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thanks for the link, master jack . The WS site looks really nice.

And, for the grammar nazis: why the fuck does it matter? I type fast using hunt-n-peck. Athough I write professionally, I find it unecessary to proof and or spill-Czeckerland each post. It indicates neither a disrespect to the board participants, nor raw ineptitude. Rather, it reflects my priorities-- Im a busy spark.

Grammar naziness is a penguin trademark. You might as well get used to it.

HEIL PENGUINFUCKINWAFFLE!!!

Hey Spark, Nice to converse with ya and welcome aboard.

As for spelling/grammatical/punctuational correctness, get used to it and make an effort or expect the Mayoral Bitch Slap.

I am the king of bad typing and spelling. I have learned to use ieSpell to check my spelling, and re-read my posts before clicking 'add reply'. I am so bad, they set up a translator for me.

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OK, I finally made time to check out the site after a 1-1/2 week hiatus (short of about 20 minutes monday night) and must admit that I look pretty good standing at a louchefest!

Here's my recolection of the fest.

1. Got to Motel 6, called Skeets and met up with him and Fluffy-G. Skeets was a bigger guy with a heart as big as I expected. Fluffy never once tried to sell me crack, crank, snort, or slurpees, which in-sutu surprised the xit out of me. Friendly as hell, and was happy the night-manager at the 7-11 gave him the weekend off!

2. Got to see Louchie (who looked like a horse that had been ridden hard and put away wet), Abby (her hair is a mess:), and talked to Raindog, who was sputtering about coons in the yard climbing trees....? Also talked to Lammy, who sounds just as sweet as she appears in her fotos! How're you doing (quickly looks around for Baadoc)?

3. Met up with Trainer, Spongie and der King Cros -- all very polite, especially around the Liver -- I think they were afraid they'd all throw down again. Dinky passed through on his way to change his shoes and go to the grocery store the 3rd time that day. Yer hair is real nice, perty and like! Does beat the mullet by a long-shot!!!

4. We went back to my room and drank some beers. That's it. Who are all those other goofy-looking fucks, and where was I? xit, the next thing I know it was 8am and I was crawling my way to the airport. Wasn't there something special I was supposed to drink while in Seattle? Why do I not remember anything except a cat shitting in my mouth sometime during the night?

Actually, DG's and Skeet's replies sum up everything I thought about everyone that night, and am very gracious for the host, the owners of the house, his wife, and friends who organized and spent so much time and effort to make this all come together! Thanks to Jack for receiving and NOT drinking all the packages that were sent, and helping out in more ways than I know of as well. Also thanks to all the makers for sharing your wares, which were all appreciated (even Hellboy) in at least one way or another.
Damn, things keep getting funner and tastier all the time! And while Louchie took a rest-break and Abby was the first "lounger" to go, my buddy was the first to head out. I knew it was trouble for him when he asked me what # I was on, and I said #2. He said he was on #6 and pouring another. He didn't make it 1 hour later and he was stumbling mumbling derunk. He was VERY impressed with the flavas of the hg's present and kept asking me why the stuff I had him try in the past always tasted like xit. Kept telling him that was the diff. between CO (all I had at the time) and HG -- he still thinks I was hiding the good xit from him. He's now a mess.

Looking forward to the next LF I can make it to!

I wasn't at the grocery store, I was at the espresso stand. I bought a $50 card on day one, and made sure I ran out of credit by day 4 (I ended up with $.75).

Luv that seattle coffee!

Thanks to everyone.
Love to everyone.

These things always blow by fast as a
muthafucka. Always.

Wish he was -- I'd have more Félix (the drink) if he were ;).



Tell me about it -- you can just about make out the quantity left in that one bottle on the triple Félix (one bottle, one logo, one child) photo.

I'm not going to name my son Swizzlé just because of Mr. Félix's branding strategy, so if I want to save some for Félix, life is going to be tough.

Precisely. You find it more important to save *your* time rather than *our* sanity.

Spelling mistakes are discratcng - or did you just read that word as "distracting" without passing over that word twice?

Lots of them give me headaches, or the desire to stop reading.

Others feel the same way about footnotes.

Well, not me. So, fuck them*).

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*) The others, not the footnotes.

When you apply, I'd highly recommend using your professional writing skills. You may also want to explain what you mean by "Hogsmacked," and whether "Bitchslapped" will be an acceptable substitute.

i believe an is in order.

that is all.

Two very different things .

Impressive response time Hiram-- snapped in less than 24 hours. I feel so loved.

At least it wasn't What's his fuck.

Loving spark, or gettin' snapped?

I've never been snapped. Or sparked.

Speaking of which, where's Crosby?

