WTF???????

Maybe if we all chip in and buy this collection, Trainer might just get lucky next yesr.

DG

Sweet Jesus!

I get Johnny Cash!

I'll take Don Williams.
He comes with his own smokes.

I would've gone for Elvis or Patsy but they both look kinda creepy.

Ummm, I'll take Bill Monroe!

smoking's bad, mmmmmmmmkay?

Y'all are freaks.

You just realized this?

SPAZ-ASS-

People who live in glass houses...
(or plexiglass as the case may be)

Is it just me or are they all made with the same scrawny bodies (and really badly done faces)?
They're all creepy.

Well, DUH...

I'd take Roy A Cuff.

I think poor old Roy would be scared as hell!

I'm not a freak.

I'm a DEVIANT, thank you very much!

It sure is nice that they added the "Deliverance" music to the auction. I want me that there Dolly Pardon figure...sos she can Squeel like a pig!

I couldn't finish looking at the wax figures, the music was burning a hole into my brain.


Speaking of which;

I've always wondered about those guys who drive the ice cream trucks. They have to listen to that horrible pop-goes-the-weasel tune all fucking day, over and over again. I don't believe there is any way a person could maintain their sanity under those conditions.

One day someone is going to do a study of serial killers and ice cream truck drivers. It ain't going to be pretty.

I have felt the same about those sorry folks that work at FAO Schwarz. That damned "World of Toys" song is etched in my brain. And that is only from shopping in the store.

Christ,
you guys have never worked at Disney
and had to listen to
"It's a Small World" all day long.

We have that "typical" 80's metal Ice Cream Boy that drives around with the damned pop goes the weasel music.

When I stopped him, he had on head phones...so, of course, I say what are you listening to? Stoned out of his mind, he says: Metallica, Dude.

Gimme a damn fudge-cicle and don't kill anyone on your way out...

Oh, by the way:
http://www.wkrn.com/Global/story.asp?S=820503&nav=1ugF9bwy

I think Bill Monroe and Count Chocula
are brothers.

Thank-you, I didn't know you cared!

Hee hee, that is one freakin' funny movie, not Muppet Movie funny, but close!



"I am not a shrimp, I am a KING PRAWN!"

Well, in dat uddah place dem two is Bruddahs, but I know dat xit don't fly over here, so gimme a break, and forget I said dat, Mayor!!!

I always thought that Postal workers were just easy to identify.
I bet there are worse jobs as far as going postal.

Like going Ice Creaming? Or just Creaming...

I'll go Bomb Pop on your ass.

Blow Pop? Kinky.

Blow Pop.
And up your ass.
Double kinky.

I check this once a day, just out of morbid fascination.