Chute and Pussy.
Your generosity is greatly appreciated.

Brown-nosers.

bitches

's.

I'm only going to say nice things about them, because I'm sure one day their generosity will come my way.

DG

Brown-noser.

The only difference between a brown noser and an ass kisser is depth perception.

DG

bitch

Good day sir.

DG

Mayor,

Glad the package arrived safely.

Now I can resume my incessant mocking, knowing you will have the means to get sufficiently inebriated and drunkenly curse me again.

Did I mention how generous I think you are?

DG

did i mention that you're a cunt?

I said good day!

DG

shut up, fez.

Awesome!

Sad thing is, that looks like me.

DG

It's a drunk monkey shriner.
Where's his little car?

be careful what you wish for

I knew I could count on you, buddy.

You're welcome, just paying tribute to keep the Mayor happy when he needed it.

To the rest of you miserable cranks:

'cept the monkey, he's a good brown-noser.

Noun-broser.

pound hoser

I'm givin' the monkey a brown-opener, Sunday morning.

Hose-pounder.

= rimmy

ho's flounder

Flow hounders.

Low-grounders.

Can turn into high hoppers in the infield.

???

Grate.
Now I gotta shake my baby arm.

...

"You're welcome, just paying tribute to keep the Mayor happy when he needed it."

some of us already paid our tribute.

gas, grass, or ass?

And some of us are slackers.

No one rides for free.

DG

Unless it's a mustache ride. I give them for free sometimes.

do you charge extra to lick the balls, or is that included?

No, it's "cup" the balls.....and that's extra....oh, wait, I was talking about girls.....didn't you see my....

fuck that, if i'm paying extra you'll cup AND lick.

yes, i did see the asstongue, but i figured that was out of my price range.

I told you I give them away free somtimes.....

ohhh, that's right. you haven't seen my ass yet.

sweet! let's make an appointment.

Schedule a full week to lick that thing.