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HAPPY BIRTHDAY 1900!!!!!
Happy Happy Shirt Boy!
Happy birthday, 1900. 99 years young and still going strong. Hope everything is going well for you. Take care and cheers. 
Happy birthday man! You're a fountain of knowledge, and a nice guy to boot. Which still doesn't counterbalance the awful taste in shirts (I'm typing this in a black and yellow kung-fu shirt w/ dragons on it...)
Happy Birthday to another guy who likes shirts you wouldn't want to be caught dead in except.....
Happy Birthday Aniversary, 1900!
Happy Birthday! Hopefully I'll see you soon and we can toast it together in person.
Happy Birthday from a fellow shirt enthusiast!
Happiest of 99ths, Senor 1900!!!
May all your xirt be really good xirt on this auspicious occasion!!!
May all your xirt be really good xirt on this auspicious occasion!!!
Thanks for the wishes,......I'm wearing one of my favorite 1940's repros, and I'll be hitting a Tex-Mex place where all the waiters wear aloha shirts.
A bit later I'll have a nice glass of something special.
A bit later I'll have a nice glass of something special.
Looks like my B-day wish for you is coming true!
Have a 
on me!Wait . . . not ON me . . . um . . . well, you know.
How the fuck much is 1900?
See you in my yard in July.
See you in my yard in July.
Happy Anibirthday! Enjoy!
Happy anniversary! 
Happy Bert Day!!!!!!!
Happy cheery birthday Mr. funky shirt. Live it up brother, you are only,uh however the fuck old you are once.
Happy Birthday 1900!
I dig anyone who can appreciate 40's tropical prints.
I have several bolts of repro prints in my closet...I just keep them there to look at from time to time.
I dig anyone who can appreciate 40's tropical prints.
I have several bolts of repro prints in my closet...I just keep them there to look at from time to time.
Really?.........What kind of prints? 
I'll be wearing one like this in Turquoise at LF04, it's one of a few vintage knock off's I have that are very hard to find these days. (the damn collectors have driven the prices up too much on old originals)
I'm gonna kick you in the groin.
"Punch in the crotch"
is appropo in this bar, Rainy.
is appropo in this bar, Rainy.
After seeing that shirt, I might just have to fly out for LF04 so I can punch you in the crotch myself!
You'll barely be able to reach it.
Yeah, those reach arounds are kinda hard to do. You really have to stretch sometimes. 
Remember SPAZ-ASS, a punch involves a closed hand, not an open groping one.
Only if you are Kate Bush...... 
I go away for a couple of days and look!
I miss 1900's fucking birthday!
Happy Belated Birthday Anniversary
I miss 1900's fucking birthday!
Happy Belated Birthday Anniversary
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