Be forewarned.

After the beating I got, I'm ready to lay
out the Mayoral Bitchslaps.

Proud to be beating the Mayor for almost four days now.

It's gonna get real ugly real fast.

DG

looks like you got a head start.

I always was an overachiever ...

DG

i've always been a lazy bastard.

Why do people in this forum write "xit" when we're allowed to write "xit"?

Just wondering

OK, very funny... but where did "xit" come from?

If you have to ask where xit comes from...

It's a Xu-Xu thing.....

The expression comes from a member's insistence that we pronounce her alias correctly, with a soft Portuguese "sh" sound for the "X"es (in that particular word: Portuguese and Brazilians pronouce "X" as pretty much anything like the X in taxi, the CH in loch, the S in treasure or the SH in shoe, depending on context - and in some words, the Portuguese and Brazilians don't agree either).

The rest is left as an exercise to the reader.

Darn! What a spoiler for my exercise...

[note to self: keep posts shorter, or type faster]

Ha!

Quick on the draw.

Yeah -- these big battlecruiser guns aren't as maneuvrable, though.

*snipe*

If you've mistaken me for a snipe, get some good contact lenses, then go hunting snipe.

Tip (in case you forget the contact lenses): snipes don't use battlecruiser-class weapons to kill a fly, and the armament is very visible from afar.

Can I quote you on that?

When she posted snipe, she inferred that she beat you to the punch. The slang use of snipe is to hit a target goal (i.e. outposting the Sixer), or that she pulled it out from under your ponderous rhetoric.

You can, but it might look like

So that's it. Actually I thought it would be fun if word substitution filters for George Carlin's 6 other words you can't say on TV were added as well.

As if the newbies didn't think we were strange enough already.

Oh, yeah. Try these other word filters...

Thujon - THUJONE!!!-this stuff has nothing to do w/the buzz from absinthe, NOTHING!!!!-this stuff has nothing to do w/the buzz from absinthe, NOTHING!

Dr. O - Yammering, nattering nutjob

shite - xit

mayfi I and I con run mi posts tru a Jamican Patwa filta. So Jah con overstand me betta. Sight

What Skeeter (nee Masque) said.

Did he cum yet?

Not that I'd want any involvement in such an event . . . just a status check.

As Chef would say, "From yo' ass, children!"

Hux, hux, my friend -- don't be so hasty¹.
[sarcasm]
Oh really? I didn't realise that. I thought she was really hunting snipe - aren't they in plentiful supply in NYC?
[/sarcasm]


If I stop posting ponderous rethoric, who is going to restore the balance to the Tone? After all, bucky transmogrified into "I'm an idiot" and is yet to recover...

--
¹I'm in a forgiving mood, and will close my eyes to your blatant attempt at usurping my role and posting some Ponderous Rhetoric™ of your own.

Ha!

while i didn't LOL or ROTFLMAO, or even giggle like a chubby girl,

i did kinda smirk in recognition of the wittiness of the sarcasm brackets.

to which quoting xit do you figure he is referring?

And you just bought 48 hrs. of lost post-
ing. See you in 2 days.
Dumbass.

In no way, shape or form am I trying to take away your rethoric.

[Yeah, sarcasm brackets are cool!]

Sancho PM'd me 3 times this morning.
Just got them tonight. Then let his puppet
in so I could suspend it.

Folks/fucks.
Learn from the 6er. Contrition.