if it's gonna be that kinda party...ima stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!

You are probably used to nailing vegetables... even when you can get a woman. That and quadrapelegics that can't run away.

You like ém extra creamy ,then?

Seems the mayor found the motel (hadn't when I talked to him yesterday), only to be shoved out of the car.

*Note to self: avoid the mashed potatoes*

Alrighty kids, I'm finishing packing and then I'm off like a prom dress!

abby was messaging LL before she just left...nothing new to report.

Watch yourself around those bad boys,Abby! They might try to get you out of that prom dress too!

if only to wear it themselves.

Who all is staying at the motel 6? i'm going to leave a sign on my door so's people know where they can get a fluffy quicky!

don't everybody speak up at once...

I think most of us are there, Fluffy.

And this report just in:

Three stooges and a sponge.
No new injuries but crotch punching to follow shortly.

Abby out.

allright.

i'm leaving this shithole in 5 minutes.

and i prolly won't be online to see all the stupid xit you idiots will be doing.



so i just wanted to say have a great time, and life life to the fullest for us sorry sacks of xit that can't be there.


CHEERS!

i'm seriously contemplating flying out, now...

nobody told me there would be brawling and gel-napping!!!

There but for the grace of, well, something, go I.

I'm gonna crawl into AB's dress and take off.

Here I go!

Come on, lets get going with pictures of the gratuitous violence, and drunken revelry.

Yeah, what he said.

well, i jumped on here to see if there was any info.

i just got off the phone with the mayor. i tried calling skeeter but was only able to leave a message.

the mayor was , suprisingly, a huge fucking mess.

he was talking about how his eye and chin were all puffy and fucked up.

i couldn't really make out much, except that when i asked him if there was a fight, he said "It was love"

he said he thought dinky and skeeter were fucked up as well. seems they were all hitting each other, from what i could make out. they can all can tell me if i figured it out right. he was pretty gone, so i was trying to piece what he was saying together.

also, he was going to bed. he didn't know if it was HIS room he was in.

but when i asked if he was back at the hotel, he said yes. i then asked what the hell time it was there (suprised he would be going to bed this early), that i thought it was only like 7PM, he said that it was only afternoon.

that's about all.

i told him to take care of himself.

anybody know what the fuck is going on?

Something like this?

Sounds like the people you got off the phone with are the least likely candidates for answering that question!

Can't wait till LF04! Then I'll at least be part of the problem...

Hmmmm.

This is looking a whole lot like...











ALL YOUR POSTS ARE BELONG TO ME!!!!

XIT!!! I forgot all about LCLF


Where are the pitchers??!! Pitchers!!!!!

Oh, holy hell!

You kids are going to have to give me a moment or two to get some pics up. Gotta get them onto this here crappy laptop.

In the meantime, a brief synopsis:

I got in at 10. Everyone was a mess. Cros had already been cut off at the Buzz Inn. The rest of the table was cut off shortly thereafter.

Moved the party back to the 6 where we were told repeatedly to shut the fuck up by management and security. Wheat thins everywhere. It's all insane. Many injuries.

We're all still a mess.

Ok, I'm going to go and try to get some pics up.

Way to use the beastie boys quote, one of my favorite quotes of all time. I hope there are plenty of mashed potatoes at LCLF.

The festivities begin around 6, right? I think I remember seing something like that, I'm a mess.

Sounds like you're on tour with Motley Crue.

Probably be shooting up absinthe before the weekend is done. ROKK!!!

I just got off the phone with AB, Sponge Bob and the Mayor.

Sounds as if last night was the calm before the storm. Tonight is probably going to get REALLY ugly. It wasn't very clear, but I heard something bout legs being bitten and flying sponges.

God help us all.

DG

Ok. The first pics are in. I can only post so many without approval.

First off, I was very surprised to finally get to see Jack in the flesh.

Here he is:

The Mayor's a mess.

The Motel 6 is a mess.

The flying sponge that DG spoke of...

Sponge and Mayoral lovin'

Wow, and I missed the wheat thins for a couple of fairly quiet bars and not much else . . .

AB, I guess I'll have to let you take a pic of where Cros bit me.

