Well, there went your Chicago travel plans, Mayor!

No no, that isn't a problem.

I eat a lot of mint.

As far as cats go, you might be able to lick your own balls, but what does she care about that? Rabbits, well, we lick... other things.

Also, there are no holiday cats. There is an Easter Bunny, but there isn't like a Presidents Day Cat or anything.

I mean, seriously- you got beat out by a freakin pumpkin for Halloween. That should tell you something, when people would rather have a vegetable symbolize something than a cat.

"Oh, this lacerated gourd is so much fun to hang around with! Not like that cat. Yes, this inanimate orange ball with a candle in it is more fun to be with than a feline."

Didn't I cook you for easter dinner?

No, that was my friend Roger.

He was always a little too religious, if you know what I mean. Militant and xit. He was a member of Al-Frith-Sadr, one of those die-for-god-and-go-to-paradise outfits.

According to the note he left before he went to get himself et, he will be in Heaven right about now, with an endless supply of Playboy Bunnies and golden pellets or something like that.

By the way, he gave you Mad Cow.

A black cat walking in front of you brings bad luck, that is cool.

Rabbits got nothin' like that. You only have lucky rabbits feet, but how lucky for you is that? People cutting your feet off for their own luck, not good for you I'd say.

I got all four feet right now. Luck coming in from each one. Sometimes I play poker with humans just to piss em off.

Sure, you could get yourself a foot- and if you do, it might prevent someone from turning your intestines into violin strings. But odds are, the good luck would just get you killed, so you could reincarnate.

As a rabbit.

And good morning to one and all.

fucking animals

That would be in Smutty's thread.

DG

That third eye is really fucking with my head.

I know ... it really freaks me out.

DG

I kinda like it. It seems to be GROWING on ME.

you're growing a third eye too?


ka-reepy

It feels like it.

Maybe it's the woodworms boring thier way outta my head.

Or, it 'could' be the

THUJONE!!!-this stuff has nothing to do w/the buzz from absinthe, NOTHING!!!!-this stuff has nothing to do w/the buzz from absinthe, NOTHING!

This whole thread, man...

What a bunch of sexually deprived, or is it depraved, individuals. I've never seen such a sword fight over one chick.

Dawny, don't listen to these guys. Listen to me, I'm a deranged clown looking guy. Who doesn't like deranged clown looking guys? Look here's a deranged clown now:

Not to mention beaujolais.

Sausage Party!!!

Damn, I miss the good ol' days. I wish Laura La La would come back and start offering porno pics of herself for absinthe samples... Now you actually have to work for it.

you mean smutty?

I think he means Absinthechicky, I think her name was... she sold the kissed sample bottle on ebay with the pictures of her kissing it... I think absinthoman kept the pics.

I thought he was talking about Emmy Empress?

So did I.


Memories. . .



I'll give out free 'sinthe to any (good-looking) gals willing to pay Deep Blue a visit.

Way to qualify, Lars.

DG

Laura La La was before Louchelounge existed. I think she was a Head Prosthesis puppet. She joined Feeverte, and then would email people offering nudie pics for advice on where to get good absinthe. I went along with it and I got some pic of this ugly girl spreading 'em, and another one with her standing fully clothed next to a horse.

That was me and some people don't think I'm ugly.

yeah, but their seeing-eye dogs beg to differ.

heh heh heh.

dog.

beg.

heh heh heh.

I thought their seeing eye dogs begged to be blinded.

You were the horse, right?

DG

Don't give him a straight line like that. He'll be bragging about the size of his Dilly Bar in no time.

offering porno pics for samples of absinthe?
now that is just sad.

Who are you to judge me?

i am your father.

Depends on what you look like, I suppose....

DG

I've had many Daddies.

Damn, Jack, I was gonna call first dibs on being your daddy at LCLF, before my gut turned me into pussy.

oh, well the best laid plans...

Who's your Daddy?

Where does he work?

DG

yeah, i guess it DOES depend on what you look like. although i am just assuming that the ladies who pimp themsleves out for samples (not even a whole bottle!) probably aren't centerfolds...

Hey this gives me an idea!

I'm going to offer NOT to send nude pictures of myself in exchange for samples.
Hmm, where's my thong and camera...



Oh and BTW Dawny, thanks for making my towels so soft. They smell nice too.

Size? >PERK<

'Zactly.