I like this bear fella. He good egg.

Even better.
Dutch apple, with EXTRA crumblies on top, served warm, with a scoop of vanilla bean ice cream (Stroth's) on top.

mouth watering yet?

Mmm, shaved red beaver. . .

De-lish!


Now THAT is a good slice of pie!

Dawny's Pay Less gifty certy is in the
mail.
The field hockey unie ordered as well.

My bad. Dead chicks in their avatar.

I'm sure Dawny will be smart enough to
know that only blood filter avatars run this
joint.

Geez, CG, do you get off on telling other people what their religions and life practices should be?

Plenty of Buddhists drink. I don't know too many that are big drunks, though. It's not like pig flesh in Judaism, which is a question of ritual purity. It's more along the lines of a potential roadblock.

I don't think that "OH SNAP" was called for...

Ow, fuck!

um, number one; did i tell anyone to choose a religion or make the rules of that religion?

number two; ALL people who believe in a religion have their own interpretation of how they should follow the laws of that religion. i understand this.

number three; it was a fucking joke.

Like you.

kinda, but smaller.

Hi Dawny. Welcome.

I like avatars with greek letters in them.

Welcome Dawny, grab a bottle and if you see a wagon... throw rocks.

i love you all already, you bunch of freaks!
any chicago people on here?

hey, thanks for all the kind words and critiques of my website and work...
i have NO IDEA why my web designer made everything so damn tiny...makes the whole thing kind of moot.

it reminds me of that scene in spinal tap wherein the set designer brings in the 10" tall stonehenge (and YES--- it always comes back to the TAP with me)...

what the hell was she thinking?!? anyways, i have someone slightly less retarded (sorry for my un PC-ness, but not really) working on it, maybe it'll get fixed sometime soon.

i still am an absinthe virgin, and i have yet to be cyber molested. what tha fuck!?!

Being unmolested here will not last long.......

bring it!

What kind of "Candy" do you like?

Just call me "Chester".

chocolate, chocolate, and some more chocolate.
whaddya got?

by the way, i am not a devout, staunch practicioner of buddhism...
i just do my best to follow the basic principles of try not to hurt anybody,
no thieving, and no lies.

pretty simple.

It's been so long, I forget who gets tied up and force-fed Hills.

Was it Lars or Sixer? I can't recall either.

DG

It was one of my childhood memories posted at FV.

what on earth are you guys rambling on about now?

Nothing of this Earth, m'lady.

DG

well, i'm your friendly stranger in a black sedan, won'tcha hop inside my car? i got pictures, got candy, i'm a lovable man, and i can take you to the nearest star.



best leave that xit at the door...we're a bunch of lying thieves that will hurt you.

well. not me, but the rest of these pricks anyhow... :P

welcome aboard.

p.s. tattoos are purdy nifty.

Oh please ... just look at his freakin' avatar! You can tell he's lying, his nose blinks for pete's sake.

You can trust me, just look ....my avatar is quite relaxed and docile. Just look into the deep eyes of the whacked out monkey .... you likes the monkey .....

DG

Here come the big black mariah.

DG

monkey brain!

even if you didn't know the reference, who posted it???????
















(hint: it's a song. guess who sings it?)

Tom Waits?

DG

sadly, i am a whore for good chocolate (and red wine, and more than likely, some day soon, absinthe).
and monkeys.

monkeys are the best creatures on the planet. period.

Thank you. <tips hat>

I am resloved.

Carry on.

DG

and so it begins.

No need to state the obvious.

Chianti, shiraz, Beaujolias?

currently a very bloody looking shiraz/cabernet blend.
getting nice and tipsy, thank you very much!

and monkeys STILL rule.

especially pygmie marmosets.

Mmmm, a shiraz chic. Aussie's rule in my book, and so does their wine.

Shiraz has got to be my favorite wine right now. Not too strong, not too light, goes well with anything from Steak to pasta, to chicken, and even works with heavier sauces. Can't beat it.

and the COLOR? Pure ruby all the way.

Yea, chicks dig it when you spell Chianti wrong.

xit, I came closer then you did, you dumb fuck! You forgot the 'n', ya horses ass.

Nothing beats Australian table wines,
they open the sleuces at both ends,
they're good for hand-to-hand combat
and for laying down and avoiding.

Fuck, quick on the draw asshole.

i am really enjoying this...

wine?
maybe...

Um, maybe?

What you like?

I'm sippin' (nay guzzlin') homemade Merlot right about now.

::::Whispering sweet nothings into Dawny's ear:::::

Michel Cluizel...El Rey....Curious George...Bonzo....

Am I making you HOT yet?

Howdy and nicetameetcha.

You like bunny rabbits, right?

I mean, no bunny will ever throw his poop at you, which you gotta admit is a serious impediment to enjoying any time spent with a monkey.

We eat our poop, which is much more civilized, not to mention sanitary.

Fuck the Rabbit and his poop argument.

Cat's will never ask you to lick their balls, we can do it ourselves.
Rabbits don't have the same flexibility, don't trust 'em.

We also like belly-rubs and scritches behind the ear.

OH yea...well I have holes instead of eyes.

By the way, Truffettes de France (Chocmod). Get them while you can...My client's site can't hold enough of them...Hands down, #1 seller.

The "Nature" are the best, but you have to try the "Duo" or "Grand Marnier" as well.

http://www.bluefrogchocolates.com/pages/ch...dcandies.html#6

"We eat our poop, which is much more civilized, not to mention sanitary."

You better not look forward to a lot of deep kissing in the near future.