Not bad, but there should have been tongue. Then I'd know for SURE that he loves me.

the 10 minutes behind the dairy queen didn't prove it?

bald ass wolfman jack looking motherfucker.


i DEFINITELY want him to find that leather picture now.

I agree.

Had we made it off our barstools at the Buzz on Sunday and over to the Cuff, we'd have some good ones.

So now we have to find the original. I'm contacting Hot Bike.

Did anyone take a picture of the fountain? At one point I saw 4 drinks louching on it and noticed a flash. That would be a great shot if that's what was being flashed.

I think we're waiting on SB for that one.
Thankfully, he didn't miss today's flight (unlike yesterday).

seriously?

I just want to say I had a great time meeting all of you this weekend. I had so many wonderfull absinthes. The Swizzle La blanche and Absenta pinche puta were my favorites of the evening. Tasting the vinage La Blue, was awsome, deffinately the highlight of the evening. The bama was awesome, and damn that hell boy was strange, but good. I know I had quite a few others, but the last few hours were a bit of a blur. I remember hearing a few of balz jokes, and I think I was speeking patwa of something. I was a mess, my wife was a mess, and I was even worse in the morning. Had to check out at 12, and sleep and vomit in a McDonalds parking lot. Damn I was a mess, but it was worth every bit of it.

Thanks ya'll

Oh and Damn that food was great. we had a feast.

Salmon, steak, pasta, salad, choclate covered strawberries. Ya'll we're not messing around with that spread. Thanks so much for those who hosted the event

So, anyone who missed LCLF...the leftovers that were sent to me will be at the next Wormwood Society meeting. It is very unlikely that I will drink again in the next two weeks, so it should all be there. What I have:

3/4 - 375ml bottle of Moonman LDL
1/4 - 375ml bottle of ADN Montpelier
60ml of McCollins (I didn't get to try this one, but I'm looking forward to trying it at WS)
3/4 - 375ml of ET #12
several small sample bottles of GS sinthe, including the one colored w/Powis Castle
a few shots of Nemesinthe #8 and #9

Xite! That's it! We drank alot!

Empty bottles: Butty #2, Lyonnaise Pignon, the last of the Felix - it doesn't exist any longer. I have one shot of Swizzle Rouge, which I'm keeping - and 2-3 shots of Swizzle LB that is staying here too.

I didn't bring the HellBoy, nor the BaMa...so I don't know how much is left or if any will be at the WS.

The Mayor has touched down in Newark and is sipping beer during the 3-hour wait for his bus.
People are looking at his black eye sort of suspiciously.

More pics: some are a little fuzzy, but then, so was I. Some are pretty cool. You know who everyone is already.

Among the more interesting ones were where SB is forcing Trainer to stick his plastic-gloved hand up his butt. Who knew?

balz brought the glove, right?

I don't recall. Might have been. You never know when you go to a party if there are going to be any cattle that need to be inseminated.

i haven't been to many where there weren't.

How would that work though? Why would you wear a glove while you're fucking a cow?

Foreplay

Yeah!!


Looks like much fun...so sorry now I missed it.

Nice burns Dinky!

Just got home ... had 3 bottles in my suitcase. Lied to the ticket agent about flammables. Got home to find the baggage WAS inspected. Got the little notice inside the suitcase that said my stuff had been gone through.

All three bottles were still there, intact. I was glad, but slightly concerned at the level of inspection that went on.

I'm beat to hell .... no crotch punches, lots of drinking, lots and lots of love ... and not just from Trainer. I'll do a full report tonight.

DG

There is no way in hell I'm missing LF04!

So you have a time machine then? Take me with you please!

I said LF04...not LCLF04.

How's it going conju?

It was a great time with great people. As Abby said elsewhere: not a bad apple in the bunch. If you can make LF04, go! I can't, more's the pity, but we'll have many fine local gatherings.

I'm lost, what is LF04?

LoucheFest, as opposed to LeftCoastLoucheFest.

LF04 will be in PA.

Truer words were never spoken.

Oh, okay, :peter griffin nervous laugh: Yeah, I sure as hell won't be making it all the way out there, good luck with that.


To answer your question hiram, I'm doing good. Jealous, definitely jealous, but good.

OH FUCK!

I'm finally home.

Anyone who didn't make the LCLF is going to be a very unhappy camper once I post the pics from the weekend. There was so much fun, love and violence going on that there are bound to be songs written and stories told for years to come.

I've just completed downloading 70 some images onto my computer.

I think we'll just go in the order each event occurred. You will all be pleased to know that I was careful to photograph each mayoral injury as it happened.

This picture gives a mere hint of the absolute high class of the Motel 6.
I was very intimidated to be staying at such a seriously classy establishment.

Friday night the security guard came no less than three times to ask us to quiet down. On his last visit he advised us to be careful because our upstairs neighbors had a habit of pissing off the balcony. I wondered why Seattle had such warm rain.

Anyway, this is the official LCLF shuttle car. There are honestly no words for how much I love that car.

Over at poppies.org, they have a photo gallery section and they use Invision too. Is is possible to set up one here? Might make stuff like this easier.

Dinky's purple shoes.

One of 6 or 8 pair he brought for the weekend.

The mayor before the beatings.

That look of defiant confidence never left his face even after the beatings.

Before the beatings, a little foreplay is often in order.

No wonder Trainer couldn't get anywhere with Der Cros.

um, note to self, never sniff Crosby's fingers.

And now its time for a cigarette.

With the sex out of the way, the boys can now begin to brutalize the mayor.

Had enough Mr. Mayor?

NEVER!

What was that noise?

It sounded like a gauntlet hitting the ground.

Tension mounts....

LFLC was one kick ass time. Although I was a bit scared when I walked into the mayors room to find the Mayor looking like a beat up prostitiute wheat thins scattered everywhere. I missed most of the crazyness, ie. everyone beating /molesting each other whilst thowing Wheat thins and snapping pictures.

Special thanks to everyone who made LFLC possible!

Absinthe highlights
Bama #35
GB #2
Nemesinthe #9
New Swizzle` blanche
some 50's? vintage la bleue
Green waterworks #... 4? My memory is a bit hazy.

Other interesting ones where
urinesinthe #4 (ya gotta love the bottle)
festivus/ cinnoman!

mediocre = Butty's la bleue

The only vial sink worthy nastyness there was Hellboy. Absolutely F#(kin horrid!

Our first Mayoral injury.

The Liver remains undaunted.

Post the bloody underwear pics Songebob!

The mayor, while dented still remains undaunted.

It wasn't underwear! It was a !

Speaking of which, twinkle toes Dinky did bring his own.

Ok, you asked for it.

Here is a sight you'll not often see.

Thank God.

Here's the moment we've all been waiting for, Mayoral blood.

I was too drunk. I don't remember being behind the Dairy Queen. I don't remember leaving the house or getting to the motel, either.

But it can't have been THAT good, I wasn't sore at all (except where he bit me . . . and my head).

With the mayor properly beaten we can now start some serious drinking.

Here's the mayor with Ms Abby.