hey gang...i just want to let you know that i have been lurking here for a few days! i have read through all of the FAQ's, and i know better than to ask any stupid questions...

i am a virgin to absinthe, and i am having a very educational and entertaining time reading everything i can about the green (and white) faerie...

thank you for being so well-versed, intelligent, and a bunch o' pervs...

i feel right at home!

if you would like to know more about me, visit my website...dawngrace.com, make sure your browser is maximized...

I violate the fine line continuously.

and..

Welcome Dawn .... come on in, grab a comfy spot and join in on the show.

I'm the only sane one in here ....... really.

DG

Don't listen to the monkey. No one with a smoking, drinking monkey as their avatar is sane. You need to listen to people with dead actresses as their avatar... They are the sane ones.

No, the parrot fans with the obscure Welsh heavy metal album cover avatars are the only sane ones. Don't listen to those lunatics.

Welcome, Dawn. I did maximize my browser and I still can't read a damn thing, which is a shame because I'm sure it would be interesting. Sorry, your site is just not designed well for those of us without wall-size monitors.

Edit: Correction... it's really just not designed well for Netscape users. Works OK in IE at 1024x768, but a web site ought to be smart enough to work with any recent browser.

Grumble, grumble.

Hello!

People with avatars are freaks.

Fortunately, freaks are among my favorite playthings.

Welcome! Beautiful website and nice intro. Hope we can help you out of virginity and into an expensive and deliciously satisfying new avocation!

We're always here to help ladies out of their virginity.

DG

Hi! I am the ghost of BILL MONROE!

welcome.

Only trust people who have avatars that show a sense of duality, and drummers from two bands, hated on this board for a variety of reasons!

Great site, neat stuff on it. Now, it's time to bust that absinthe cherry!

Speaking of which, I wonder if Swizzle would be good with a marischino (sp?) cherry dropped into the bottom of the glass as a garnish?

Welcome!

And a really nice site you have!

if you went to her sight, you noticed she was a Buddhist. The fifth precept is Do not consume alcohol or other drugs.

don't be an asshole and try to make her break laws.

sheesh, Lars...always with the corrupting and what not...

Welcome aboard Dawn.
Your website rocks and your work is extremely good.
(I love the fact that the tattoo of the bondage girl has a tattoo. That's brilliant.)
Nice to have you here.

I don't recall him saying anything about drinking ....

DG

hey, my devil girl on my calf has a shamrock tattoo on her arm.

how come you didn't tell me I was brilliant?

Because your tattoo came out of a box of Cracker Jacks.

DG

And you're an April Fool's baby!

Happy Belated Birthday Anniversary (it's a Spucky thing....).

Yeah , he has options.

I didn't notice!

(the tattoo with a tattoo, not that you are brilliant, which you obviously are....)

DG- Well said.

CG- She came here on her own account. i got a buddy who says it best. He's jewish, but refers to himself as 'Jewish Lite'. Favorite lunch is a ham and cheese sammy, sometimes with bacon.

New chic- Never listen to a word the furr-ball says. It's always wrong, and usually involves growing hair on his hands.

hey, just beacuse she's here doesn't mean that she's going to drink anything.

she could be here just for the witty banter.

I qualify.

Love the website. I'm also glad to know that I'm not the only Soundtrack fan on the site. (I was introduced to them years ago courtesy of Parasol Records).

Oh please ... that's like saying people watch pornography for the soundtrack....

DG

hey, i don't drink anymore.....


and, you can buy the soundtrack for Vampiros Lesbos as well as The Devil and Miss Jones.


so go fuck yourself, dung-key.

Or the witty banner , I just noticed the near invisible writing : dickheadlosershitforbrainsgoatsuckerripoffartist! you're .....

Welcome aboard Dawn!

I checked out your site and you do some beautiful work.

Ah yes .... but that doesn't mean you should.

DG

Actually, I listen to soundtracks for the pornography...

Okay, that seals it ... time to find a new message board.

I wonder when ABG's going back online .....

DG

Witty?

I have yet to read (or write) anything witty on this board. Ever.


Fuzz-fuck.

i wasn't being sarcastic or anything.

pie?

only if it's apple and you have some vanilla ice cream to go with it.

mmmmm applepiealamode..............

i'm getting fatter just thinking about it.

...and Leon's getting larger!

DG

Roger, Roger.




Welcome, Dawny.

Welcome Dawny.

Never, I repeat, Never trust my avatar. As for myself, you're ok there.

Dawn (dish detergent) + Downy (fabric softener) = Dawny
See how smart I am? I can cipher like Jethro Bodine.

Yea...liked the site and the Tats...let us know when your art page is up.

Sheryl Lee is dead????

Nice site 'Scooter-Boy'!

Great artwork.

Ignore the rabble.

Welcome, Dawny! Happy belated Birthday as well. I was born 15 days after you, same year. The Mayor will be along any moment now to cyber-molest you...

If you ignore the rabble, there'll be no one left to drink with...

rimmy here would be joining in, but you look like you're out of grade school.

C'mon CG, you know you like fresh meat as well...

yes, but you know how i hate to talk about myself.

besides....the charges are pending, and anything i say can and will.....shhhhhh

"But your Honor, she was so ripe and..."

She was fifteen years old, going on thirty-five, Doc, and she told me she was eighteen, she was very willing, I practically had to take to sewing my pants shut. Between you and me, uh, she might have been fifteen, but when you get that little red beaver right up there in front of you, I don't think it's crazy at all and I don't think you do either. No man alive could resist that, and that's why I got into jail to begin with. And now they're telling me I'm crazy over here because I don't sit there like a goddamn vegetable. Don't make a bit of sense to me. If that's what's being crazy is, then I'm senseless, out of it, gone-down-the-road, wacko. But no more, no less, that's it.

???

darn tootin.