My dialup can't take that page anymore.

Riveted by Balz's delivery:

The Mayor after I saw that shirt and yelled "Go Manchester United!"

DG in leather:

Dinky's hair putty:

It's just not the same without the cap.

(edit: pertaining to DG in leather)

Right before goodbye

The Happy Ending. No, I am not explaining that inside joke.

fuck you all.

sincerely,
the green monster

I'm sitting in my cubicle, laughing my ass off.

Hey Skeeter!


Just wait till tonight you 5'10" 150 pound jagoff.

DG

But I should be the most important!
execpt Louchie Cros Dinks Fluff JBM Ballz Trainer AB aw fuck I earned a PTFA...

There were some damn beautiful rainbows on the way home. I was such a mess the next day, I just wish I remembered more of the wondufull HG's I tried. All I remember was looking at my watch and saying wow it's only 11:00, next thing I knew we were leaving and it was like 3:30. I really don't remember much of those last 4 hours. But damn it was a good time.

The other HGs I tried (I tried NO commercials at LCLF):

Moonman: my palette was shot at this point, so I wasn't able to really compare it with the #24, or #25. I think I also tried some #17? and #18? - it was late in the night; I was really rippin' drunk at that point.

Swiss Ninja Festivus - I forgot that I tried this kind of early in the night. It was very different and reminded me of heavily spiced Belgian Christmas Ales. I wonder what this one would taste like diluted 2:1 and heated up?

50 year old HG: unfortunately, my palette was shot at this time, as well...I remember it being good but nothing spectacular

ADN Montpelier: I've tried this one before and I still think it's decent. I'm personally not too fond of the type of Anise used, but some really like that sort of Anise. Anise Bitches.

There was so much to try and I think I had at least 20 glasses of HG...Things I don't remember trying: ET #12, McCollins, Green Waterworks. I read about GB #2 - does anyone remember what that was?

At one point you took a sip off a MM #17 I had, and said it wasn't very good.

I'm happy you said your palet was shot. Now I can admit the last few gasses I had tasted the same to me (as did the Starbucks Frappachino I drank in the car driving home, the toothpaste I used before going to bed and the juice I had with breakfast the morning after).

I actually tasted that god damn Hellboy the whole next day!

I just had that taste of yours and I was tasting the hellboy the whole next day as well, causing my to vomit uncontrollably in the Mc Donalds parking lot for an hour and a half. DAMN I was a mess.

All I hear about that stuff is people throwing up. Was it distilled with ipecac or something?

>At one point you took a sip off a MM #17 I had, and said it wasn't very good.
I'm happy you said your palet was shot.

no, his palet wasn't shot.

No for me it was just way too many glasses and not enough water. I was a mess

Ahh, so the one sip of Hellboy caused the ! Glad I didn't try it. (Or did I? I didn't so I guess not!)

It had nothing to do with the 20 OTHER glasses . . .

Yesterday, I did finally realize why I got so shnockered so fast.

Breakfast Saturday was a small cup of oyster soup and a beer at Elliot's. At 3 pm.

Lunch was food at LCLF, which was already after two full drinks, the vintage at the motel, and a few sips of others.

Maybe next time around, I should try eating BEFORE the drinking, and not be quite so !

Somebody please describe this mysterious hellboy.

It's PALATE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!
I miss Sixela.

This was the first time I actually got a hangover from absinthe. I just did 4much. But it was worth every bit of it. And thanks to everyone who ruined me with the wonderfull HG's, you bastards! CO is never going to be the same.

. . . and give instructions on how to send it back where it came from. (edit: The Hellboy, that is)

Will work?

The Hellboy is beyond any discription. One taste and you're at a loss for words. I didn't really dislike it it was just strange. Not really the reason for my vomiting, that was purely dehydration. Damn dry heaves.

I think that Eaglemont Fennel actually comes from Hell and HellBoy is Satan himself.

Maybe the Hellboy is really Absorbine Jr. Check the A Jr. label! It's green and really does contain wormwood and THUJONE!!!-this stuff has nothing to do w/the buzz from absinthe, NOTHING!!!!-this stuff has nothing to do w/the buzz from absinthe, NOTHING!

"Eaglemont Fennel." Hah! Hedge trimmings from the golf course, more like.

I still get flashbacks from that stuff. Even after two glasses of Lemercier 72 Amer, a glass of White Fairy and two glasses of BaMa last night. My PALATE is ruined.

But as I said elsewhere, it's an interesting flavor/aroma. Used in much greater moderation it might make a truly unique absinthe. Unique in a good way, as opposed to now.

It was very clean. We're talking Pine Sol clean!

No kidding ... it was like drinking Windex with mint.

DG

???

Yes ... however, the only convenient spray top was me.

DG

as long as you weren't topless.

that's just scary, you fucking furball!

I don't - there are times I'd wish he'd give me a break.

Apparently, the lack of good HG Verte is making my LAGN stamina drop - I didn't even take the time to post my own private emoticon in response to someone who thought the Pignon complImented¹ Swizzlé very well.

See -- I just drank some of my fast dwindling supply of MM#30, and look at *that* footnote .

--
¹Just in case you're still listening - yes, YOU! - :

ComplEment, from Latin complementum, from complere, "to fill up," from com- (intensive prefix) + plere, "to fill." means (as a transitive verb) to supply what is lacking. See pel-é in Indo-European Roots.

Compliment ultimately has the same Latin root, but was derived less directly, and has a different meaning.

Usage Note: Complement and compliment, though quite distinct in meaning, are sometimes confused because they are pronounced the same. As a noun, complement means “something that completes or brings to perfection” (The antique silver was a complement to the beautifully set table); used as a verb it means “to serve as a complement to.” The noun compliment means “an expression or act of courtesy or praise” (They gave us a compliment on our beautifully set table), while the verb means “to pay a compliment to.”

Glad to see you're still alive -- and still oh so appreciative of my legendary footnotes.

C'mon: it was over the top, but quite intentional, and it'd been sooo long since I'd posted a really long one .

And 't was Porkio that set me up.

LITi clear mine palette befores Me respond. .

Most excellent.

Obviously, you're catching onto Engrish a lot faster than some others who shall remain nameless...

How about a few more pictures?

Here Cros is trying to show Abby the proper way to present her breast at the mandatory LCLF nipple inspection.

Spucky taught me.

Thanks to our friend Eric we had a little vintage Teragona tasting.
Here Abby is fulfilling her womanly duty and fixing our drink.

And you can see by my left hand how I feel about that.



Thanks again, Eric!

I can almost hear it.... http://161.58.5.90/weird/drinkit.wav

Here's a nice candid shot of DG about to enjoy the Teragona.

DG's xirts are The Xit.

Now its my turn to taste a little with my buddy Crosby.

Um...where the Fuck was I for that?

A very happy Trainer also got a taste.

Um, where the Fuck was I for that?