I voted #4, just cuz the fucker never stops drinkin' so it seems like an obvious course of action.

Where's the all of the above option?

That should have been an obvious one.

All the above, except missing the flight.

I'm not missing this!

Please?

Hey, I get him four days longer than you do.

So?
Did he make it?
Is he a mess?

what she said

I want pictures ... or at least the mug shots.

DG

Take Nick Nolte, add muttonchops. There you go.

Ha!

He's a mess, but the plane isn't due until 4pm PST. I think he's in Denver right about now.

Slake?

Before or after the mug shot?

During.

LCLF Precursor:

Dinky: I like meat.
Head: I like meat too. I'm not picky about the kind of meat I eat.
Dinky: I'm not picky either.

As you can see the conversation is scintillating.

We're drinking A LOT.

Flame broiled?

And,....what are you drinking?

Wait . . . Are Headly la Head and Madame Guillotine coming?

Cumming, yes.

But jack is still your best bet.

luv cros

AHhhhhhhh. FUck you guys!

-Luv
DS

Yup, he's a mess.

And so it begins ......

DG

What day is it?

Day #2

We need photos of the "out of towners" crawling out into the day light.

Bah!

If they are serious, they won't even see daylight. Either they will be unconscious or safely indoors where the alcohol is flowing.

We saw the sun come up. I think Dinky is headed for the Buena Vista for from the Land of Bogs coffee.

Dinky almost overslept and found out how fast his new car is. I didn’t recognize him at the airport; the Fab Five did a great job with his makeover.

St. Pokin's Day.
The festival runs all wkend.

Shall I use a stick, or my prick?

One's not worth the effort.

That's not what Skeeter says.

He's new to the gay thingy.

He's not a picky man, either.

Obliviously.

Hey now.

That's gonna be really funny with the PM I just sent you, Jack.