As you were.

You mean stupid and slothful?

DG

Seeing as how I'm not gonna make LCLF this year...like CG said earlier...

I just hate you all.

Have a kick ass time folks. Greyboy and I will be having our little mini-LF here in Boston. We'll be posting and calling and all that xit so pay the fuck attention. Have fun.

This message just in from the Mayor:

And I quote: "...the three stooges and Gassy were a mess last night. I mean, like a real mess". Then followed by some more words and a lot of ha ha has and whee hoos. Also, then a sentiment of glee over the approaching beer-drinking.

what the monkey said.

And I got a text message from the Sponge.
He's halfway there.

I weep for Seattle.

DG

½-way to LCLF or ½-way to being a mess?

Me and Loogie will be a mess on Saturday night too.

I envy all the LCLF attendees. Goddamn motherfuckers...

Things that may or may not have happened last night in Seattle:

Dinky pushed the Mayor out of a car.
Some free glassware was lost.
Dinky slapped the Mayor's face a lot.


The Mayor has a splinter (no...not in his ass) and scabs on his knees.
He is having beer and eggs for breakfast.
He's a mess.

i don't envy them.

i've seen what they look like.

Whew. Into the breech!

T minus 6 hours to departure.

Nice new avatar, Skeeter.
By the way.

Strongbad rules. And the picture with Homestar with the snake, and Cash Money...

Strongbad

Hope you can sneek that one past the filters, Lammy.

In celebration of XXLF (all the ones going on) I will brew beer tomarrow (If my Marris Otter malt comes in in time). Brewing always involves consumption of mass quantities of beer, so I will raise one to y'all.

my favorite is still the techno one.

And we to you!

No xit, I am listening to the download as we speak.

The system is down!

I like the guitar one.

Meeleemeeleemeeleemeeleemeelee.......and the dragon comes in the niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

The Mayor and Der Cros are currently drinking bloody marys (“salad bar with a straw”) and preparing for their afternoon nap. Dinky is MIA and has claimed that his ribs are broken. The Mayor’s glasses are twisted and have Dinky’s palm print on the left lens. At some point, apparently, Dinky hit both the Mayor and Crosby. From behind.

The mayor didn't have my work number, so he called the house a little while ago. My wife just called me.

"Uh ... your buddy the Mayor called."

"Really? What did he say?"

"He said to tell you The Mayor called. That guy's weird."



DG

I'm not surprised. Dinky bashed Head in the face with a phonebook at 5am and broke his glasses. Heeehee. Funny except it'll take a week to get the new ones in. He's blind!

He made watchin' tv goggles out of a Popeye's chicken box and poked holes in them with a pin to watch through.

HE'S ALL MINE!!!

you're lying.

he doesn't watch tv.

"He made watchin' tv goggles out of a Popeye's chicken box and poked holes in them with a pin to watch through.

HE'S ALL MINE!!! "





That's beautiful.

The East Coast “Live from Seattle” news desk is about to close, as this reporter has to catch a Chinatown bus to DC soon.

Updates will now be channeled through the West Coast “Live from Seattle” news desk.

Take it away, Abby.

I think I'll be staying home.

That may be a good idea for me, as well. Wanna come over? I have lots and lots of HG.

And $389.70 for drugs and whores.

Give him the pLambic!

You're on. They'll never even miss us, what with all the brawling.

just spoke w/ LL, Cros & SB.


dinky's pissed cuz he left his hair gel in der cros' car & der cros won't open it.

i wish i just made that up.



SB isn't there yet, but he's on his way.


wish i was there just cause the stooges are so out of place....

What a mess....

WTF? He doesn't know how to use a coat hanger? What a maroon.

No kidding ... good thing I'll be there soon to straighten things out around there.

DG

the fucking blonde leading the blonde

Tell 'im lube makes good hair gel.

It doesn't. But tell 'im that anyway and see if he does it.

I would take it away but I'm about to leave the office. Who can concentrate anyway between texties from the sponge and Bloody Mary talk from the Mayor?

I'll be at home for a few hours cleanin' up and packing so if I get any updates before I leave for the airport, I'll be sure to post them.

Drat!

It's all up to you, Celty.

And how many times did you try lube as hair gel to come up with your scientific fact.

And where were you trying to put your cranium that required it to be lubricated?

scary.

very fucking scary.

it doesn't work too well on my goatee..

Dwarfs always take a lot of lube.

You'll have to excuse our admin. When you can honestly say that Crosby is the least fucked up one in the house, you will always have trouble.

Revised ETA: 4 hours.

Yes, they always steal mine.

Oh, wait. Those are gnomes.

I SEE YOU, MASQUE!!!

Uh, oh... better stop whacking the nazi dolphin.

OK, Skeeter, off I go. I'll keep my eye out for a sign asking who killed laura palmer when I pull into the Motel 6. Or at the Buzz Inn. Whichever. :)

still awaiting a call from the mayor.

i'll only be here for another hour and a half.....