We have a name picked out if the baby is a girl. But we are having difficulty with a good name for a boy.

Suggestions?

And before you bring them up, the following names are not candidates:

Louchie
Rupert
Mike
Rupert
Culliere
Rupert


So, whatcha got?

You want a name that will give him a head start to a good career.
I'd go with D.r. O.

Kirk , of course.

dickheadlosershitforbrainsgoatsuckerripoffartist!.

I am fond of the names Luke and Jake and Zachary.


(That was me being serious, for once)

In a pinch, Frodo is always a good choice.

Had to do that for Sixer, since he's on Sabbatical.

DG

If you are doing it for Sixer, you need footnotes.

Dipshit Jr.

I like boys' names that don't get shortened into something dumb.
Ever notice that a large number of otherwise nice-sounding names turn into a lame nick name? Examples: Richard > Dick, William > Bill, Robert > Bob, etc.

Some I still like anyway, like "Tony," "Tom," and "Chris."

If you like the short form of any of these, then go for it. It also gives you an extra "you're in deep trouble, young man!" edge, by using the full name.
I.e., "Anthony Justin Smith! Get in here NOW!"

Just be wary of potential stupid nicknames!

Other names I like:
James
Keith
Daniel

Jimjimin.

Phred.

*wondering if Gimpy meant to spell it that way*

how about:

Joey Jo-Jo Jr. Shabadoo

Phred!

Arthur

Oscar

Darth

Jose

Rocky

Telly

Zippy

Johnjacobjingleheimer

Tarzan

Spiffy

Go-go

Pinky

Wilburoo

Moccasin-head

Slim Daddy

Gangrene Lips

Charcoal Boy

Skrootchyflootz

Spingchorp

Zipfroot

Dolt

Harnk

Mark

Joe

Bob/Robert

David

Jack

Tom/Thomas

Frank

Tony

Bill/Will


I really, really hate parents who try to get too creative with names and end up sticking a kid with some dumbass name that no one can pronounce/spell. Stick with a classic, and you will NEVER go wrong.


Oh! and for God's sake, don't try gicing 'normal' names 'cool and hip' spellings. No throwing in extra vowels or consonants to make it unique. Those just look stupid too.

Adolf

O.J.

Shatner



jeebus, nobody thought of the obvious...that douchebag travolta is a plane freak & he named his rugrat Jet.

there it is..you're a parashit & you proposed to your old lady on a plane....might as well name him Jet.

What is this "gicing" you speak of???

Phred was a character in Doonsbury back in the late 70s or so.

Phred

Dan

Greg

Rupert

Mike

Larry

Chris

Schlomo

Harry

Johnson

Dick

Rod

After this Rod?

Or this Rod?

<scans down the list>>

Oh, come on!

Rupert is ridiculous!

Gummo

Lemmy

Spork

Rupert

What is with people making nice lists of reasonable names, like Fuckhead and Adolf and such, then throwing in Rupert? Don't you people understand that the line must be drawn somewhere?

Fer God's sake, man! Rupert?

Well you could name him after me

Bentley

or there's always

Ashford
Bentley
Crocefiso
Dick
Ethan
Fred
Gary
Henry
Isaac
Jason
Kirk
Louchy
Ma$e
NoName
dickheadlosershitforbrainsgoatsuckerripoffartist! (damn I dindn't know it would do that)
Phredrick
Queereye
Randy
Shithead(after the dog form the jerk)
Thujohn
Tupac
Uday
Verbal_kraze
Wyz
X
Yeti
Zacharia

Thujohn works for me.

That was my Dad's name.

Longjohn

Umlaut

or just put an umlaut in the name...lends it some authority.

Rüpert
Dän
Mïke
Thüjohn

Why? So the kids can make fun of him in gym class? He's ChuteBoy's kid, afterall!

How 'bout: Stubby?

Kid

Rüprecht

Jesus

Potsie?

no, Squiggy!!!

Jebus

How 'bout, Bad Mother Fucker. That way when he gets his wallet stolen he can ask for it back by saying, "It's the one with Bad Mother Fucker on it." And then you could call him BMF for a cute nick name. And then people could come with other things BMF could stand for like:


Big mouth fuck
Bate master fuck
Boring mo fo
Bob miller fredrick
Baby mama fo'sho
Bling money fandango
oh the list could go on and on.....

I think I'm still drunk from last night.

Lenny!!!













(I like to pet the bunny, George).

Most actual classics wouldn't swing it today. Some of my family names are:

Rufus

Napoleon

Ambrose

and yes... Cleophus

...they're all dead now.

Or this Rod:

Go for a classic name:

Spike

Slug

Skeeter

This Rod:

Or, Sluggo