Yeah? Where will you go? Huh? Where will you go?

I said good day.

DG

if it wasn't for the fact that i got a cool ass iron chef shirt (albeit covered in filthy monkey shedding) i would knock that fucking fez right off your flea infested dome.

A smart monkey knows how to protect himself in the wild.

Enjoy the xit ... I mean shirt.

DG

it's a really good thing i won't be near any blacklights. i think the crusty white spots would make me a little queasy....





and

"Today's theme ingredient is ...."

DG

Hi everybody, just dropped in for a moment. I have been covering quite a bit of ground the last couple of months. I am in a hotel in Manchester CT where I have the night off. I really miss you guys. Hope you all have fun this weekend in Seattle. I will be on the east coast wishing I could be there. Well, part of me will be there. Enjoy!
Eric

Good to hear from you E. Drop in again soon.

DG

A flame-fest and my name wasn't mentioned? Kick ass!

Thanks for posting Eric! I'm pissed of that you could do shows in CT and RI but why not MA? Bitch.
Seriously, hope the tour is doing well and that you can post again soon.

Oops, missed the Springfield show, but that's stilll a long 90 minute drive from Boston.

Hey Lystie, just asking. All that negative energy... don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.

Hooray! Somebody agrees with me. A first!

Some gets it and some don't

wear tighter pants

.... or none at all.

DG

No, in fact. You are not the only one to take offense. And if I actually cared, I’d be slightly angry. But since I don’t, I’m not.

I do understand, Lystie, that it must be difficult for you to take part in the banter, since you clearly lack the ability to fully grasp it. Is that a shortcoming? Who am I to say? Probably not.

You see, I actually have a Real Life and do not need this forum for the purposes of staging shady and inappropriate business ventures. I am here to have fun while I’m at work. In that process, I have made some very good friends, many of who have crossed over from virtual reality into my Real Life. If you feel aggravated by the tone of this forum, then what did you hope to gain here in the first place? The tone hasn’t changed, so far as I can detect. Using the knowledge of people here to research fake items on E-Bay is rather dubious when that knowledge only helped you devise your very own fakery.

I realize that a cool old-school rock-n-roll chick such as yourself is used to being the center of attention. Sorry if you feel upstaged here (sad, really, to be upstaged by the chorus).

This is the chorus, chanting your exit, stage left. And no, I don’t want to buy anything, thanks.

And for the record, Six is my friend.
I fail to see what parallel you are attempting to draw.
Equating him, in any way, with yourself, is an insult.

Everyone (self included) gets jumped on once in a while when we screw up. Learn from it, live with it, or move on.

you're just pissed because she singled you out.

never leave a buddy's behind.

Nah, you gotta back yerself right into it and push like a motherfucker.

Any one who would perpetrate a fraud should be burned publicly, thats just the way it is. I was hoping to discuss art glass with those two but now I don't care what they think about it. I was amused until I saw the E Bay thing , that kind of xit ain't funny. Flinging ass peanuts type humor may be debatable but ripping people off is not.

...unless you're ripping off their ass peanuts.

DG

you ALL are, motherfuckers!

it's ass peanuts™

fucking bitches.

That would be fucking bitches™

I'll be expecting a royalty check soon.

DG

nope.

that was what mom called us.

i've been hearing and saying it for a long time.

Mmmm. . . .

offense? nah

she pretty much nailed it

I don't really get all these schmucks walking in here having some kind of expectations for this forum. It's supposed to be friggin Anarchy. We don't owe it to anyone to fit their definition of "interesting". Piss off.

How often is it where you walk into a party at somebodys house, and say "hey, can you guys conduct yourselves in a manner I see fit"? How rude. As I said before, Piss Off.

Dissatisfied by the level of discourse here? Want an interesting conversation? Start one! We're not here to please you. We're here to chat with friends, act like idiots with impunity, and occaisionally talk about something serious and then make fun of ourselves for being serious.

It's an internet forum. Relax. Sit down. Have a drink. Take your shoes off.

If, however, you want to treat us like a business opportunity, or you would like to misrepresent absinthe or absinthiana in any way, you'd better get the hell out of Dodge, because the Louchedlounge Equalizers will hunt you down and publicly hang you.

or at least make fun of your bragging about owning a used jaguar.

Amen.

and for sheer concentration of high end smacked hogs and the all around hook ups... you can't beat this joint...

so what if it's a shithole?

it's our shithole

Can we get a little air in here?

I see you there, you wanderer you.

the ducky boys were cooler.

Hi Eric!

I'm a-comin' to the Rhythm Room and I'm wrangling in some extra folks to fill the place. See you in May!

Yeah! What Porkpie said!

Why?

Because it's fun.
It helps the sincere but frequently confused newbies (including me).
Squashing the lies makes it easier for us to have a discussion based on facts.
Did I mention that it is fun?

Hi Abby,

There you are!

(And thanks, by the way!)

CHORUS:
I have seen with mine eyes, nor from the lips of others have I the lesson learnt;
no city, not one friend doth pity thee in this thine awful woe.
May he perish and find no favour, whoso hath not in him honour for his friends,
freely unlocking his heart to them.
Never shall he be friend of mine.

Medea ~ Euripides

fuck you, hippie.

Well, thanks a lot, peeps. As soon as I read "I have seen" I went straight into Carrots Handbags Cheese.

That was fokin beautiful

As did I.

DG

MUSHROOM, MUSHROOM!

badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger

Where's SlakeHunter when you need him?

hmmmm...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...item=2896919986

I always thought those private emails from Maturin was him just being nice...I never pictured him to be a Leatherman.

look at the first two comments in feedback.....


grate!!

Right here, ready to hunt & destroy those ungrateful cunts...