROC?


i prefer single malt.


although if it's blended just the right way, one can be enjoyed on occasion.

So Kirk's not really drunk? He's just posting song lyrics? I'm so confused now.

Maybe I'm in the wrong business.
I should go back to writing songs.
Either way you guys are fun.
And yes, I'm very drunk now thank you, ver y much.

don't thank us, thank the gods of booze that they were plentiful.

thank us for being sexy bitches.

well, me anyway.

Your new avatar makes me hot.
Who is it?

smutty

And on that note:


Thread closed.


Please proceed to the next installment, where more drunken idiocy will undoubtedly take place, must to everyone’s delight.