>looking behind the refrigerator< Cros?

That xit is funny , don't be looking in my buildings,
or my fenced in area dammit!

Bears repeatin fuck you wanna fight?

Snappin' The Spark.

>looking in Kirk's fenced area< Cros?

Uh oh.

I see dead people.

Good fertilizer jump back bitch , every thing you know is wrong.
But I still like you.

I see retarded people.

Truth is I don't have a fenced in area , it's a hillbilly joke '
Jump back bitch , evert thing you know is wrong .
But you are cute

I still wish I could fuckin' be there...

It's going to rock, goddamn it, I know it will!

It just HAD to be on Beltane...

Arrrrghhhhh!!!!!!

There'll be others, Abs ol' pal. Are you able to drink again?

He was drinking the other night.

Hell, He's drinking today!

And he's suspended for bein' a quote
tardo tonight.

Fuckin' people who ignore the TONE piss
me off.
Keep Sparkin' up the wrong tree, norom
who's too busy to go by the bar rules.
Ask Atomic Vibe what happens when we
get a little protective of our pisshole
here.

Leever. I ain't in the slightest bit interested in stinkin' up yer playground. I've been lurkin' around long enough to have observed the sophistication of the participants here. I can live within the implied rules. Frankly, it is rare than I really have anything worthwhile to contribute to a thread anyway. I was only motivated to register after lurking for more than a year because I really wanted to meet some of the fine folks face-to-face in the Emerald City. I will make an effort to keep mutilation to minimum if I choose to post.

Damn shift key; only works half-time. xit, I need a new computer.

Spark, just don't fuck with da Mayor. Sure, his shiner might look bad, but you should see THE RADIATOR.

Da Mayor messed that bitch UP!

hehehe

Who you callin' sophisticated, asshat?

[in his best Miss Piggy voice]

Moi, of course.

I seem to remember "lacking natural simplicity" and "very complicated" are two of the possible meanings.

Or shall I have to make my reasoning and posts even more tortuous?

If I hadn't seen it I would not think that possible.

You are of course excepted. Its so grate to be part of the asshat nation. Here is an etymology:

Asshats are kool

Man, I miss a day, come back, and everything sounds all messed up in here. I don't know what it is, Kirk getting all cuckoo and blaming it on the alcohol, Absomphe getting like Kirk [kinda], Hiram snapping the Spark, the Spark trying to re-Snap somebody, the Spark bringing out the Asshat link and gaining a little redemption, and the Bear not flexing as much muscle as I've come to know and love during this whole escapade. I don't know what just happened but, I'm ascared.

Can we please be returned to our regularly scheduled program?

too busy with real life to deal with you jagoffs.

the wishes and prayers of all of you are coming to fruition.

i.e. you'll see less of me from now on.


toodles!



p.s. Loogie, fuck you. Eat xit and die. Please do a little homework for me...go home, get all liquored up & stoned, play judas priest over and over whilst cleaning the barrel your shotgun with your tongue.


Love,
Celty

Spongie, were you ever going to post the rest of those pictures?

First alcoholic drink since LCLF. BaMa #34. Second glass. Oh yeah.....I see smiley faces.....

I'm gonna see carpet soon, only for a second though.

I think Spucky was just like Moisture
Mutt when he was younger, that's why
he's the way he is now.

Not sure if I got food poisoning, but I was also REALLY sick last Mon/Tues. Had to go to the emergent care center ona cuz I was vomiting blood. No joke.

Just kidding. If I was going to play Judas Priest I would play it backwards. I think I'll stick to Rush. And I clean my shotgun with my penis. I stick it in the barrel repeatedly hoping to get the rust out. Of the shotgun that is.

P.s.-Thanks, ya big hairy bear.

Whew! The love is free flowing in the room tonight.

So Spongebob mouths off to the waiter and everyone gets food poisoning except him. Funny how that works.

I'm now glad I left Sunday.

No hurlin' for me!

I knew it was the fuckin' Outback!!!!
Dinks thought mebbe it was some salsa
the ate (that I don't remember,
then, what do I remember of that
wkend, not much). That was one wicked
fuckin' stuff, whatever it was. I'll bet we
all got sick about the same time-6 to 7am
Mon. EDT.
Wonder who wiped the steaks on their
ass in the kitchen, then got tired when
they got to Sponge Bob's? I'd pay them
to give him the treatment. I was lookin'
for the Angel of Death to embrace.

No kidding. I got sick late monday night, and oh man! I think I lost 30lbs in 4 hours. Sorta like when Kenny gave his dad morning after pills on South Park. AND WTF!!! Those asswipes at Outback got a really nice tip too!