I saw that. I thought it might be you buying makeup and didn't want to blow your secret.

i don't want to blow anything.

'cept for me?

i told you before.

i was drunk.

and lonely.

you promised you only wanted to "cuddle"


fucking liar.

Hey Rimmy, there's your 666th post in , you know, that "serious forum" raising his ugly horns again...I love Slakehunter!!!

How could anyone take offense at such a lovable bunch of perverse xit-slinging assholes as reside in this den of iniquity...

Buya sense of humor, it's a great suvival skill, Lystie!!!

Word up, absomphe.
But they don't sell a sense of humor on E-Bay.

Apparently they don't even sell fake humour masquerading as authentic vintage humour.

What the .... grate, how am I gonna get my money back now. I really thought it was working, too.

DG

Is it just me, or do those pants look really stretched-out in the ass?

ask jack.

he's the ass and leather expert.

I think they might've been restitched a few times in that area, ass well.

Absomphe should know. Everytime I've seen him, the guy was wearing leather pants.

That's why you always buy the ones with the flap in the back!



DG

Lystie,
Huh?

Oh, well, they come and they go.

I hadn't noticed she was gone.

I've been busy the past week and haven't had a chance to read this thread until yesterday. I've been participating in online forums for 10 years now and each forum has its own culture. What is acceptable and even encouraged in some forums is over the line in others. While this is a place many of us vent our smart-ass tendencies, I know from LCLF that there is much more to all of us than what you might read from a random sample of posts here.

I'm not fascinated by ass peanuts either, but it's too bad she couldn't learn to scroll past them because I did enjoy her posts. Oh well, life goes on.

fuck you.

you love ass peanuts™

but you've ruined your chances of me sharing them.


weep, bitch.

What , you wanted her to stick around and pump us for more information she can use in perpetrating a fraud? I wish she would stick around too , just so I can keep an eye on her.

Oh, sweet Jebus, NOOOOOOOO!!!!

I doubt he does.

Well, you used to be one of the reasons, but no more, I guess.

That's what you think -- my wife keeps asking me why I keep sobbing uncontrollably at night .

tell her it's because she ruined all of your dreams and made your life a living hell.

chicks dig that kinda xit.

As long as you aren't sitting on the edge of the bed while doing it.

Nope.

Especially if she means lammie and Abby.

And actually, it makes me sad, as I really still think of Lys' as someone with A Clue.

Fuck her & her boy. They deserved the bitchslap they got & more.

Just goes to show you.

what

Nice to have you back, Sixer.
We missed you.

(Well, I did....shut up Cros....)

Every thing you know is wrong.

Hi Six , nice to see you again.

uh, DUH.

oh, wait.

I think you may think twice before throwing *that* one in my general direction .

Yeah , Penguins don't wear socks.

I'll take ass peanuts™ as long as they contain no actual ass.

well, they don't contain, per se....a better term would be were contained in

but as i already said.


NONE FOR YOU!!!!!

I said GOOD DAY!

DG

actually i was thinking exactly that, but i didn't wanna bite off you.

Oh yeah, Rimmy, you'd better believe it!

It's Mrs A, who likes to dress up like the construction worker...

Or the Indian Chief...

Or the Cop.

A lovely old lady lives across the street.
We have a daily ritual.
Some mornings whilst retrieving our daily paper,
She will look over and say (with a genteel southern accent):
" Rather lovely weather we are having today Kirk".
Other mornings it will be :
"Rather poor weather we are having today , Kirk."
On some days the comment was :
"Rather Queer weather today , Kirk".
Finlay we shared a drink and she explained her system.
With a twinkle in her eye and a school girl giggle she begins:
"When I say it's lovely, I mean it's a fine day ,
when I say it's poor I mean it sucks,
when I say it's a queer day ,
I mean it sucks the big one".

But ya have joost one queer day....

Or 1 queer/day, in Bater's case.

And speaking of MIA's, I ran into QueenTick online today.
I was wondering where he was since last heard from, he was coming to LCLF.
And he was one of the generous contributors on a bottle.
Turns out he's been buried in work but he says to say hello to everyone.

He might as well be, he wasn’t smart enough to avoid being wupped by you.
The two of you were the most pretentious pair of FNG’s to ever grace the absinthe scene. You speak of boring, try an aging groupie’s stories about which washed up rocker wanted to fuck her.
I ignored your first bullshit auction, but the second time around it was apparent you have no morals.
Good riddance to you and your milquetoast husband.

King Thug

Curses! Foiled again!

[Granted, I'm not a pair, but still,...]

You're more of a spud than a pear.

Anyone seen or heard from Bumpy?
Last info on him was when he missed his flight to LCLF.