I feel like the Energizer Bunny.
For about two more posts.
Shall I make them real or bullshit?
Your choice.

real bullshit, like all of your others.

but at least some of them were entertaining today.

Yeah , the day kind of slipped away from me too.
I don't know when I'll do the things
I'm supposed to do.

Well there's always tomorrow, so hell have another

Hail!
They are calling for frost and hail!
I have to go get my cloche's.

A truly amazing, incredible example of wonderful debauchery. I'll always regret not being able to attend.

Beautiful...thanks for the pics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sancho, that is why I like you around.

Hiram, shameless blathering? No. I asked, and might ask again.

I walked in+out of that same conny.

And did I actually come up w/-
"Take one for the prostate", or is that a
figment of my dementia.

I'm sure of it, why would you make that xit up?

I remember fucks saying it was going to
be an LCLF catchphrase, then never
heard it here.

July 17-20, all on video . . . Hmmm.

I'll bring the Tunel Black!!!!

The clear winner was "I hate Stupid Dumb Dinky".

True.

I have the innate ability to bring out primal urges in the opposite sex... unfortunately, when I'm drinking, the urges usually comprise of slapping, biting, and venemous hatred.

Oh well, at least it's funny.

"Hey, go over there woman. I'm talking with your husband, and we don't need to be bothered..."

God, you bated her.

HA! I kill me.

Would that make me the Bait-master?

I liked slipping between the Baters @
the Buzz to mash on the little lady
and telling Jack at one point he was
"insignificant" and to butt out.

You can have her, but I don't think you have enough money to keep her.

chains and padlocks aren't that expensive.

Those wouldn't work. She's very strong for her size.

roofies?

Those would probably work.

I did too, I think everyone did at least once

Small, very strong, iron teeth?

John Massis pulling a tram in Ghent by the teeth:

Her Grandfather, actually.

Yeah, that was a great conversation with Hiram... not only did I learn something (!) it was funny to watch all you proto-drunks walk in, and within seconds your eyes would glaze over... some stayed, some turned around almost instantly, but you all were funny.

Yes. I can attest to the iron teeth part. Like a pitbull.

Rawr!

How could you not?

They were like: "Fuck this xit, I didn't come here to think, I came here to get fucked up." Which is as it should be.

I didn't say I wanted her Jack, she was
just more interesting. And I enjoyed it
when she touched me, unlike when you
did.

What about when I used the melted butter?

Well, that was nice.
The cat o' nine tails finish was a bit
much, though.

pussy

I am what I eat.

You told me you don't eat at all...

True, literally I don't.
But cunniliterally, I do.

Reminds me of a song I wrote a while back, like to hear it here it goes.

Crackas say I’m pussy, only if you are what you eat.
Love to see them legs cocked back with your head under your feet.
Let me take a little peek of what lies beneath,
Give it a good taste got you clawin at the sheets.

Damn you taste sweet and Kraze always bring it deep.
Turn the most innocent virgin to the nastiest freak.
Belvedere body shots let me poor you a drink,
Mixed with apple pucker, It’s you Swedish lova lova.

Thor’s hammer thunder under covers, with no rubbers.
Make your whole body weak every time that I touch you.
Not even Ecstasy can fuck with Bentley,
Even if you ride rough or like it gently.

I make your dreams come true, Fulfill your fantasies,
Make ‘em realities. That’s just the Viking Hospitality.
Master of Sensuality, Givin you multiple orgasms.
It’s Verbal Kraze girl, Now welcome to the Caverns.

I didn't like touching Da Mayor, neither.

Not sure he was too fond of it.

Abby, on the other hand . . .

You=

Wogger=

Interesting. What degree are you? How did you become interested enough to seek membership? Both my grandfathers were Masons as well as some good friends. I would like to learn some more about it, but the only thing I normally find is how Masons are in league with Lucifer and "do all that debil worshipin".

no, if that was true, i might actually join.

Perfect, it fits right in with absinthe.

i just had the most precious mental image of a bunch of masons in full regalia and satan playing baseball...

That's our Satchmo.

I'm a 32nd Degree, there are 33. I was always involved in esoterica of some kind. Regarding the Lucifer thing: go here. The rest of that site is quite good as well. Then there's this. My lodge's website.

So now, how about that Hellboy, gang? That was some interesting stuff, huh?

who decides what is "moral"?

Michael Jackson.