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balzy can finally have that 3-way he's always wished for.

1/2 cow, 1/2 Balz™

eww, now beastiality is one thing, but incestuous beastiality is just plain SICK!

I think we posted at the same time.

oh, i thought you were following up, saying that balz™ would actually be having a 3-way with his sire, since this 2-headed one was most likely a product of his indiscretions.


my bad.

I would have thought that before I met the guy. Now that I've met him, I don't believe that he would have sex with his own 1/2 cow, 1/2 human offspring.

wow!

of course he was asleep most of the time, so i can't vouch for him like you can.

Well, to be honest...I talked to him for about 10 minutes; then he ended up telling one joke the rest of the night.

so was it the 10 minute talk or the 6 hours of him telling the goatfucking joke that gave you the impression that he wouldn't have sex with his own 1/2 cow, 1/2 human offspring?

9 hours of him telling the goatfucking joke

grate!

sorry i missed it.

and by sorry i mean really, really fucking happy.

(I you guys)


Somebody ought to kill that thing.
It's an abomination, I tell you.

yeah, but they said that about me when i was born, and look how i turned out!

oh, wait.

Since you guys like f'd up animals...

http://www.subservientchicken.com

He'll do as you wish

hey guys!

there's a new invention called the

I swear I gotta get Hartsmar to register over here...

Bestiality is most of his rep, over in the forum.

That cow would spoil the Viking for life!

I told him to drink absinthe, so he went over and louched one up for me.

I need to get one of those.

I told him to go Fork himself...and he gave me the "no no" finger.

I missed the goatfucking joke.

Or at least, I don't remember it.



I hear there was cake, too.

Since the LCLF, maybe it should look something like this.

I wish I saw the damage in person.

Wish I remember any of it.

This is the site to visit, and by that I mean in real person, if you are ever in the area! A true hodge-podge, and not for the weak of heart, but a blast none-the-less!

Prairie Dog Town

The deformed heifer and steer are great, but they don't provide stools, so you'll have to bring your own. When I was a kid they sold the prairie dogs for $2 apiece, don't think they do it now, though. And get the lady up front to get the cage of rattler's all riled up, it's an experience that sends shivers down my spine every time I hear it!

And as far as the goat-fucking joke, you not only missed it, but TWICE! The mayor made me tell it again because a few more people showed up during a hairlip joke.

<----------The punchline tells all!

"World's Largest Prairie Dog"

reminded me of,

" We're only going to see the world's biggest God-Damned ball of yarn"

" Clark, watch your language."

"OK, second biggest."

No, the Largest Ball of Twine is in Cawker City, Kansas. Worth a quick stop, but a drive-by on the way to the largest prairie dog will work as well. Look for it on your left -- it's on the highway through town!

World's Largest Ball of Twine

Remind me never to become a redneck.

They just make big balls of twine and and screw and get abducted by and make lousy that makes ya wanna

Oh, god, Spongebob... ... LOL like a MoFo.

You should alter the text to "Hit me again, pussy!"

It don't even hurt.

Come back out... Cros and I will try harder.