From "Return of the Living Dead:"

"It's not weasels in the bag, Ernie."

DG

Sir. Sir. He specifically requested two niggers. Well, to tell a family secret, my grandmother was Dutch.

NAW! We rape the shit out of them at the Number 6 Dance later on!

You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.

Goddammit, Mr. Lamarr, sir, you use your tongue purdier than a twenny dollar whore

How many times have I told you to wash your hands after a weekly cross burning?


All right, we'll give some land to the niggers and the chinks, but we DON'T WANT THE from the Land of Bogs!

Ahhh, somebody's gotta go get a SHIT-LOAD of dimes!

I'm surprised no one's quoted PULP FICTION yet!

What do (the French) call a Big Mac?
A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.
What do they call a Whopper?
I don't know, I did't go into Burger King

And...

WHAT DOES MARCELAS WALLACE LOOK LIKE?....
DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?

And..

DID YOU SEE A SIGN OUTSIDE MY HOUSE THAT SAID "DEAD NIGGER STORAGE?"

"A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous, got me?"

-Captain Beefheart (yes, I know it's not a movie quote...but it is quite fantastic!)

it's the one that says "bad motherfucker"

"One monkey don't stop no show." - Ernest P. Worrell - Ernest Goes to Camp

Thanks BF, now I'm crying.

I figured that one would tug at your heart strings.

"Bazooko Circus is what the whole hep world would be doing Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war. This was the sixth reich."

"A drug person can learn to cope with things like seeing their dead grandmother crawling up their leg with a knife in her teeth..."

"There he goes -- one of God's own prototypes -- a high powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live and too rare to die."

"You poor fools don't understand, do you? This car is the property of the World Bank! That money goes directly to ITALY!.... You people voted for Hubert Humphrey, and you killed Jesus!"

Johny Depp,
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

On that note...

"You can turn your back on a person, but, never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye. "

"There was madness in any direction, at any hour. If not across the Bay, then up the Golden Gate or down 101 to Los Altos or La Honda. You could strike sparks anywhere. There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was right, that we were winning."


"Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow."


"There was only one road back to L.A.
U.S. Interstate 15.
Just a flat-out high speed burn through Baker and Barstow and Burdue.
Then on to the Hollywood freeway, straight into frantic oblivion. Safety. Obscurity. Just another freak in the freak kingdom.
We'd gone in search of the American dream, it had been a lame fuck around, a waste of time. There was no point in looking back, fuck no not today thank you kindly! My Heart was filled with joy! I felt like a monster reincarnation of Horatio Alger, a man on the move and just sick enough to be totally confident...."

just one more

"Ah, devil Ether... It makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early from the Land of Bogs novel... total loss of all basic motor skills, blurred vision, numb tongue... The mind recoils in horror, unable to communicate with the spinal column. Which is interesting, because you can actually watch yourself behaving in this terrible way, but you can't control it.
You approach the turnstiles and know that when you get there, you have to give the man two dollars or he won't let you inside... but when you get there, everything goes wrong.
Some angry Rotarian shoves you and you think: What's happening here? What's going on? Then you hear yourself mumbling. Dogs fucked the Pope, no fault of mine. Watch out!... Why money? My name is Brinks; I was born... Born?"

Yeah, fear and loathing Las Vegas was good, but lacked the substance provided by the in-depth plot and character development in Starship Troopers!

"Goddamned bugs whacked us, Johnny"

"When you're trained to kill, it just doesn't pay to be polite."

"The only good bug is a dead bug!"

and my personal favorite from that one

"They sucked his brains out"

I thought Denise Richards should have taken off he top in that one .....

DG

She should in every one.

Blazing Saddles...

"Where the white wimmin at?"

"What's the point of livin', if you don't have a dick?"


-Donnie Darko

"Nobody's perfect"

Some Like It Hot

Best last line of any movie, ever.

Ah, I love that movie! Good one. The beauty of the quote makes more sense when you know the line that comes before it:

Jerry: You don't understand, Osgood! Aaah.... I'm a man!
Osgood: Well, nobody's perfect.

Another great one from that movie:

Gretchen--"Donnie Darko, what kind of name is that? Sounds like a superhero or something"

Donnie--"What makes you think I'm not?"

Gotta love Donnie Darko

Donnie - "First of all, Papa Smurf didnt create Smurfette, Gargamel did. She was sent in as his evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf Village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurf's are asexual, they dont even have reproductive organs under those little white pants! It's so illogical, ya know, whats the poing of living if you don't have a dick?"

Ronald - "Dammit Donnie, why you gotta get all smart on us?"

Maybe Papa Smurf invented the implant.

chicks dig me...cause i rarely wear underwear, and i do it's something unusual.....

Bill Murray is great.

No shit. That's like sayin' the sky is blue.

Bill Murry was awesome .... went south when he tried to be "dramatic" in "the razor's Edge" after ghostbusters .... but he made up for it in Groundhog day and Ed Wood.

DG

... and scho he hitsch hisch ball into a 5000 foot ravine, and he looksch at me, and he schays "Boomba, boomba...boomba galumba. And scho we finisch, and I'm like, how'sch about schomthing for the effort, you know. And he'sch like, "There'll be no money, but at your deathbead, you will reach total enlightnenment." Scho I got that going for me, which isch nice!

I see a little billy murray in meself.

Don't forget about The Man Who Knew too Little.

"Blockbuster video Demoin Iowa"

well, hopefully he'll give you a reach-around

From Eraserhead

"Damnest things.They're man-made" Mary-X's father after cutting into
a "game hen".

" In heaven,everything is fine..You've got you're good things and I've got
mine.."The Lady in the Radiator

"Did you and Mary have intercourse?" Mary's mother to Henry X

"They're not sure it is a baby." Mary to Henry X

From Phantom of the Paradise

"When I go,you go.I'm under contract too"Swan to the Phantom about their
contracts with the devil.

"Be careful,do'nt waste it."The devil to Swan as he prepares to sign his
contract in blood.

"I'm the evil that you created,getting horny and damned frustrated.."Beef
singing at The Paradise

"To work it out I let them in,all the good guys and the bad guys that I'd
been, all the devils that deceived me and the angels that defeated them somehow,
come together in me now."From Winslow's/The Phantom's Faust







.

Same movie:

'Scuse me while I whip this out!"

how can you shoot women and children?

easy... ya just don't lead em so much...