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dawny
many thanks to the green one for sending me a sample of blance (spelling!?!?!)
it was quite tasty!

as i don't have any proper spoons yet, i made do with a tea strainer ball...

the scent was really subtle, the flavour was fabulous, and now i want MORE!!!

i had to share it with my brother and his girl, so we only had a half glass apeice, but it was worth it!!
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THANKS GREEN ONE!!!
lambchop
Congratulations!
Your wallet will never be the same.


(previous post edited to remove someone's Real Life name!)
Off. Jack Batemaster
Was it Rupert Humperdick?
lambchop
Nope.

But good guess yelclap.gif
CelticGent
QUOTE
VIRGIN NO MORE


record time.
Louched Liver
Wasn't me.
Never is.
TheGreenOne
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Louched Liver
Well, duh!
I was talking skin on skin like.
Rimbaud
Mmmmm...wheregins!
CelticGent
hehehe

how did i know rimbaud rimbaud would be sniffin round this thread?
Rimbaud
I'm always sniffin'...
Off. Jack Batemaster
...women's bicycle seats?
Rimbaud
Surely.
CelticGent
specially the banana types.
Rimbaud
Yes, they're the most delightfully fragrant!
Louchelooker
Yes, I hear they smell like bananas.
Rimbaud
No, pussy.
dawny
Q:why don't witches wear panties?

A:better grip on the broom


(in keeping with the pussy theme....)
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Louched Liver
Good girl.
louchefabrik
QUOTE(dawny @ Apr 29 2004, 03:41 AM)
Q:why don't witches wear panties?

A:better grip on the broom


(in keeping with the pussy theme....)
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I hope you realize there's more reality to that than you might think.


If not, think lipid soluble hallucinogenics , mucosa, broom handle----"FLYING"
TheGreenOne
and here I thought THUJONE!!!-this stuff has nothing to do w/the buzz from absinthe, NOTHING!!!!-this stuff has nothing to do w/the buzz from absinthe, NOTHING! was the only lipid soluble hallucinogen.
CelticGent
QUOTE(louchefabrik @ Apr 29 2004, 09:29 AM)

I hope you realize there's more reality to that than you might think.


If not, think lipid soluble hallucinogenics , mucosa, broom handle----"FLYING"

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TrainerAZ
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Off. Jack Batemaster
Do you remember bragging, at LCLF, about meeting PeeWee behind the DQ?
TrainerAZ
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Off. Jack Batemaster
You're in deep xit...I'm going to tell her that you called her PeeWee. Better buy some shin guards.
TrainerAZ
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Hiram
Hell hath no fury like a tiny woman with a temper. I fear small women. It's a proximity thing.
TrainerAZ
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Off. Jack Batemaster
..or anyone with a hole or a stub.
TrainerAZ
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Off. Jack Batemaster
and ugly.
Masque
I fear the proximity as well, Hiram. My son is about three feet tall.

We need a crotchpunch emoticon.
Le Gimp
QUOTE(dawny @ Apr 29 2004, 03:41 AM)
Q:why don't witches wear panties?

A:better grip on the broom


(in keeping with the pussy theme....)
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Is that what you meant by "Kitted Out"?

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Glassolalia
QUOTE(louchefabrik @ Apr 29 2004, 09:29 AM)
If not, think lipid soluble hallucinogenics , mucosa, broom handle----"FLYING"

Really?!?! I'm gonna have to check this out on my next flight. Seeing as Beltane is just around the corner - I'm gonna have me a happy weekend!!!
dawny
rimmy, do you sniff scooter seats as well? roflmao.gif
musicgeek
I will if he won't. DG.gif
dawny
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Masque
You will have to excuse our single fellows here...


(unless you like it, then I am sure they will be jappy to oblige your taste in cheap jokes.)
dawny
oh i LOVE it....

it's much better than getting bad pick up lines from homeless
crack heads and gay men with peg legs....
Justin
The joke is on you, because you still are...

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Le Gimp
Damn! Leaves me out.
Masque
And they are safely hundreds, if not thousands of miles away...
dawny
oh damn, i've been figured out....
Absomphe
It should leave me out to, Gimpy, but I'm too incorrigible...

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