I found out in the last week I'm going to be a Dad!

Due date is December 13th.


Reminder as well that DCLF is this saturday, if you want to come, and dont yet have directions, let me know.

You want us all to pick out some names, too?

Wife has started a Blog for the baby already.
Baby Blog

There is a place to vote for names we are considering there.


Rupert is not one.

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snakehead, you're quite the motherfucker.

Congratulations Snake.
That's really great news.
Our DCLF will now be in honor of arriving babies.
We've sure got a lot of them.
Tell Jade- the only REAL Burnt™ absinthe we said "good job"!

Must not have been a handjob.

Congrats to you and Jade- the only REAL Burnt™ absinthe!

Although I'm disappointed that Rupert is out of the question.
Don't rule out anything with an umlaut, though.

Congratulations!

I hope your baby is as well-behaved as my first baby.

Then again, I hope the same thing about my impending arrival.

Our first child put up a hell of a high bar. She is the world's easiest baby.

Congrats Snake! Best wishes to both of you on your little bundle of joy (and future tax payer who should be there to support me in my old age).

hey spuck, you're using future tense for some reason....

you are in your old age.

Grats bro! It works!

Being old is relative, and does not apply till I can draw retierment.

which tier are you on now?

Tier 4. You have to reach Tier 7 to retire.

Name it after me!

DG

i think that you might want to rephrase that... considering the audience...

Good point, Sancho.

Thankfully, she is only two, so she has at least 5 or 6 years before she could even play junior league field hockey...

Not to mention, I'll be the dad that takes a baseball bat to prospective boyfriends that so much as blink wrong in my presence.

I don't think Xit Slinger is an appropriate name for a child.
Male or female.

sancho - buhahahaha

parashit - sancho's one of the ones you have to worry about

Then he'll get the bat. I'm equal-opportunity about it.

do you have to pay rimmy royalties?

do i get to pick the input?

Snakehead - Congrats! And, that happens to be my son's birthday as well. May yours be born with much less drama.

Also, I have it on good authority that Sancho has a bat of his own... and, someone to protect.

Congrats Snakely!

Remember us when you pass out cigars. I'll take a Zino Mouton Cadet, No. 6, 5 x 50.

Make that two, please.

DG

Many congratulations!

As for cigars, if you happen to have a spare Romeo y Julieta Super Hermosos...

i'll have a swisher sweet, please, thanks
--
sancho
simple man

swisher sweets ain't bad.

cigars smell like xit.

pipes is where it's at.

specially crack pipes.

I prefer light bulbs.

watt?

Well sorry...glad you can afford a glass pipe, Richie Rich.

CG's pipe