I can't wait to see the photos of a Mayor/Sponge/JBM, sandwich.

Now I know I'm stayin' home. You guys are too Hard Rokk for me.

From what I understand , our international man of mystery shot the available amount of hypable up a little.

Just touched down at Motel 6. Bout to head on over.

You fuckz need to be posting on the computer when you're tippin' and typing. You guys are at the ultimate tippin' party and your not typing. Get to a fuckin' keyboard and start typing your drunken ramblings. We want to see some pics too. And Ballz answer your damn phone. Or call us....you have the damn number...you drunk bitch....

xit this is greyboy's log-on......I'm louchelooker posting.....



ALL YOUR POSTS ARE BELONG TO ME........

NO. All your posts are belong to ME! And, I'm going to do it again if someone does to start posting soon.

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MAYOR' S EYE???!!!

Who did this?!

I am deeply concerned here for this gentlemans safety. Aside from that it looks like the start of a wonderful time! Cheers!

yoU FUCKS beter answer your fukin phones or there will be crotch puches delivered.......pm us wit ha number we can callll........you fuckers........




louchellooker...posting as greyboy

867-5309

If Jenny answers, tell her not to change the number!

Damn!

Louchie! You bettr not have spoken to abby so to have gotten that black eye!

Any body got a chew toy for this boy?

I don't need a chew toy. I need a phone number...so's I can call you fucks out there enjoying yourselves at the LCLF.....I want to speak to some of you in person....and you won't answer your goddamn phones...I"m getting pissed....Answer the phone you fuck....we're enjoying ourselves here in Boston and we want to connect with you folks out there in the greater Seattle Metro area...It will be like a bonding experience....what kind of bonding I'm not sure but, bonding......answer the phone.........and post...while you're typing....then you can reallly say you're tipping and typing......'cause that's what we're doing.....at the BARF..........hope you all don't barf...that would be gross.....o.k. this is louchelooker signing off.....I'm gonna get Greyboy in here to kick ass now.....

I just got off the phone w/ Spongebob. It sounded like they were having fun, but a little too drunk to make much sense. He promised to post a more coherent account of the proceedings tomorrow. I wish I could have been there.

Hey, ...Mayor....... I called your cell phone, and got the "warden's " voice mail.

You need to update your cell info........I need a recon report dammit!

And after I spent the evening turning on a local young lady to the delights of absinthe, I couldn't let her talk to the "famous Mayor of Absinthetown".

I want to thank everyone involved in putting on LCLF. I think I've tried more kinds of absinthe tonight than I have in the previous 16 months since I got my first airplane bottle of La Fee.

I remember talking to a couple of you about living across the water from Seattle. Tonight I can tell you almost nothing beats having a drive home from a party include 30 minuts of laying your seat back with eyes close with Pink Floyd (or whatever esle you have loaded in yor car) cranked up. Let's do it again soon!

We just finished up BARFest in Bostn. I am home now. And all I can say is Greyboy is a mess. He was a mess when I left (he fell down some stairs) and he is 'prolly a mess now. I'm a mess but, not that big a mess. Greyboy's neighbor opened the door about 2 inches then shut it real quick when I left. That was about 04:45am. I paced myself to be able to navigate home. I made it safe and sound. I can't say as much for Greyboy. We had some "KICK ASS" HG. And a great time at the BARF. Nobody barfed. At least not 'til after I left. GB did you barf? And I gotta say, you fucks shoulda answered your cell phones or posted some stuff out there when you were partying. That would have been cool to have a cross coast LF going on at the same time on the internet. What kind of shenanigan's would have ensued? We can only guess now. It is now 05:15am and I am going to bed. I have to move my xit tomorrow. To a new abode. Not move my "xit" literally. I may have to do that but, I will wait 'til I have moved into my new abode. O.k. I hope all you fucks had a grate time at the LCLF and I can't wait 'til LF04 up in A'mrfing'town, later on this year......See ya, you drunk bitches...I hope crotch punches ensued all night.....wait 'til LF04 and the crotch punchfest that will be happening there...I'm wearing my cup...........fuck all of you.......

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